Audition

kittykateater said:
"Ya .. you better go to bed .. So you will be perky and sweet and Handsome when Honey's home! "

Robotic voice: Must...try..to...SLEEP! Need...energy...to fuck S/O senseless...when she returns on Friday!

"((( I'm afraid .. I'm gonna fall on my face before I got reach my giant bed Grrrr three floor .. I'm gonna crawl up Stares... grrrrr .. lmao )))"

Thank goodness our 4-bedroom house is ranch style, all one floor. No stairs to climb! I have a bad left knee from a serious injury when I was 17, it literally creeks when I climb stairs! LOL!

"Are you always that HOT? Eatter Hmmmmmm.... "

My honey, raised on Mexican food, says I am the spiciest that she likes to eat (she actually told my dad that about me, but at almost age 90, he is too old-fashioned to understand her joke)!

"Teach me !! ;-/.... "

Huh? Teach you what? How to be hot? I've SEEN your pics, Gusty, and believe me, you are already VERY hot!

"I'm freezzzzing ... Ahhhhh... brrrr "

Sounds like you need some masculine arms and legs wrapped around you to warm you up. I'd offer my legs for that job, since you seem to like them so much...but you and I already have our own real-life relationships, so that just wouldn't be right. Ask hongo..hongglob...oh hell I can never remember how he spells his name...ask your sweetie to warm you up. Having seen your very sexy pics. I'm sure he would never refuse such a request from you.

Bleary eyed, I log off now and try to sleep, without my beloved by my side.

Ahhhh good advice ... :rolleyes:... like I douno ... ;-/ ...

Ya .. all I get is just the legs.. :rolleyes: ...

Gees . . hate to think ..

Well ...Is another story .... ;)
 
N8Dreams said:
still watching............


Lol ... Eatter is surpose to eat you ..duhhhh...

Where did you go?? :confused::confused:

And you surpose to moan like a horse ... hehehehe :devil:

Well just kidding .. :p lol lol .. hahaaaa :p

Hey ... Miss you! ;)
 
N8Dreams sidled up to me in sheer bra and panties, took a nibble at my ear, and whsipered huskily that she's still watching me. I helped her out of her scanty underthings, grinned, and told her that I enjoy watching her, too.

Gusty Wind laughed and told N8Dreams that she should do more than just watch. Gusty advised N8Dreams to find out for herself just why everyone calls me the KittyKateater.
 
The newspaper ad featuring my "sexy feet" picture was drawing more beautiful women into the Quad-L Club then anyone had expected. Every Wednesday, I was raffled off to another wealthy and sexy lady, and I was having the time of my life!

But we had our slow nights at the Club sometimes, too. On one such night, I was talking to one of the other male strippers, when I suddenly had an idea to bring even more into the club.

I decided to pitch my idea to Patty first, since she was the first to recognize that, though I be a mere male, my idea for a weekly raffle was a good one. Time had proven my idea, and her judgment that it was a good idea, to be a success.

I found Patty in her office, my "sexy feet" photo on her desk:

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As she studied my photo, her hand slid further and further down into her fiery-red lace panties, and she literally in tears with pleasure, as she tossed her head back and moaned loudly, until she finally cried out in ecstatic relief.

First things first, I always say. Seeing how the photo of my feet was turning on her so, I offered her the real thing now. I propped my foot up on her desk in front of her. She hungrily sucked on each of my toes individually, then two toes at a time, then three, until soon she had my entire foot in her mouth.

"I need to suck on something else now!" she half-giggled, half-moaned. She is one of my employers, so I dutifully wrapped my hand around my love missile and slowly fed it to her salivating mouth.

About an hour later, when her hungry lips had finally had her fill of swallowing my spunk, I timidly told her that, altough a mere unworthy male, I had an idea that I wanted to discuss with her. I promised her it would make the club lots more money.
 
Gusty Wind had told N8Dreams to find out for herself just why our newest and most popular male stripper was nicknamed KittyKateater. I happened in on them just as KK was showing Dreams his best KittyKat eating techniques. I stood watching quietly for several minutes, my heart raced and my pussy moistened, but KK was too busy pleasing N8Dreams to even notice me.

So I headed to my office, and I propped the club's newspaper ad on my desk, showing KK's sexy feet. I removed my blouse and skirt, sat in my swiveling desk chair weraring only my sheer red lace panties now. I propped my separated legs up on my desktop, and eagerely, desperately slid my hand down my lacy red panties while dreaming of sucking on those cute litle toes of his.

I hadn't realized that I forgot to lock my office door. Freud would have said that was no accident, and maybe he would have been right. Because my oversight about locking the door had the very happy result of having KK's sweet feet in my mouth for real.

The next thing I knew, I was asking KittyKateater for something even nicer to suck on, nicer even then his sexy feet, and to my immense pleasure, he was soon slipping and sliding his thick, hard love pole in and out of my throat. I was moaning loud enough to drown out the incessant beat coming form the stage, where other extremely sexy men were peeling down to nothing for a packed room full of horny women. But with KK's delicious tool down my throat, I was hornier now than all of our female customers combined.

After I had swallowed down what seemed like gallons of KK's tasty protein shake, he told me he had a great idea to bring more money, not only into his pocket, but into the purses of all of the club owners--including ME!

Hearing that I could make even MORE money off of KK, my ears perked up. I smiled, for I knew now that we had all made a very wise decision in hiring KittyKateater to strip for us.

It was difficult for me to talk with my mouth and throat so VERY full of cock, but I somehow managed to get the words out between my very satisfied groans of pure pleasure. "So, KK honey, tell me all about this great new idea of yours."
 
"So, KK honey, tell me all about this great new idea of yours," Patty groaned, her sweet red lips even now continuing to suck on me, as her swirling tongue still was licking, STILL was licking, round and around my shaft.

"Well," I groaned, sending a few more driblets of my spew past her hot red lips. "You know that this city is a very popular convention city. I thought you could promote the Quad-L Club to traveling women executives, as a place to unwind after a long, boring day of seminars. You could advertise nationally, in women-oriented sex magazines like Playgirl and Cosmo. Then when these women come to our city from all over the country, we can get them into the club, too, along with the local women who already, umm, COME here regularly."

I've already come up with one ad. Here, let me show you. I start reading the ad copy aloud to Patty:

"Your biggest client just cancelled their regular standing order. They told you it was the economy. Everyone has to cut back. They just can't afford to make capital investemnts right now. Sorry, nothing personal. Then the boss barked that you had better find a a way to double your sales figures this quarter or find work elsewhere. You try to stay strong, but what you really need is a shoulder to cry on. Have we got a shoulder for you! Quad-L Club."

Then you put the club's address, and this photo of me.

So, what do you think, Ms. Patty? Will an ad like this bring female executives from out of town into your club?
 
Reluctantly, I slipped my lips off of KK's sweet lollipop, so I could talk to him without his massive, quivering rod muffling what I had to say.

"I love the ad, KK. The story really drew me in. And the photo is very sexy. I think this will be a very successful ad campaign."

The hot and sexy photo of his shoulder made me want a taste of the real thing, which happily for me was standing naked before me now. I shrugged: "Sometimes I just can't HELP being naughty when I'm around you, KK." With that, I kissed at his shoulder, nibbled at his neck, and licked at his sexy nipples. "So," I grinned laciviously, "do you have any more great ad ideas like that one?"
 
"So," Patty grinned at me laciviously, "do you have any more great ad ideas like that one?"

I pitched my second ad idea to Patty now:

The CEO sent you out of town for three days of intensive training. By the end of the first day, you are already exhausted and bored. You want nothing more right now than to rush into your hunky lover's arms, and just cuddle the night away. But he is back home, a thousand miles away. You decide to call him and tell him how much you love him. How much you miss him.

Your sister answers the phone. She is out of breath. You ask why she is in your house. She stammers and can't give you a straight answer. You ask if you can speak to your lover.

You love hearing his voice on the phone. But something is nagging at you. Then you realize he is as out of breath as your sister is. You try to reasure yourself that they both ran to answer the phone, and that is why they are both breathless. But that worrisome little voice keeps nagging at you in your head. Something just isn't right.

Then you hear your sister giggling in the background. "STOP that!" she laughs. "You'll get me in trouble with my sister!"

"What's going ON over there?" you demand, fearing that you already know the answer.

"STOP!" Your sister giggles again. Then she moans, "Mmmm, don't EVER stop!"

Your lover stammers some sorry-ass lame excuse about how he's attracted to the same qualities in your sister that first attracted him to you.

You slam the phone down and turn into a seething whirlwind of emotions. Tears. Anger. Vengeance.

You long for strong arms to wrap around you. To comfort you. You for damned sure can't rush back into HIS arms now!

You storm off to the Quad-L Club. Here you find the perfect set of strong arms to melt yourself into. And as the sexiest male dancers in town comfort you, you quickly forget all about old what's his name!
 
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Another ad for the Quad-L club:

You attend the Quad-L club every Wednesday. More faithfully than most folks even attend church. And you always buy raffle tickets. Lots of them. Hoping against hope to win the grand prize: a night with our most popular male exotic dancer.

On this Wednesday night, you have a very good feeling about the raffle.

The numbers are called out. One-zero-eight-seven. You scan up and down the strip of twenty raffle tickets. You blink. You can't believe your eyes. One of the tickets clutched hotly in your hands reads: "1087".

You have an hour to prepare yourself and your motel room, for your prize to arrive. You fluff up the pillows on your bed. You feel like Goldilocks. This pillow is too hard. But the other pillow is too soft.

You are still fussing around the room when there's a knock on the door. "Just a minute," you call out sweetly, excitedly.

But he does not hear you. He turns the door knob and steps into your room.

"I'm not ready yet," you feebly protest.

He places his finger to your lips to hush you, as he drops his robe. You kiss his finger. Your tongue playfully darts at his fingertip. Your lips form a tight O as you suggestively suck his finger into your mouth.

He scoops you up in his strong arms, and silently carries you to the motel room's queen-sized bed. He pulls back the covers, fluffs-up the pillows for you, and carefully lays you down on the bed. Then he stretches his fine masculine body face-up beside you.

You rest your head on his chest, and listen to his excited heart beat. You smile as the realization that YOU are why his heart beats so fast. You sigh at the feel of his muscular chest against your cheek. "Mmmm!" you coo contentedly. "This pillow is JUST right!"
 
Your ads make me wish there really was a Quad-L club! If you were working there, kittykateater, I would definitely be a regular customer. Like, every night!

You write well. The story-lines are interesting, but oh those photos!

Just thought your thread deserves a bump. Got any more ads to post, KK?

Aloha from Patty
 
patford31769 said:
Gusty Wind had told N8Dreams to find out for herself just why our newest and most popular male stripper was nicknamed KittyKateater. I happened in on them just as KK was showing Dreams his best KittyKat eating techniques. I stood watching quietly for several minutes, my heart raced and my pussy moistened, but KK was too busy pleasing N8Dreams to even notice me.

So I headed to my office, and I propped the club's newspaper ad on my desk, showing KK's sexy feet. I removed my blouse and skirt, sat in my swiveling desk chair weraring only my sheer red lace panties now. I propped my separated legs up on my desktop, and eagerely, desperately slid my hand down my lacy red panties while dreaming of sucking on those cute litle toes of his.

I hadn't realized that I forgot to lock my office door. Freud would have said that was no accident, and maybe he would have been right. Because my oversight about locking the door had the very happy result of having KK's sweet feet in my mouth for real.

The next thing I knew, I was asking KittyKateater for something even nicer to suck on, nicer even then his sexy feet, and to my immense pleasure, he was soon slipping and sliding his thick, hard love pole in and out of my throat. I was moaning loud enough to drown out the incessant beat coming form the stage, where other extremely sexy men were peeling down to nothing for a packed room full of horny women. But with KK's delicious tool down my throat, I was hornier now than all of our female customers combined.

After I had swallowed down what seemed like gallons of KK's tasty protein shake, he told me he had a great idea to bring more money, not only into his pocket, but into the purses of all of the club owners--including ME!

Hearing that I could make even MORE money off of KK, my ears perked up. I smiled, for I knew now that we had all made a very wise decision in hiring KittyKateater to strip for us.

It was difficult for me to talk with my mouth and throat so VERY full of cock, but I somehow managed to get the words out between my very satisfied groans of pure pleasure. "So, KK honey, tell me all about this great new idea of yours."

Hehehehehee :D .. lol lol . . very sexy ... ;) ... :rose: :kiss:
 
"If you were working there, kittykateater, I would definitely be a regular customer. Like, every night!"

Thanks Patty. You are so sweet.

And Gusty, what a pleasant surprise to find you logged on at this hour. It's 9 AM here, so it must be the middle of the night for you.

I've been trying to think up another sexy ad for the Quad-L Club, like my other ad-stories, to go with this photo. I've been thinking along the lines of romantic hand-holding, since my hand is featured prominently in this picture, and then somehow moving the action from the hand to my chest UNDER my hand. But being "only a man," my mind just isn't coming up with a story-line for this picture this morning.

So I thought I'd throw this open to the Quad-L ladies (Lusciously Lustful Ladies of Literotica). So, who wants to take a stab at writing a story to go with this picture? It should be an ad that is romantic and sexy. An ad that would get women executives to come down to the Quad-L club and spend their hard-earned money to watch me strip up on stage.

Care to write such an ad to go with this picture? I would love it if Gusty, Jubilee, gus_tre, N8Dreams, Patty, or Landi could think up an ad. Or maybe each of you can write up something. Or maybe even someone who has NOT yet contributed to this thread, could create an ad for the Quad-L club to go with this photo.

Well, here's the picture, ladies. I hope it inspires your creative juices (and maybe some other juices too) to flow.

:kiss:

KK
 
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Hmm, nobody's taking KK up on his challenge. Maybe if I write an ad based on his latest photo, some others might write their own ad too, and we can compete for the best ad.

OK, here goes nothing...

Your husband had to stay late at the office...AGAIN. So guess who got stuck shuttling little Billy to his soccer game...AGAIN. And guess who had to explain to Billy that his father wasn't going to watch him play in this city championship game...AGAIN. And guess who had to dry Bobby's tears...AGAIN...about his dad missing yet another game.

And guess who had to buy Bobby an ice cream cone to console him when his team lost...AGAIN.

You get back home and tuck Bobby in bed.

Your husband calls at 11 PM. He won't get home at all tonight. He has to fly out tonight for some big important business meeting in Dallas in the morning. "Big meeting in the Big-D," he laughs inanely, but you find no humor in it. You argue, you plead, you cry. Couldn't he choose YOU over work, just this ONCE? How long has it been since he last held you close? Since he last even held your HAND? Too DAMNED long, that's how long! But all your tears and pleas fall on deaf ears. "I have to go. It's my job."

Midnight. The phone rings. Carol, your best friend since high school, is hopping mad, because her husand has to go to that SAME stupid business meeting in Dallas in the morning.

"We should get even with our men," Carol laughs wickedly. "Say, have you heard of that new place called Quad-L Club?"

"Yeah," you sniffle, drying your tears with a tissue. "I heard the guys they got dancing down there are very H-O-T!"

"It's not dancing," Carol laughs. "Call it what it is. It's STRIPPING! And I want to WATCH! So, are you coming with me?"

You slip your shoes back on, dash out your door, and drive to Carol's house before she even has time to say goodbye, and time to hang up the phone.

The Quad-L's male dancers are all hot, of course. But one guy especially catches your eye. He has his big, strong hand on his bare chest, his beating heart causing his hand to quiver. "God," you moan to Carol, "what I wouldn't give just to be able to hold such a strong hand like that in mine again."

"The hell with his hand," Carol giggles. "My hand wants to touch what's UNDER his hand. ROWR!" she purrs, and you both laugh.

Neither of you cares any longer just WHEN the hell your husbands are returning from Dallas.



So, who else wants to take a stab at writing an ad for KK's photo? We can have a contest. Maybe KK can agree that the prize for the best ad will be...HIM! LOL. Hello, Landi? Gusty?

Aloha from Patty
 
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Nice story, Patty. I love the idea of two bored, lonely wives stepping out on their men to be with...ME! A nice fantasy. But I'm too nice a guy in R/L to actually do that to anyone.

Looks like you win your little contest by default, since nobody else is playing. Come here and claim your prize, sexy.

:D

KK
 
Oh man an ad campaigne.... hmmmmmm. Giggles mischieviously....

"Ladies dream of the handsome devil that lights up the night with angelic softness.. come to the Quad L and find that your dream awaits to fulfill the one desire that sits in your yearning heart. Handsome men that remove it all and shower you will beauty that can't be compared to a storybook fairy tale. Come and see our featured dancer KittyKatEater and discover why he so royaly deserves the title Mister Fulfilment!"
 
kittykateater said:
"If you were working there, kittykateater, I would definitely be a regular customer. Like, every night!"

Thanks Patty. You are so sweet.

And Gusty, what a pleasant surprise to find you logged on at this hour. It's 9 AM here, so it must be the middle of the night for you.

I've been trying to think up another sexy ad for the Quad-L Club, like my other ad-stories, to go with this photo. I've been thinking along the lines of romantic hand-holding, since my hand is featured prominently in this picture, and then somehow moving the action from the hand to my chest UNDER my hand. But being "only a man," my mind just isn't coming up with a story-line for this picture this morning.

So I thought I'd throw this open to the Quad-L ladies (Lusciously Lustful Ladies of Literotica). So, who wants to take a stab at writing a story to go with this picture? It should be an ad that is romantic and sexy. An ad that would get women executives to come down to the Quad-L club and spend their hard-earned money to watch me strip up on stage.

Care to write such an ad to go with this picture? I would love it if Gusty, Jubilee, gus_tre, N8Dreams, Patty, or Landi could think up an ad. Or maybe each of you can write up something. Or maybe even someone who has NOT yet contributed to this thread, could create an ad for the Quad-L club to go with this photo.

Well, here's the picture, ladies. I hope it inspires your creative juices (and maybe some other juices too) to flow.

:kiss:

KK

Hey .. don't be suprise ... stay up not by will!

Have a good day sexy Eatter .. :kiss:

Great story ... ..Still reading /// :D

Go on .. don't mind me ...

I'll be very quite ...

And where is N8? :confused:

Duhhh you scare her z off .. :rolleyes:
 
Mmmm, Landi your ad is so sweet! Just like you! "Mister Fulfillment?" Ooooh! Come here darlin' and let me fill you full! So nice!

And Gusty, no need to be quiet, I always love hearing from you.

N8 is like a thief in the night. She makes an appearance just long enough to stir things up a bit, then vanishes into the darkness again. But she is welcome here any time she cares to pop her heaad in and wave hi.
 
kittykateater said:
Mmmm, Landi your ad is so sweet! Just like you! "Mister Fulfillment?" Ooooh! Come here darlin' and let me fill you full! So nice!

And Gusty, no need to be quiet, I always love hearing from you.

N8 is like a thief in the night. She makes an appearance just long enough to stir things up a bit, then vanishes into the darkness again. But she is welcome here any time she cares to pop her heaad in and wave hi.

Hehehe .. I think N8 is too shy... :D
 
N8Dreams, if you're lurking here anywhere, no need to be shy. As you can see, I'm certainly not. I'm willing to give all the Quad-L ladies a turn, you just have to speak up for yourself. Ask and ye shall receive...and receive and receive and RECEIVE!
 
I think there's already a Literotica user named StudMuffin. But thanks for the sweet compliment, Jubilee.

And how did you know I like giggles? I think they are sexy as hell. Especially when they morph into lusty moans. Landi can tell you how much I love sexy giggles. Or maybe she ALREADY told you that, hmm?

For saying such sweet things about me this morning, here's a nice reward, a special treat for you to wile away the afternoon enjoying.
 
Actually she said that you were beyond description and a devine devil.

But who could resist the devil in a halo!
 
Me? Devilish? Well, maybe, but only when the Lusciously Lustful Ladies of Literotica bring out that side of me.

:D

Devil in a halo? LOL. Reminds me of a saying my mother had when someone tried to act "holier than thou" She would say that such a person shouldn't let their halo slip and choke them! I always thought that was funny when she would say that.

Hmm, divine devil? I think I like that.

:devil:

KK
 
Brand logo

Hmm, I've been thinking. Now that the Quadruple-L (Lusciously Lustful Ladies of Literotica) Club is getting so successful and popular, we really need a logo. Every successful business has a unique and distinctive logo that instantly identifies the brand to all customers and potential customers. Like the white Coca-Cola signature on a red background. Or the bald muscleman for Mr. Clean. Logos that instantly identify the brand all over the world.

Why shouldn't a male-stripper club that caters exclusively to the sexiest women in the world (the women of Literotica) have a logo too, so that women can instantly identify the Quad-L brand?

I think I've come up with what I think just made be the perfect logo. It is unique from brand logos for ANY other product. It instantly identifies what product the Club is selling. And I think it will have tremendous appeal to women everywhere, to want to come in and spend their money wherever they see this logo.

So, ladies, what do you think? Do you like this for the new logo?

KK
 
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