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GooGooDo|e
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Cadoras said:Yes, definitely a good morning
How are you doing?
not too bad, how you been mate??
GooGooDo|e
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injuries and stuff ...
but what can i do not much really ...
but what can i do not much really ...
Congrats to youLadybird said:Hello gorgeous people, please help me celebrate the birth today (tues) of my beautiful grand daughter Claudia Rose.
I can't tell you how proud and full of love I am for this tiny bundle of human being. Less than 24 hrs old and she already owns my heart.
Life is damn good isn't it, and to see life regenerate in our children is kinda fantastic.
I hope your tuesday has been as fantabulous as mine.
what wonderful news
ICR
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Ladybird said:Hello gorgeous people, please help me celebrate the birth today (tues) of my beautiful grand daughter Claudia Rose.
I can't tell you how proud and full of love I am for this tiny bundle of human being. Less than 24 hrs old and she already owns my heart.
Life is damn good isn't it, and to see life regenerate in our children is kinda fantastic.
I hope your tuesday has been as fantabulous as mine.
Congrats LB
witch_fire
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Morning, people.
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Hey, Cad.Cadoras said:Morning Witch_fire
How are you?
I'm fabulously well, you?
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Hiya ICR, i see you doing well.ICR said:Morning
Gil_T2
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Oh i see i go away for a while & you lot post a page the bugga orf
not having a good day as was meaning to visit a friend but she seems to have vanished & won't be till next week that we have another chance to meet up BUGGA
grumble, grumble, grumble,grumble, grumble, grumble,
grumble, grumble, grumble,grumble, grumble, grumble.
god i need a smoke but refuse to weaken & it's so hard coping at times.
not having a good day as was meaning to visit a friend but she seems to have vanished & won't be till next week that we have another chance to meet up BUGGA
grumble, grumble, grumble,grumble, grumble, grumble,
grumble, grumble, grumble,grumble, grumble, grumble.
god i need a smoke but refuse to weaken & it's so hard coping at times.
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Gil_T2
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WORLD HISTORY ... AS IT REALLY HAPPENED
Humans existed as members of small bands of
nomadic hunter/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the
summer & would go to the
coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.
The 2 most important events in all of history
were the invention of
beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was
invented to get man to
the beer. These were the foundation of modern
civilization and together
were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into
2 distinct subgroups:
Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered it required grain and
that was the beginning
of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor
aluminum can were invented
yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting
around waiting for
them to be invented, they just stayed close to the
brewery. That's how
villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing
animals to B-B-Q at
night while they were drinking beer. This was the
beginning of what is
known as "the Conservative movement."
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at
hunting learned to live
off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly
B-B-Q's and doing the
sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the
beginning of the Liberal
movement. Some of these liberal men eventually
evolved into women. The rest
became known as 'girliemen.'
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
domestication of cats,
the invention of group therapy and group hugs and
the concept of Democratic
voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer
that conservatives
provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be
symbolized by the largest, most
powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.
Liberals are symbolized by the
jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime
added), but most prefer
white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw
fish but like their beef
well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard
liberal fare.
Another interesting revolutionary side note:
most of their women have
higher testosterone levels than their men. Most
social workers, personal
injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood
and group therapists
are liberals. Liberals invented the designated
hitter rule because it
wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red
meat and still provide
for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters,
rodeo cowboys,
lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical
doctors, police
officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines,
and generally anyone who
works productively. Conservatives who own companies
hire other conservatives
who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to
"govern" the producers
and decide what to do with the production. Liberals
believe Europeans are
more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of
the liberals remained
in Europe when conservatives were coming to
America. They crept in after
the Wild West was tame and created a business of
trying to get MORE for
nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a
momentary urge to angrily
respond to the above before forwarding it. A
Conservative will simply laugh
and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this
history that it will be
forwarded immediately to other "true believers."
Humans existed as members of small bands of
nomadic hunter/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the
summer & would go to the
coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.
The 2 most important events in all of history
were the invention of
beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was
invented to get man to
the beer. These were the foundation of modern
civilization and together
were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into
2 distinct subgroups:
Liberals and Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered it required grain and
that was the beginning
of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor
aluminum can were invented
yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting
around waiting for
them to be invented, they just stayed close to the
brewery. That's how
villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing
animals to B-B-Q at
night while they were drinking beer. This was the
beginning of what is
known as "the Conservative movement."
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at
hunting learned to live
off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly
B-B-Q's and doing the
sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the
beginning of the Liberal
movement. Some of these liberal men eventually
evolved into women. The rest
became known as 'girliemen.'
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
domestication of cats,
the invention of group therapy and group hugs and
the concept of Democratic
voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer
that conservatives
provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be
symbolized by the largest, most
powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.
Liberals are symbolized by the
jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime
added), but most prefer
white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw
fish but like their beef
well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard
liberal fare.
Another interesting revolutionary side note:
most of their women have
higher testosterone levels than their men. Most
social workers, personal
injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood
and group therapists
are liberals. Liberals invented the designated
hitter rule because it
wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red
meat and still provide
for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters,
rodeo cowboys,
lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical
doctors, police
officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines,
and generally anyone who
works productively. Conservatives who own companies
hire other conservatives
who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to
"govern" the producers
and decide what to do with the production. Liberals
believe Europeans are
more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of
the liberals remained
in Europe when conservatives were coming to
America. They crept in after
the Wild West was tame and created a business of
trying to get MORE for
nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a
momentary urge to angrily
respond to the above before forwarding it. A
Conservative will simply laugh
and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this
history that it will be
forwarded immediately to other "true believers."
Orlanth
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Any more to came to the G&M? Visit the websit here forr more inforation. I do plan to put togethe a tour up here (like last years Zoo Visit, but we go sight seeing and such) But I need more numbers before I do so.
At the moment this looks like the last get together I'll be at, as my health is decling that I may not be able to travil, and heck I may not even be around for the next.
At the moment this looks like the last get together I'll be at, as my health is decling that I may not be able to travil, and heck I may not even be around for the next.
Eye of Horus
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m.j.h said:Hope everything gets resolved quickly and easily for you and horus.
We will be holding you to getting back here soon so don't be to long okay.
Ahh ta mate...
A long trip is coming.. road trip that is...
I will ensure wq sticks her head in the door regular...
ttfn all
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