Attention Walmart shoppers...

[TE999]

customers bumping uglies in aisle 9. I'm guessin' it was butt sex if they needed the K-Y, but you never know.

Story's here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-inside-kansas-walmart-587324

 

[emap]

I'm not sure which is worse, doing it in a walmart or with the guy she did it with.

Oh and TE, one of the charges is for sodomy so there was anal hence the theft of the KY. Appeared sober but seriously come on they must have been on something.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Can you be high on stupidity?

 

[Dual_Triode]

I think the charges were quoting the statute for lewd behavior.

The comments are just as funny as the news report:

"They shouldn't call that lady names. Big Box retailer is just mean."

 

[TE999]

Appeared sober but seriously come on they must have been on something.

I dunno. There's something about being in Wally World that makes people nuttier than a squirrel fart. Check this site out: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/

Can you be high on stupidity?

Yep. At any given time over half of the US population is. I mean, look at who've they've sent to Washington D.C. to 'represent' them.

 

[estragon]

Kansas? K-Y? Call the Westboro Baptist Bashers and have them picket Wal-Mart.

 

[emap]

I don't know, it's not really so much who they vote in as much as believing the bullcrap that spews out on a regular basis. We need a fence across the border because those Mexicans who are walking across are stealing our jobs.

 

[johneb87]

This is the part that makes me scratch my head...

Municipal Court complaints filed against Call and Gianakon accuse them of engaging “in sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by another.”

WHAT?!?! It's ok to have sex with an animal in Kansas as long as it's not in public. I hope they don't own a dog.

 

[Saucyminx]

Who knows what shenanigans they might get up to in the Petsmart!

 

[TE999]

Who knows what shenanigans they might get up to in the Petsmart!

Now that brings a whole new dimension to the expression 'screwing the pooch'.

Where's that bottle of Brain Bleach?

 

[Saucyminx]

And the scrub brush.