Auctioning off "The Betticus"

[Betticus]

Stinker.

 

[graceanne]

Stinker.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Betticus]

You are in an ornery mood today.

 

[graceanne]

You are in an ornery mood today.

I have a whole month of oneryness saved up for you all.

Aren't you lucky.

 

[Betticus]

I have a whole month of oneryness saved up for you all.

Aren't you lucky.

Well, spread it around a little bit.

 

[graceanne]

Well, spread it around a little bit.

Oh I am.

 

[kiten69]

Besides, don't you think it's a bit of a stretch to think me and kiten will be virgins again?

Hey now!

I'm as innocent and virginal as the lil white bunnies hopping in the meadows. . .munching on clovers and stuff and. . .well you know how it goes since we here it from King Bullshit all the time!

 

[Betticus]

Hey now!

I'm as innocent and virginal as the lil white bunnies hopping in the meadows. . .munching on clovers and stuff and. . .well you know how it goes since we here it from King Bullshit all the time!

<----------- Corner, go there. You know why.

 

[kiten69]

<----------- Corner, go there. You know why.

*whistles sweetly* I know nuffin'. . .

 

[graceanne]

Hey now!

I'm as innocent and virginal as the lil white bunnies hopping in the meadows. . .munching on clovers and stuff and. . .well you know how it goes since we here it from King Bullshit all the time!

If bunnies are so innocent where'd the phrase 'fucking like bunnies' come from?

 

[graceanne]

*whistles sweetly* I know nuffin'. . .

Oh!Oh!Oh! I know, I know! *raises hand in air* Pickmepickme!

 

[kiten69]

If bunnies are so innocent where'd the phrase 'fucking like bunnies' come from?

Damn, I knew I should've said chipmunks or otters. . .

 

[Betticus]

Oh!Oh!Oh! I know, I know! *raises hand in air* Pickmepickme!

There's two cookies and a piece of fudge in it for you if you rat her out!

 

[kiten69]

There's two cookies and a piece of fudge in it for you if you rat her out!

I already bribed her with a plateful of "fresh from the oven chocolate chip cookies"

 

[graceanne]

Hm, decisions, decisions. Bett? You got a better bid?

 

[kiten69]

Hm, decisions, decisions. Bett? You got a better bid?

Forcing me to bring out something "sweeter". . .I just hope the big meaniehead doesn't miss them (I just swiped them off of the counter )
http://www.city-sweets.com/customers/105082510295262/images/CS_Platter_DSCN1126_350_1.jpg

 

[graceanne]

Forcing me to bring out something "sweeter". . .I just hope the big meaniehead doesn't miss them (I just swiped them off of the counter )
http://www.city-sweets.com/customers/105082510295262/images/CS_Platter_DSCN1126_350_1.jpg

Even better - betticus' candy. And since I haven't heard a better offer, then SOLD.

*takes candy*

 

[Betticus]

Even better - betticus' candy. And since I haven't heard a better offer, then SOLD.

*takes candy*

Damnit!

 

[graceanne]

Damnit!

You're just getting slow in your . . . . . . YOUNG age. You young spry thing. *takes candy and hides*

 

[Betticus]

You're just getting slow in your . . . . . . YOUNG age. You young spry thing. *takes candy and hides*

I'll smack you with my walker!

 

[graceanne]

I'll smack you with my walker!

Walker? Geez, you are old. I've got an electric scooter. Catch me if you can, old man.

 

[kiten69]

I'll smack you with my walker!

Are you sure you have the strength to pick it up?

 

[Betticus]

Are you sure you have the strength to pick it up?

I could maybe just trip her with it.

 

[kiten69]

I could maybe just trip her with it.

I dunno she's pretty quick