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[picacho]

Pretty tall for a wombat I will admit but not for a Clog.

forgot to mention in my earlier post-not only am i tall and have a whipper snipper but i could build you a wardrobe. I was dark before i got married and went grey. cant help you with the handsome bit

 

[ICR]

morning aussies

well, as if we don't have quite enough to worry about, now we have CSA (child support agency) letters flying back and forth from one end of the country to another
seems a little unfair when you think about it - horus has lost out financially big-time during the last 8 months or so (to the tune of some $100K).... and yet the demands for more are still there.

i've also lost out financially after ending my relationship - because either i'm an incredibly good person or i'm the world's biggest sucker after leaving with nothing (left him with the car, furniture, everything!)

actually, i'm feeling all confrontational and icky (THAT time of the month), so i say 'bring it on!!!

Must be the day for it.

 

[mortalwombat]

You may not believe this, but it really doesn't matter. That's just part of the bod, not the man.. the true essence of the man.

my tongue is above shoulder height

 

[picacho]

Did you come around a plant a pole while I was watching Judge Judy. You knew that was my all time favourite show and that I would be distracted so up went the pole. Do I have to sand and paint that one too or will you take it back. I know it was you coz I know it was not there yesterday. It doesn't take that many poles to hold up a verandah surely.

You may not believe this, but it really doesn't matter. That's just part of the bod, not the man.. the true essence of the man.

 

[picacho]

Not for me. Abstinence keeps children away.

Must be the day for it.

 

[ICR]

And a hi ho to all who are around tonight.

 

[Ladybird]

Pretty tall for a wombat I will admit but not for a Clog.

Show me ya whipper snipper ya sexy thang...

 

[Ladybird]

Did you come around a plant a pole while I was watching Judge Judy. You knew that was my all time favourite show and that I would be distracted so up went the pole. Do I have to sand and paint that one too or will you take it back. I know it was you coz I know it was not there yesterday. It doesn't take that many poles to hold up a verandah surely.

Is it round? Can I wrap myself around it and dance? Can I let myself and my inhibitions go? Is it the kind of pole a wannabe pole dance would use?

If yes... it was me.

If no... you need a counting frame dear.

 

[picacho]

Bunnings are holding it for me. Pick it up please and bring it here.

Show me ya whipper snipper ya sexy thang...

 

[txnstud]

hottest phone sex i ever had was with an aussie. such a sexy accent

 

[mortalwombat]

hottest phone sex i ever had was with an aussie. such a sexy accent

cant have been an aussie-we dont have accents

 

[picacho]

And I remember Eve in El Paso.......hmmmmmmmmmm

hottest phone sex i ever had was with an aussie. such a sexy accent

 

[ICR]

Not for me. Abstinence keeps children away.

Abstinence... are you allowed to say that word here lol

 

[picacho]

Not round no but I do have a sander. That goes round........and round.....and round.

Is it round? Can I wrap myself around it and dance? Can I let myself and my inhibitions go? Is it the kind of pole a wannabe pole dance would use?

If yes... it was me.

If no... you need a counting frame dear.

 

[picacho]

I think you can say it to cheer people up as it is usually good for a few laughs.

Abstinence... are you allowed to say that word here lol

 

[mortalwombat]

Abstinence... are you allowed to say that word here lol

i seem to know this word - cant qutie remember. i'll ask wife-she'll know

 

[ICR]

hottest phone sex i ever had was with an aussie. such a sexy accent

Of course, we have sexy accents ... we are sexy people.

 

[txnstud]

Of course, we have sexy accents ... we are sexy people.

no arguement here. i wouldnt mind living down under for a while

 

[ICR]

I think you can say it to cheer people up as it is usually good for a few laughs.

And it did.. Thankyou

 

[Ladybird]

Bunnings are holding it for me. Pick it up please and bring it here.

yeah yeah... you're just teasing me aren't you..

 

[Ladybird]

Not round no but I do have a sander. That goes round........and round.....and round.

Don't stop.... I just love it when you talk dirty.

 

[Ladybird]

And it did.. Thankyou

Hey ICR... keep smiling girl, it'll get easier.

 

[picacho]

It is a very powerful word and should only be heard three times a day as the consequences of hearing it more often can be fatal. You do not want to go to the hospital and have to explain that you ODed on abstinence. The doctors would be too busy laughing to treat you as they are not immune to the affects of the word either.

And it did.. Thankyou

 

[picacho]

No. Bring it here. If you pay for it, I'll let you use it first.

yeah yeah... you're just teasing me aren't you..

 

[Cadoras]

A very brief hello...