Attention Span

[NoJo]

Is your

 

[Shock Chick]

no

 

[NoJo]

That's it, dear, 77 more to go....

 

[Shock Chick]

76 now, you patronising swine.

 

[Liar]

2 much attention spam
4 my attention span
-Icingsugar 2003


this attention scam
becomes attention spam
so my attention span
needs an attention spank
-Liar 2004

 

[damppanties]

Ye.. wait, what was the question? *blink, blink*

 

[Guest]

2 seconds

 

[NoJo]

Bloody hell, it takes me longer than that to get the condom on

 

[Guest]

O, that type of span. Umm, 7 to 8 inches then.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Miniscule!!!

 

[gauchecritic]

Sorry Joe, I misconstrued the purpose of the thread and accidentally reported your post to the moderator. (thought what a leader of the Church of Scotland is going to do about it I don't know)

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Miniscule!!!

You know not what of I speak.

Perdita

 

[shereads]

Span of what?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Attention span:

:Bills - 30 minutes
:Grocery shopping - 45 minutes
:Writing - varies
:Television - 2 minutes
:Lit -
:Sex - Indefinite
:Stupid People - 3.2 seconds
:Bitchy People - as long as it takes to stun their ass into total silence
:Beautiful People - long time
:Ugly People - longer
:Food - yes
:Silly Thread Replies - (checks watch) - 2 damn long!

~lucky

And if you just sat here and read all of this, yours is longer than it should be.

 

[damppanties]

And if you just sat here and read all of this, yours is longer than it should be.

ugh!

 

[Liar]

And if you just sat here and read all of this, yours is longer than it should be.

Since I didn't have the attention span to read anything but the end of your post, I can only assure you that mine is exactly as long as it should be.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

lucky is the queen of attention span!

Mine? Naked, I hope to inspire a great deal of attention.

Clothed, I'd say it's fair but turns from fair to zilch when Iron Chef comes on television.

Has there ever been a worse time for commentary than when people are cutting off the tips of their fingers or slipping and falling on the wet floor?


~ R W (too busy laughing to pay attention)