Aussie wants to talk about Garnate

[aussiegeekygal]

Okay, so some shit has gone down.

There are too many places to try to follow the drama, so we should probably have one place to discuss it. I’m right on time to the party for once. This is a pretty big ordeal that I think is worth discussion. It’s not often that a well-known member of the forum “dies off” and has an emu come and post on their behalf. All with specific information about members on Lit. This is eerily similar to the new documentary on Netflix, Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist.

So what do we say? Was this a guy? A girl? Did anyone ever talk to her on voice? What parts of this were real? What parts are fake? Is she really that funny?

Discuss...

 

[JerseyJade]

Okay, so some shit has gone down.

There are too many places to try to follow the drama, so we should probably have one place to discuss it. I’m right on time to the party for once. This is a pretty big ordeal that I think is worth discussion. It’s not often that a well-known member of the forum “dies off” and has an emu come and post on their behalf. All with specific information about members on Lit. This is eerily similar to the new documentary on Netflix, Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist.

So what do we say? Was this a guy? A girl? Did anyone ever talk to her on voice? What parts of this were real? What parts are fake? Is she really that funny?

Discuss...

Good Lord!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I think her boobs were fake. And the feathers were real.

 

[ydahecnot]

 

[JerseyJade]

Okay, so some shit has gone down.

There are too many places to try to follow the drama, so we should probably have one place to discuss it. I’m right on time to the party for once. This is a pretty big ordeal that I think is worth discussion. It’s not often that a well-known member of the forum “dies off” and has an emu come and post on their behalf. All with specific information about members on Lit. This is eerily similar to the new documentary on Netflix, Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist.

So what do we say? Was this a guy? A girl? Did anyone ever talk to her on voice? What parts of this were real? What parts are fake? Is she really that funny?

Discuss...

I'm not buying any of this shit until her husband, Jim comes on here and tells us what happened. I know I can trust him as he is a solid dude.

 

[jason28053]

Okay, so some shit has gone down.

There are too many places to try to follow the drama, so we should probably have one place to discuss it. I’m right on time to the party for once. This is a pretty big ordeal that I think is worth discussion. It’s not often that a well-known member of the forum “dies off” and has an emu come and post on their behalf. All with specific information about members on Lit. This is eerily similar to the new documentary on Netflix, Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist.

So what do we say? Was this a guy? A girl? Did anyone ever talk to her on voice? What parts of this were real? What parts are fake? Is she really that funny?

Discuss...

I have screen shots to compare from her Imgur account

 

[Garnate]

I'm the bowtie.

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[ToPleaseHim]

I heard one time that she and this other Litster met up at a Burger King. Like drove hours to meet up with each other and went to ducking Burger King. That can’t possibly be true and both are sus.

ETA: Fucking. FFS.

 

[Garnate]

 

[Lord Pmann]

Files a trademark infringement

No stealing my intellectual property. It’s a crime. The worst crime ever.

 

[jason28053]

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Brie, is that you?

 

[85Ironman]

Files a trademark infringement

No stealing my intellectual property. It’s a crime. The worst crime ever.

Overruled.
This shit's hilarious.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Overruled.
This shit's hilarious.

I object. I suggest you smash your cock with your gavel.

Aussie is catfishing you all as me with her clever thread titles and witty writing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Papa chains would like a word

I object. I suggest you smash your cock with your gavel.

Aussie is catfishing you all as me with her clever thread titles and witty writing.

 

[Garnate]

I object. I suggest you smash your cock with your gavel.

When I tell you I cried real tears

 

[ydahecnot]

These things come in threes. It’s gotta be Cuppers next, right?

 

[85Ironman]

When I tell you I cried real tears

Imagine it from my perspective.

 

[cascadiabound]

y'all are funny as hell.
Humor - the all healing balm.

 

[85Ironman]

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Is it just me or does Garnate bear a striking resemblance to Corbal? Same age, too...

Alts!

 

[Garnate]

Is it just me or does Garnate bear a striking resemblance to Corbal? Same age, too...

Alts!

That name rings a bell! Old schooler? I think they might've been before my-- shit, Garnate's time.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Papa chains would like a word

You must be thinking of someone else. There was nothing witty about his writing ever.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You must be thinking of someone else. There was nothing witty about his writing ever.

He did try. That, or I completely misread him.

Bahahahaha

No wonder he wanted to spank me.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

We don’t talk about Garnate, no, no, nooooooo

Well, thanks for that. I’ll be singing it for the next few days now.

 

[Dribble]

I did a reverse pic search on the emu and it is coming up all over the place as the bitch Karen

I am so confused

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Karen's a bit of a cunt