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this is becoming a cheeky thread.......:eek:.....nice ass cheeks though........:D

Do you mean red shoes or WQ's ass cheeks ?

Great to see some new ppl dropping in on the thread plus some much missed long time users returning.
 
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/streaks thru quick

ps. hi ;)

And I'm quoting her too, just to be doubly sure.

So young lady, where have you been? Come on back and tell us all that's happened to Miss Piggy since she last graced us with her presence.
 
Yeah Baby. That on/off switch can be a bastard to manipulate, can't it? Does it go up, or down? Do you have to tease it first, or just grab it by the tip and give it a tug?? If it ran on batteries like something else, you could just throw the batteries at the ex and use it manually, remember Lady?
Oh, I've been a bad boy. It might be time for Mama to come on over from the barren wastelands and break the drought. Take things in hand and see what comes of it.
I actually know 2 authentic Aboriginal dances for the drought that we're currently experiencing.
Both involve copious amounts of alcohol consumed in rapid timing at a bbq, with lots of witnesses. Then I jump up on the nearest inanimate object, so far that's been a table - I've been lucky - and dropping my pants before singing "Little Things Mean A Lot" in my best Dean Martin impersonation, followed quickly by " I, I Who Have Nothing" done in a Nana Mouscouri falsetto. I don't actually know if it ever worked as I usually pass out by that time and, again, collapse onto another inanimate object.
Now that I've stirred up the Lady of the West, you can now return to your normal viewing unhindered. :rose:

By golly, by crickey, by jingo you have a good memory don't you! But a resourseful (and needy) woman will always find a way to adapt when machinery gives up the ghost - and resort to manual methods. And no folks, I ain't talking about the computer now. :devil:

Must admit I'm a tad worried about your choice of songs when inebriated, surely "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" or even "Hard days night" would be more appropriate - wouldn't they??
 
Must admit I'm a tad worried about your choice of songs when inebriated, surely "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" or even "Hard days night" would be more appropriate - wouldn't they??[/QUOTE]

Honey, it's winter remember??? I'm not even John Holmes in Summer. Add some cold weather, southerly winds and a few days of icy rain, then all of a sudden I'm competing with the likes of Peewee Herman in the size stakes.:(
 
Do you mean red shoes or WQ's ass cheeks ?

Mate, I don't think WQ has ever posted a bad picture of herself yet, but, her arse cheeks would have to be in the top 5 of her best features. Maybe even the top 2. :confused:

Face it, WQ is just another one of the reasons that Aussie women are so popular worldwide. They are just naturally better than all the rest, and they don't need the surgical help of our allies across the big pond to be exceptionally beautiful. Aussie women set the standards so high that the rest of the world has trouble keeping up with them. :rose::rose:
 
What was it Roz? You can't leave it up to my imagination!! I am coming up with some outrageous scenarios..

Hi ICR :kiss:... lets just say that some things on a males body are not ment to be the same size as their fist!!!! If something grew that big, you would get it checked earlier... I don't know how he would have been able to walk, sit.... anything (unless he has bow legs to start with) I mean try putting a ballon between your legs and walk!!!:eek::eek:

Life keeps moving on for us.. busy with work and bike riding. Have a big ride next weekend down to Victoria, few people from our bike club might be coming with us.... and you never know who you might run into and share a bourbon with :)

WQ and LB great to see you around again, lol, not that I'm on much either.... I do lurk at times, but try to get a computer away from a 13 year old.... not very easy at all:rolleyes:

Hi to all the new posters.... enjoy yourself!
 
Mate, I don't think WQ has ever posted a bad picture of herself yet, but, her arse cheeks would have to be in the top 5 of her best features. Maybe even the top 2. :confused:

Face it, WQ is just another one of the reasons that Aussie women are so popular worldwide. They are just naturally better than all the rest, and they don't need the surgical help of our allies across the big pond to be exceptionally beautiful. Aussie women set the standards so high that the rest of the world has trouble keeping up with them. :rose::rose:

came in to check the threads and find a compliment like this!
thankyou :eek:

although, that pic is quite old now... i've lost a bit of weight since then, and toned up considerably.... might be time for a new av :)
 
Do you mean red shoes or WQ's ass cheeks ?

Mate, I don't think WQ has ever posted a bad picture of herself yet, but, her arse cheeks would have to be in the top 5 of her best features. Maybe even the top 2. :confused:

Face it, WQ is just another one of the reasons that Aussie women are so popular worldwide. They are just naturally better than all the rest, and they don't need the surgical help of our allies across the big pond to be exceptionally beautiful. Aussie women set the standards so high that the rest of the world has trouble keeping up with them. :rose::rose:

SS there are some from OS that ain't to hard on the eye either like a KIWI lady I know.

I've been lucky to have met many of the ladies both now & from the threads past & have found them all to be loverly ppl.
 
*peeks in quickly*

Hey everyone

*huggles*

It's always nice to see a BrightDawn appear, Welcome & please let us know a bit about who Bright dawn is, country, are you Aussie, if so which state you know so we get a sense of who you are.

P.S. like the long dark hair.
 
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came in to check the threads and find a compliment like this!
thankyou :eek:

although, that pic is quite old now... i've lost a bit of weight since then, and toned up considerably.... might be time for a new av :)

2 ppl her will be waiting in anticipation. :D
 
Hi ICR :kiss:... lets just say that some things on a males body are not ment to be the same size as their fist!!!! If something grew that big, you would get it checked earlier... I don't know how he would have been able to walk, sit.... anything (unless he has bow legs to start with) I mean try putting a ballon between your legs and walk!!!:eek::eek:

Life keeps moving on for us.. busy with work and bike riding. Have a big ride next weekend down to Victoria, few people from our bike club might be coming with us.... and you never know who you might run into and share a bourbon with :)

WQ and LB great to see you around again, lol, not that I'm on much either.... I do lurk at times, but try to get a computer away from a 13 year old.... not very easy at all:rolleyes:

Hi to all the new posters.... enjoy yourself!

Roz, it's a male thing sadly that keep us from getting things with our groin area seen to. :rolleyes:
 
Honey, it's winter remember??? I'm not even John Holmes in Summer. Add some cold weather, southerly winds and a few days of icy rain, then all of a sudden I'm competing with the likes of Peewee Herman in the size stakes.:(

Now that's not what I read behind the toilet door in the ladies at Ramsgate RSL.... :p

How ya doing mister? I've just come home from a family lunch with Dad for his birthday. He's showing all the signs of old age and has slowed down considerably. Me tinks this will be his last birthday, so it was a special one for us all. But - he turned 93 today, so it's not been a bad innings.

Did you have a nice time with your dad?

:rose:
 
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And hello lovely Literoticans.... hope it's been a super Sunday for you all. Winter has returned to Perfect Perth, so it's slightly imperfect at the moment. But it's been a good weekend all the same.

:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:'s for everyone!
 
Speedway season has started again....and I think it's re-started Gil's libido because after a long winter of aches and pains and flus he decided this afternoon was a good time to give me some flogging and G spotting...:cattail: :heart:

He also used the leather strap we got at Sexpo :eek: He wanted me to take 5 but I could only manage 2 - that thing is lethal! Never mind, I have some nice marks to show for it....:p
 
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First the All Blacks beat the Wallabies and then the Warriors beat the top team in the NRL Melbourne Storm!! :D :D *does happy dance* :devil: :D
 
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