Zach_lost_in_Aus
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Aussies! Check in here!
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geronimo_appleby
always on the move
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You say that as if it is a bad thing.....
more with admiration, chap.
I thought you said "figging." I must have a dirty mind.
erm...
Arianthe
Freak of feminine nature
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more with admiration, chap.
Yeah, from one filthy fucker to another.
erm...
Shush, you!
Zach_lost_in_Aus
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geronimo_appleby
always on the move
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Arianthe
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You must be all powerful! Everyone went quiet...
Oh, I have super powers! Why do you think I'm cooped up here?
Zach_lost_in_Aus
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Oh, I have super powers! Why do you think I'm cooped up here?
Ha ha... surrounded by ocean and desert! So do 'they' only let you out once a year? On a monitoring tag?
Arianthe
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Zach_lost_in_Aus
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Yeah, GPS tracker so they can film every move I make.
Ooh... when will they 'leak' the copies?
Gil_T2
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Tough shit to him as you gave him more than a few chances to do the right thing & think after all the work you put into the ford collection you should of held onto more than half.
As for the sexual side someone close by says your one hot lady with a lot of appeal & need to be respected as such.
Gil_T2
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Logic
Two Texas farmers, Steve and Joe, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Steve turns to Joe and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.'
The next day, Steve goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Steve says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.' 'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.'
'Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Steve shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Joe at the bar. He tells Joe about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Joe says, 'What's that?'
Steve says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a queer'.
Two Texas farmers, Steve and Joe, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Steve turns to Joe and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.'
The next day, Steve goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Steve says. 'What's that?'
The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'
'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'
'That's true, I do have a yard.'
'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'
'Yes, I do have a house.' 'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'
'Yes, I have a family.'
'Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'
'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'
Excited to take the class now, Steve shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Joe at the bar. He tells Joe about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
'Logic?' Joe says, 'What's that?'
Steve says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'
'No.'
'Then you're a queer'.
Gil_T2
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The curse of age.
An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names'
The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!
An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names'
The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!
warrior queen
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I'm taking a year off. A sabbatical, if you will.
No sex, no relationships, nothing.
The ultimate 'ME' time.
Kiss Me
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GingerDom
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GingerDom
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Darn it!!! I will have to think of an alternative plan........
GingerDom
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Morning.
Morning Kisses (((((hugsssssssss))))) and
'sLong time no see....but it is always a pleasure
Hope you've been well and studying hard
GingerDom
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Yeah, GPS tracker so they can film every move I make.
I'm watching......err......I mean, they're watching
Gil_T2
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Good to hear as Me time is always important & BANDIT
needs to know that she needs more her time. When I'm all hooked up she does shopping but refuses to take a time out to just sit & have a coffee before shopping or to book in for a massage or a facial just to have some her time but she won't this has been the only thing in our 10 years together I've argued with her about even if her gym time is her release valve she should be doing more just for herself.
Gil_T2
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Zach_lost_in_Aus
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Good morning Australia... a lovely, fresh one here today early on.
Hope the new week is treating everyone kindly.
Cheers to one and all across the land.
Hope the new week is treating everyone kindly.
Cheers to one and all across the land.
Roksteady78
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Just checking in
Hey guys ...
Been on here for a while but never really checked out threads .. Awesome to see the Aussie thread !!
Have a great day !!
Hey guys ...
Been on here for a while but never really checked out threads .. Awesome to see the Aussie thread !!
Have a great day !!
Triskele
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Hi to everyone. 
Hope everyone is happy and healthy, or can see these times ahead.
Happy Birthday, Orlanth!!!
Good to see you back, Gil. We lost a great man today, in Sir Jack Brabham. I saw your comment about Bandit's 'me time'. Very true, but good luck with it! She loves you, hon, as you know, and wants to be there with you.
Have you retired, yet, Mr Elf? Or are you enjoying your last days watching the chooks run about at work?
Getting closer to completing your TAFE, Dom. That's gotta be good.
Warrior Queen, you have given all you've got to the 'kicker' and the sister'n'choc. Definitely time for you and your youngest to just enjoy each moment. My single days seem to be heading for a close, but it was great to kick back and figure out what I like, for a change. Simple stuff like realising I ate stuff coz the ex liked it. Selfish, maybe, but fun. Hope you enjoy yourself and the new job is a pearler.
Anyone heard how Webbo is doin?
It's been very busy here. The Town had a big birthday. So organised a float and costumes and stuff. Had a ball.
Hope everyone is happy and healthy, or can see these times ahead.
Happy Birthday, Orlanth!!!
Good to see you back, Gil. We lost a great man today, in Sir Jack Brabham.
I saw your comment about Bandit's 'me time'. Very true, but good luck with it! She loves you, hon, as you know, and wants to be there with you. Have you retired, yet, Mr Elf? Or are you enjoying your last days watching the chooks run about at work?
Getting closer to completing your TAFE, Dom. That's gotta be good.
Warrior Queen, you have given all you've got to the 'kicker' and the sister'n'choc. Definitely time for you and your youngest to just enjoy each moment. My single days seem to be heading for a close, but it was great to kick back and figure out what I like, for a change. Simple stuff like realising I ate stuff coz the ex liked it. Selfish, maybe, but fun. Hope you enjoy yourself and the new job is a pearler.
Anyone heard how Webbo is doin?
It's been very busy here. The Town had a big birthday. So organised a float and costumes and stuff. Had a ball.
darkelf9
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Hey WQ,
Good to hear that you have a job opportunity with some money coming in. Whilst it may be the root of all evil, not having it doesn't quite work in this modern world. As for the ex well if that is the way he describes you to others then that doesn't show much respect. Its one thing saying that in a playful manner between partners another thing to say that to others. Good on you for standing up for yourself.
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