Attention Troll Haters

[Boxlicker101]

For those who hate trolls as I do, here is a vignette I just posted:

http://english.literotica.com:81/stories/showstory.php?id=258526

 

[R. Richard]

A good effort Boxlicker. However, you let the troll off way too easy. I was hoping for blinding, castration, flogging and then a little torture thrown in for good measure. [By the way, did I mention I don't like trolls?]

 

[Aurora Black]

Just RVCed it.

 

[Liar]

Cool. Any trolls yet?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

To honor the spirit of the story, I gave it a one-bomb.


(Just kidding - I high-fived it.)

Good fun, thanks.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Chapter Two

Feel free to delete the PC I just left, Box. I couldn't resist. If you ask I'll delete this comment also. Here's my PC:

Chapter Two.

The authors surrounded Ebeneezer. "Nooooo!" he screamed. It was no use – they were relentless. Box and Liar grabbed his arms, and Richard jerked his pants down. Roxanne scrunched up her face, held her nose with one hand, and with the other firmly took hold of Ebenezer's balls, pulling them sharply away from his body. Aurora handed the rusty saw to Torquie, who had a diabolical gleam in his eye.

The sensitive authors had recruited the former priest to do the actual deed, since none of them had the stomach for it themselves, much though they acknowledged the necessity. "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition," Danielle had said, savoring the opportunity to use the classic line.

"All of you have your earplugs in?" Torquie asked, shouting so they could hear. They all nodded. "Weaklings," he sneered. "Turn your heads then," he shouted again. They did, and he began to saw.

Despite the earplugs the screams were heartrending. The authors almost faltered, but gritted their teeth and tried to be strong. This had to be done! Almost as bad as the screams was Torquie's maniacal laughter. They had brought him on board because of his sociopathic nature, but it was still almost too much to bear. They did bear it, though, again accepting the necessity.

When it was all over Ebeneezer lay whimpering on the floor. The authors all felt sick to their stomachs. They regretted the necessity for the action, but not having done it. "A writer's gotta do what a writer's gotta do!" the Earl said, Duke being unavailable.

Before leaving the room Box picked up a hammer and smashed Ebenezer's internet modem to pieces. Roxanne turned and kicked the puling troll in the gut, hard. She shook her head and followed the others.

"Alright, who's the next one?" Box asked . . .

 

[Aurora Black]

MOUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Cool. Any trolls yet?

No trolls the last time I checked, which was about five minutes ago.

Thanks for the second chapter, Roxanne. It saves me the trouble of doing it.

RR, if he had been blinded, he wouldn't have been forced to watch the story of a slut wife and wimp husband being played out in front of him.

 

[Guest]

Very nice job Box. Great job.

 

[S-Des]

Very nice job Box. Great job.

It was a good start, although I think it should just keep going endlessly. Punishment of trolls should be our daily obligation (plus it would be so much fun). The last chapter of my new story saw an interesting new excuse for giving me a 00%.

Horrible
06/02/06 By: Anonymous in Harvard
Who do you the think you are? Charles Dickens? Go write a book or something but don't waste our time here.

Short sex stories is the format....

This after reading a 30,000 word story. That was right up there with the guy from ch2 who said he was going to give me a 100% for a great story, but the husband ran his tongue over his wife's ass during sex, and that was too gross so he gave me a 00%.

Trolls rule!

 

[Aurora Black]

That was right up there with the guy from ch2 who said he was going to give me a 100% for a great story, but the husband ran his tongue over his wife's ass during sex, and that was too gross so he gave me a 00%.

Trolls rule!

Chickenshit probably got scared because that's what he fantasizes about while beating off.

 

[FallingToFly]

Inspired by the troll-bashing

I started thinking about it, and went troddling over to the first chapter of American Baby, my most trolled story (You should see the ratings, they are incredibly sucky), and also the one that has a DISCLAIMER at the top that states that this story is not an instant gratification stroke fest. It's fluff. So, I troddled over and left a present for the trolls.

For those who didn't read the disclaimer...
06/03/06 by FallingToFly
Don't bother leaving public comments, on this or any other chapter of this story. They simply get posted in the Author's Hangout for the amusement of the writers, who laugh over your trollish inability to do more than one-bomb and make pointless comments. This story is fluff, not stroke, and the disclaimer at the top clearly states this.

Now, to return you to your regularly scheduled trolling...

FtF

I thought it was probably one of my kinder acts to the trolls. Save them the trouble of straining their poor little brains and fingers trying to come up with something suitably nasty to say about AB.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Okay, this story has just gotten trolled. I strongly suspect the reason is this:

The story was posted this morning and, when it got listed on the top stories, it was at the top of the category. As we all know, when that happens, trolls and one-bombs also happen. It may have been somebody who had been passed up in the category and gone from #1 to #2 or from #2 to #3, etc. Or, it may have been somebody who just didn't like to see a story with a high score.

Anyhow, thanks for all of your comments here and thanks for your votes and PC and added chapters. I will probably go and complain to Laurel about the troll, even though I don't like to seem to be a whiner.

 

[FallingToFly]

Chapter 4 added... enjoy...

*runs to hide from Stella*

ETA: sorry for my many typos, I was laughing a bit too hard....

 

[Aurora Black]

This is all so evil! I love it!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well, the trolls have struck again. Both the 19th and the 20th votes were one-bombs.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Darkniciad]

Well, you got one five tonight by golly, from me. Great story, the trolls deserve a little fun poked at them.

If I'd written it, it would have had to go in horror with a Surgeon General's warning in the Author's Notes ta boot.

 

[Aurora Black]

Well, you got one five tonight by golly, from me. Great story, the trolls deserve a little fun poked at them.

If I'd written it, it would have had to go in horror with a Surgeon General's warning in the Author's Notes ta boot.

Do it!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well, the troll bombs have been swept. Once this has been reflected in the top lists, they will probably be back.

 

[Xelebes]

I troll'd it.

 

[Tanuki]

Well, the troll bombs have been swept. Once this has been reflected in the top lists, they will probably be back.

I know, cause for a brief moment in time, my story has vaulted up to #2 in its category!!

Bring it, one-bombers!

 

[FallingToFly]

I know, cause for a brief moment in time, my story has vaulted up to #2 in its category!!

Bring it, one-bombers!

I need to figure out how to ask Laurel to do a troll sweep on my stuff... but doesn't it have to be contest entries? I thought normal stuff just took its chances.

 

[Tanuki]

I need to figure out how to ask Laurel to do a troll sweep on my stuff... but doesn't it have to be contest entries? I thought normal stuff just took its chances.

All my stories have had 1s removed, so it doesn't have to be contest stories. I get like a 1 almost every 5 votes.

 

[Guest]

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