southerncharm77
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Pure delicious perfection!
Audaciously AJ
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BradBigBrain
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it's just 3 months til the Christmas trees go back up?
Yummy!!
SherlockianMan
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Sorry... That answer has been taken already. Try again!
Great minds think alike, I guess. Should have read the other posts.
How about nestling my candy cane between them?
funluvinaj
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I used your St. Louis steak rub tonight on a roast. Oh so good
Great minds think alike, I guess. Should have read the other posts.
Candy canes get sticky when wet.
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Cogan
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Do you think you'll need a passport when Santa brings you?
And you can claim to be Norwegian. Then you don't need a passport as long as you are in the Scandinavian countries.
Oh, and I always wanted to hide an illegal alien, especially for sex tourism!
funluvinaj
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Sure can, bu a sticky mess can be fun.
I can't argue that but a good hot shower better be nearby.
Do you think you'll need a passport when Santa brings you?
And you can claim to be Norwegian. Then you don't need a passport as long as you are in the Scandinavian countries.
Oh, and I always wanted to hide an illegal alien, especially for sex tourism!
I may not need it when Santa drops me off but I'll need it to get home!! I do have Norwegian blood in me... It's probably the part that makes me so fair skinned!! (The Irish and German probably help there too)
I'm thinking your wife wouldn't be too keen on the idea!
SherlockianMan
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Naturally. A steamy shower is the perfect way to top it off.
Cogan
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I may not need it when Santa drops me off but I'll need it to get home!! I do have Norwegian blood in me... It's probably the part that makes me so fair skinned!! (The Irish and German probably help there too)
I'm thinking your wife wouldn't be too keen on the idea!
The American embassy will probably provide you with all the necessary papers to get you home again. I think though that you should keep the Santa story to your self.
Oh, my wife.
BrianUndone
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Mmm. Merry Christmas indeed! Hope you're well gorgeous!
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BradBigBrain
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it's just 3 months til the Christmas trees go back up?
Oh my goodness, baby. You are so fucking sexy!
nevergetenough
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funluvinaj
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Showering with someone always makeshift want more!
The American embassy will probably provide you with all the necessary papers to get you home again. I think though that you should keep the Santa story to your self.
Oh, my wife.
Well they will want to know how I got in the country!!
I am! Thanks!
Where did you put all of those?
I tell him he's sexy all the time... So yes, I AM fucking sexy. *giggles*
Thanks for your sweet words! Welcome aboard!
Cogan
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Well, you were driving home from work one day.......then it's blank till you woke up in a Hotel room in Sweden. Temporary confusion!
funluvinaj
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Well, you were driving home from work one day.......then it's blank till you woke up in a Hotel room in Sweden. Temporary confusion!
You've got this all thought out!!
funluvinaj
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For the Sir Mix-a-Lot fans...
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cubbies4vrs
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Hello. Yeah..
Cogan
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Actually no, but I'm having fun thinking out the scenario.
And now you've got my imagination in another direction!
kcdragon
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Look, if I'm going to shamelessly ogle you, the least I can do is let you know of said ogling.
I can understand that thought process, but it's far more likely with you that they are just horny returners stalking your thread from the silent recesses of our little internet society. The odds of having over a hundred people peruse your thread randomly (without intent to look beforehand) is very low. Ergo, you have a slew of quiet fans. I imagine it's quite like your every day life as you walk down the street. You might see a few guys looking and there may even be an occasional one who gives you a response, but there are far, far more who look from afar and then use that image later.
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Beautiful pics and some incredible audio to boot. Yowza!
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RjThoughts
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nevergetenough
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I like big butts...
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Looks perfect for a good spanking. The leather stinging those gorgeous cheeks.
