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Good Morning Pleasureu, i hope you have as good a day as i had today :)

Azure.... you are evil, pure evil, and i love it ;) :kiss:
 
Markets

Ozsteamer

<OK, but, BOY are they a loooong way from Newcastle!>
Only an hour!

<Hey, can a Dragonette heat up copper enough to melt it?>

When am in fine fettle I can melt most things!

Hey, has anyone noticed we're acquiring "dragons" at an advanced rate?
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Now isn't that lovely, lots of us nice Draconian creatures!
And I am blue, as I am and as the quiz said!

Good one Quickduck
p.s. All hail the mighty dragons of the room
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Maree, hope things improve, keeping fingers crossed for you

Azure, yes, I have a list very similar!

Waves to Jenny, nice to see you back, hi Cheeeky and everyone else and thank you for all your well wishes!

Lovely L Loving Live LB

Doh, I still have a lot to catch up on, haven't even got to the Bar yet! Guess it will have to wait for now

Nite everyone
 
A quick HI to everyone!

I'm loving the aussie humor more and more each day!

Ladybird, your letter is just lovely!:rose:

Dragonette, I hope you're feeling and seeing much better! Don't overdo the boards though, and take care!:rose:

Might try to set up some "virtual wedding" ideas this weekend!:D
 
Thanks everyone

Dragonette, take it easy with those eyes. Keep away from the PC - guess that means no work - oh well just keep your eyes closed eh eh
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I know, eyes are closed, been staying home, curtains drawn, nice dark cave

I see my eye Doctor again on Friday, hoping things will improve

Just trying to catch up here, haven't got to my Bar yet, another time I guess
 
Yep, I'm going!

Thanks everyone, yep I am going

Good luck Maree, hope things work out

Waves to everyone
devils, ducks, dragons and L's and the rest of you great folks!

Hey LB , that was one of my first avi's, I like that cute dragon!

Night everyone, sweet dreams
 
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Welcome new people

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4play44

I gues I took the ship thing to serious and was not implying not to make war when it is needed, fact is just the other way around. Lets just finish and not stop till our mission is completed. By the way I'm retired from the US Air Force after 21years of service and have lost a lot of friends who gave their life as well as many Ausies have given theirs so we may have our freedom. I 'll get off my soap box, and I apologize if I offended anyone.
 
sex with same man

According to the reserachers from the University of Adelaide regular sex with the same man may prime a womens immune system not to reject his sperm. You guys have all the answers ,I wonder if this went along with the sex expo I went to in Melbourne
 
Comprehending IT

Comprehending IT - Take One

Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted."

Comprehending IT - Take Two

An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The IT guy said, "I like both." "Both?", the other two asked.
The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."


Comprehending IT - Take Three

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


Comprehending IT - Take Four

An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want.
"Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The IT guy said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."
 
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*walks into the room, sits down*

*looks around and then stands up and says*

"Hi, I'm QuickDuck, and i am an IT worker...."

is there such a thing as IT Workers Anonymous? hehehe
 
Goodmorning all,

Just a quick wave at the end of today's funny.

*kisses* to a wonderful woman, *hugs* to all the other wonderful women and *goodluck wishes* to yet another wonderful woman.

*hearty handshakes* to all the guys who will not accept hugs and were feeling left out by my saying hi to the females :)

/wave
QuickDuck
 
Thanks for the Hello's All

Hope the weather is better than Newcastle, been raining all night, I'll have to break out the flippers soon.

Softkey, I'm X Navy, same vintage as you, and need to regain my sense of humour, look forward to solving the problems of the world with you.

A poem for all to ponder.

THE CLOCK OF LIFE

The clock of life is wound but once
And no man has the power to tell just when the
Hand will stop, at late of early hour
Now is the only time you own
LIVE, LOVE, TOIL WITH A WILL
Place no faith in tomorrow
for the clock may then be still

Sorry, don't know the author.

Have a great day all !:D
 
well an hour south of you 4play44 it is not looking a whole lot better... no rain yet though.

Mind you, i like wet rainy days, since they are the best for snuggling.

ok so i am an old softey at heart :)

/wave
QuickDuck
 
well the weather might be crappy ..BUT I think it is a gorgeous day..~little bounce in my step~

:D :kiss:

Oh and Hi 4 play44 :D
 
and you have not seen me in my pms sook mode...bad hair..sooky mood...bowls of m&ms curled up watching romantic chic flicks...used tissues all over the floor red eyes from all the irrational crying....You turned on yet???...LOL




had to edit after someone pointed out the terrible freudian slip..LOL
 
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