ATTENTION!!! This is very important!

[Trombonus]

Watch and learn:

Public Service Announcement

And perhaps the most important information of all...

Public Service Announcement 2

 

[3113]

Watch and learn:

Public Service Announcement

Well, now we *know* why you're such an upstanding young man, Trom. You've learned from the Transformers. I feel better now. I know you won't steal my car, go on my boat without al life jacket, run away from home without talking to me first...and you'll let me join you in skateboarding through the park!

P.S. And you won't be looking at any robot porn now will you, young man?

 

[Trombonus]

Well, now we *know* why you're such an upstanding young man, Trom. You've learned from the Transformers. I feel better now. I know you won't steal my car, go on my boat without al life jacket, run away from home without talking to me first...and you'll let me join you in skateboarding through the park!

P.S. And you won't be looking at any robot porn now will you, young man?

Oh, and I'll always remember to wear reflectors when I go biking at night.

And no robot porn for me. No robot porn at all.

 

[glynndah]

Watch and learn:

Public Service Announcement


And perhaps the most important information of all...

Public Service Announcement 2

Alas, I'm on dial-up. I fear I shall forever be missing this important, no, vital information. I think I'll be okay. I gave my skateboard away years ago and rarely feel tempted by robot porn.

 

[Trombonus]

Alas, I'm on dial-up. I fear I shall forever be missing this important, no, vital information. I think I'll be okay. I gave my skateboard away years ago and rarely feel tempted by robot porn.

That's ok, I think you'll be ok too.

 

[Vermilion]

well... knowing is half the battle...
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[Trombonus]

This helped me learn that taking things that aren't yours is actually stealing.

Imagine that.

 

[3113]

I'd like to make a slight change in the first announcement. Just one line. I think it should go like this....

Kid 1: "I'm running away from home. My parents are mean."
Kid 2: "Where will you go?"
Kid 1: "I don't know, but I'll show 'em."
Bumble Bee Transformer: "That's right, you'll show them how mean you are."
Awed kids: "Bumble bee!"
Bumble Bee: "Isn't it better to try to solve problems rather than running away from them?"
Kid 1: "But my dad's a gang banger and my mom's a crack whore. Maybe...maybe I could try talking to my parents again?...if I can just manage to find a moment when they're both sober and not trying to score...."
Bumble Bee: "Yeah! Tell 'em how you feel! And remember, running away--"
Kid 1: "--Leads nowhere. Now I know!"
Bumble bee: "And knowing is half the battle."