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[Gil_T2]

~sigh~
i will have yet another funeral to attend to in the next few weeks

that makes 9 in the space of 12 months.

everyone i care about is dying - it's so unfair

soon there will only be a handful of people in my life left.

sometimes i despise the fates.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{WARRIOR QUEEN}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} it is sad to loose friends but you still have many friends who are here for you dear friend.

 

[warrior queen]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{WARRIOR QUEEN}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} it is sad to loose friends but you still have many friends who are here for you dear friend.

i know, and i thank you both for including me in your lives :rose;

but losing fritz is going to be extremely hard - he's been in my life since i was 2 1/2 years old

 

[Gil_T2]

i know, and i thank you both for including me in your lives :rose;

but losing fritz is going to be extremely hard - he's been in my life since i was 2 1/2 years old

BANDIT & I are aware of how much Fritz means to you as you were talking about him here on your last visit with us. our lives are tested all the time by lifes little shocks of ppl we know & care about passing on, some have health problems that make them more likely to die yet out of the blue we often here of a fit health person that dies but all hurt.

 

[oz_akasha]

Fuck all this talk about pussies & it ain't anything sexy how sad.

In my view all pet cats should have a fucking huge bell around their necks to give the native wildlife a chance to beat the catch & kill cats.

Give me a good sub any day in preference!!!!!!!!!

Now Gil.............

I am a cat owner...............

A responsible cat owner...........

My cat is only allowed out side during daylight & only if we are out doors.........

So in other words he is very much a indoor cat...........



In this household Rven has 2 demanding pussies..............

 

[BurnoutX]

You want to talk about cats bringing their trophies inside?

For once, one of our big useless mongrels (an insult to the cats that came before him who had spectacular rat catching abilities) decided to bag himself a nice big four legged rodent.

And promptly bring it inside to play with, only to get bored and release it into the kitchen.

Fine ... rat got away, it'll find it's way outside.

Two nights later I awaken in the middle of the night to hear something beside my bed, I roll over, turn my light on and look down to see this massive four legged rodent.

Suffice to say I slept in the lounge for the rest of the night.

The next night we set a rat trap, not the old wooden ones but a cage one that catches them alive, I awoke the next morning to find the cage full.

Upon closer inspection the rat turned out to be a young bandicoot! So we took it down the road a bit and released it back into the paddock across the road.

 

[Lloyd2004]

Now Gil.............

I am a cat owner...............

A responsible cat owner...........

My cat is only allowed out side during daylight & only if we are out doors.........

So in other words he is very much a indoor cat...........



In this household Rven has 2 demanding pussies..............

I just love pussies..............................


Lloyd

 

[Lloyd2004]

You want to talk about cats bringing their trophies inside?

For once, one of our big useless mongrels (an insult to the cats that came before him who had spectacular rat catching abilities) decided to bag himself a nice big four legged rodent.

And promptly bring it inside to play with, only to get bored and release it into the kitchen.

Fine ... rat got away, it'll find it's way outside.

Two nights later I awaken in the middle of the night to hear something beside my bed, I roll over, turn my light on and look down to see this massive four legged rodent.

Suffice to say I slept in the lounge for the rest of the night.

The next night we set a rat trap, not the old wooden ones but a cage one that catches them alive, I awoke the next morning to find the cage full.

Upon closer inspection the rat turned out to be a young bandicoot! So we took it down the road a bit and released it back into the paddock across the road.

Bandicoot's are cute too, but they are nothing like pussies ,
hot, wet pussies that is!



Lloyd

 

[Lloyd2004]

Trust me, that cat NEVER brought another thing into the house, and the visitors that rushed into the bathroom to see what was wrong saw my wife in a whole new light.


I`m freeeeeeee.

And I'll bet he never forgot what he saw!!!!

 

[Gil_T2]

Now Gil.............

I am a cat owner...............

A responsible cat owner...........

My cat is only allowed out side during daylight & only if we are out doors.........

So in other words he is very much a indoor cat...........



In this household Rven has 2 demanding pussies..............

Oh yes your ringht about Raven having ONE very sexy pussy to play with but the 4 legged type do nothing for me.

 

[Gil_T2]

You want to talk about cats bringing their trophies inside?

For once, one of our big useless mongrels (an insult to the cats that came before him who had spectacular rat catching abilities) decided to bag himself a nice big four legged rodent.

And promptly bring it inside to play with, only to get bored and release it into the kitchen.

Fine ... rat got away, it'll find it's way outside.

Two nights later I awaken in the middle of the night to hear something beside my bed, I roll over, turn my light on and look down to see this massive four legged rodent.

Suffice to say I slept in the lounge for the rest of the night.

The next night we set a rat trap, not the old wooden ones but a cage one that catches them alive, I awoke the next morning to find the cage full.

Upon closer inspection the rat turned out to be a young bandicoot! So we took it down the road a bit and released it back into the paddock across the road.

The thought of a night visitor is one I remember from a young lady I met at the pub & went home with & in the early hours felt something moving around in the bed with us....it was her pet snake .....I never did go back to see her again not that the snake scared me that much but at least a "Oh by the way I have a pet snake". would have been nice.
I wonder if a snake can get used to eating cats????????

 

[smithie]

The thought of a night visitor is one I remember from a young lady I met at the pub & went home with & in the early hours felt something moving around in the bed with us....it was her pet snake .....I never did go back to see her again not that the snake scared me that much but at least a "Oh by the way I have a pet snake". would have been nice.
I wonder if a snake can get used to eating cats????????

A Lady you met at the pub - pet snake????? So, was it a lady or a transgender?????

 

[Gil_T2]

A Lady you met at the pub - pet snake????? So, was it a lady or a transgender?????

OH she was pure lady, I just didn't like sharing her bed with the snake.

 

[australwind]

OH she was pure lady, I just didn't like sharing her bed with the snake.

wonder what you think of girls who have big dogs as bed companions?

 

[smithie]

wonder what you think of girls who have big dogs as bed companions?

mmmmm - got it! you'd just have to give her a big bone to chew on - that'd do the trick!!!

 

[Gil_T2]

wonder what you think of girls who have big dogs as bed companions?

I would not have minded if I'd been warned & dish lickers also fit in here.

 

[australwind]

mmmmm - got it! you'd just have to give her a big bone to chew on - that'd do the trick!!!

the girl or the dog????????

Novel threesome though...if you like that sort of thing!

 

[Orlanth]

I would not have minded if I'd been warned & dish lickers also fit in here.

I think the joke went right over your head.

 

[BurnoutX]

the girl or the dog????????

Novel threesome though...if you like that sort of thing!

So...many...lewd....thoughts and comments ...

 

[Gil_T2]

I think the joke went right over your head.

I got it but wanted to move the ideas else where.

 

[Gil_T2]

So...many...lewd....thoughts and comments ...

HE HE HE HE rollover Rover & let BURNOUT take over.

 

[Gil_T2]

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

1 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

6 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

7 If all is not lost, where is it?

8 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

9 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

15 It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.

16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!

24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...

Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen..I think. Maybe you get your memory back or something! I think...



Cheers

 

[BurnoutX]

HE HE HE HE rollover Rover & let BURNOUT take over.

As long as Rover hasn't slobbered every where!

Thanks for the list Gil, 28 and already absent minded, I really do have a lot to look forward too!

 

[nostress]

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

what more could a person want out of life

 

[Ladybird]

Honey I'm home!

Hello friends, I'm back in the land of warm weather and cold beer.. and it feels damn good!

How are you all ? What's the goss ? And hello to the new posters here... tis nice to meet you.



Nostress, thanks for your lovely email and txt's, you're a true friend and a very special person. Luv ya mister.

 

[nostress]

Honey I'm home!

Hello friends, I'm back in the land of warm weather and cold beer.. and it feels damn good!

How are you all ? What's the goss ? And hello to the new posters here... tis nice to meet you.



Trev, thanks for your lovely email and txt's, you're a true friend and a very special person. Luv ya mister.

Hi Gorgeous
so good to have you back here with us again, not sure about the warm weather though it got to a top of 13 today and has been raining non stop since 2am