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[OzSteamer]

Hmmm, loquita, um, er

The Jury is still undecided on that ... they'll get back to you.

Is the Jury open to bribery?

Or, how's about I plead GUILTY and throw myself on the mercy of the court!

HEY, if you want to apply the death penalty, can I be sexed to death by a wetsuit-wearing supermodel (say, yourself) and her VERY open minded twin sister?

What's that? You don't HAVE a twin sister?

FAKE IT.

 

[Orlanth]

The one
The onlye
The master
The Orlanth is BACK IN TOWN!!!

 

[Bandit58]

Hey there Orlanth, great to see you back Hope you're feeling LOTS better

Hospitals are no fun....mind you I haven't spent a lot of time in them, mainly giving birth Though I've been looking at jobs in hospital reception/medical typing stuff.....but not even an interview yet Fingers crossed something comes along soon......

 

[Orlanth]

Hey there Orlanth, great to see you back Hope you're feeling LOTS better

Hospitals are no fun....mind you I haven't spent a lot of time in them, mainly giving birth Though I've been looking at jobs in hospital reception/medical typing stuff.....but not even an interview yet Fingers crossed something comes along soon......

Hey Bandit, I didn't get to reply to the SMS you andGil sent. I have almost no credit on my phone.

I'll tell my story shortly, at the moment I am pretty fucked up after 2 weeks in hospital.

In short, the story will have how little pain ended up with me almost losing my so-callled good leg, and the descovery of a hart problem.

 

[Orlanth]

At 11:30am on Friday the 13th I went to the local R.S.L for a drink and a little something to eat.

At that point, I just felt a little off, and didn't want to eat.

1:00pm my friends and I went to a coffee farm/shop to have coffee. At that point I felt a sharp ppain around the top of my leg, which is also the bottom of my stomch. So I did go to the Hospital, the doctor and nurses all sort it was my appendix. I was put in hospital at 2:30pm on Friday the 13th.

At 11:30pm that night I went to ****** hospital to have surgery. But No one saw me untill 7:30am on Saturday the 14th. At that point the doctor saw the rash on my leg, and said it was the curse of my problem.

Turns out it was, the week I was down there, the rash turnned into a saw that spread from my ankle to the knee. It was black in colour, and I was kept in the surgical ward for a week, When I was there, I was not allowed to use my mobile, that is why I didn't reply.

Anyways I had some tests done as well, and if correct, I have a hart problem. Wit my condition and a hart problem with it, I have a very short life-span.

I was not told this, but by just looking at my leg you woud think it would have been removed. I have very low blood irculationn in my feet, so the risk of me not surviving is much higher.

My leg still is bad, but just around the ankle is the 'black' saw. I am still in a lot of pain, and feel liike shit. I don't think I'll be on much for a while, but I just wanted to say a few things.

Thanks to everyone for the thoughts, wishes and SMSes.

 

[raegar]

Thanks to everyone for the thoughts, wishes and SMSes.

well welcome back my FNQ mate , glad to see your on the mend
looks like you need more burbon in ya will fix anything



and talking about Queensland happy naked day to ya KISS sorry its late I was away fishing n drinking i had few 4 you anyhow

for you 12x


Gday all

 

[nostress]

Hey Gil, congrats on the bike hon... do you have it yet? And tell us the important stuff, like what colour is it? Is it hooney like Trevs?

A HOONEY like trevs!!!!!
I will have you know Ms Bird that the Honda VF1000R is considered a classic by many people, its one of the last of the 1000cc super bikes, only bought into Aussie in limited numbers,
its not a hooney its a classic, a bloody fast classic, that I love to hoon around on

 

[nostress]

I'm in great mood tonight as I've been naughty & ignored my doctor ......today I bought a motorbike to end my biking withdrawal.

Now will BANDIT get known as Gil's biker slut ????

Fan bloody tastic
that is great news Gil, of course I want to know what it is, not that it really matters I know how great you will feel back on a bike and any bike with Bandit on the back is going to look fantastic.
motorbike....the perfect excuse to get Bandit in some tight fitting black leather

 

[nostress]

The one
The onlye
The master
The Orlanth is BACK IN TOWN!!!

great to have you back with us mate, I read your story on how it all came about and couldnt help but notice that just like at the G&G your trouble started at the RSL club.
hope to catch up with you soon
any luck with the nurses ????

 

[nostress]

happy birthday K.M.Q.

Sorry I am late Kiss, hope your big day went well and your kids took it a little easier on you for the day

 

[Ladybird]

A HOONEY like trevs!!!!!
I will have you know Ms Bird that the Honda VF1000R is considered a classic by many people, its one of the last of the 1000cc super bikes, only bought into Aussie in limited numbers,
its not a hooney its a classic, a bloody fast classic, that I love to hoon around on

Trev, I love you!!

and your bloody fast classic hooney bike!

 

[Ladybird]

great to have you back with us mate, I read your story on how it all came about and couldnt help but notice that just like at the G&G your trouble started at the RSL club.
hope to catch up with you soon
any luck with the nurses ????

I noted the same thing. Those bloody RSL clubs WILL be the death of us!!

Orlanth, it's great to have you back hon. Even if you're not fully recovered yet, it's a relief to know that you're on the way. I've missed you here, as I know everyone has.

 

[Ladybird]

Gday all

Hiya raegar.......... *waving and blowing kisses*

 

[Orlanth]

great to have you back with us mate, I read your story on how it all came about and couldnt help but notice that just like at the G&G your trouble started at the RSL club.
hope to catch up with you soon
any luck with the nurses ????

Great to be back.

Although I feel like shit, worse then normal though.

I had my eye on a few nurses. I think one even had an eye on me. Nothinghapped though as I had a cafador (spelling).

 

[Orlanth]

I noted the same thing. Those bloody RSL clubs WILL be the death of us!!

Orlanth, it's great to have you back hon. Even if you're not fully recovered yet, it's a relief to know that you're on the way. I've missed you here, as I know everyone has.

I'm glade to be back LB, even though I feel barely alive.

Happybirthday Kiss, sorry I am late.

 

[Orlanth]

I am off to bed, good night all.

 

[SecretScribe]

I'm still awake ... isn't that the pits????

 

[Kiss Me]

I'm still awake ... isn't that the pits????

Nope it's not too bad because you get to say Hello to me.......

 

[SecretScribe]

Nope it's not too bad because you get to say Hello to me.......

s x 12

Hello! ... You are right .... this does make things much more positive! How are you this evening / morning (depending on whether you are here or there?)

 

[Kiss Me]

Thanks guys for the birthday wishes real life does have a tendency to drag you all away at inappropriate moments... I'm a well adjusted 26 now...

Glad you're back with us Orlanth......... hope your leg clears up and you start feeling better.

Now all we have to do is find where Henry's been hiding.......

 

[Kiss Me]

s x 12

Hello! ... You are right .... this does make things much more positive! How are you this evening / morning (depending on whether you are here or there?)

This evening is lovely..... nice and relaxing *though if Zoo Tycoon doesn't stop kicking my arse I'm going to get a bit less relaxed* lol

How are you SS my sweet?

 

[SecretScribe]

Thanks guys for the birthday wishes real life does have a tendency to drag you all away at inappropriate moments... I'm a well adjusted 26 now...

Glad you're back with us Orlanth......... hope your leg clears up and you start feeling better.

Now all we have to do is find where Henry's been hiding.......

26??? ... jealous ...

ps ... happy belated birthday!!

 

[Kiss Me]

26??? ... jealous ...

ps ... happy belated birthday!!

Why thank you SS.......adjusted back to real life after your holiday yet?

 

[SecretScribe]

This evening is lovely..... nice and relaxing *though if Zoo Tycoon doesn't stop kicking my arse I'm going to get a bit less relaxed* lol

How are you SS my sweet?

go for it Zoo Tycoon!

as for how I am ... feeling rather antiqueish ... (lol) ... nothing like realizing you've been flirting with a gal (no longer) half your age ...

 

[Kiss Me]

go for it Zoo Tycoon!

as for how I am ... feeling rather antiqueish ... (lol) ... nothing like realizing you've been flirting with a gal (no longer) half your age ...

LOL

Will a bit of emergency firstaid make you feel better......... how about mouth to mouth?