ATTENTION!!!!! ALL AUTHORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Whispersecret]

Gosh, I must be weird. I only thought the "We have stories?" gag was funny the first time.

Renagade, I did attempt to disperse the mob, but your violent and hostile response makes me wonder why I bothered. Go get some Prozac.

 

[Renagade21]

To whispersecret

I owe you an apologly miss. i am so sorry that i flew off the handle at everyone, they were right and i was wrong, please forgive my rude rash behavoir. and thank you for dispersing the crowd.. many thanks.

 

[KillerMuffin]

#1, are you perchance threatening me? Die like the rest? You are insinuating that you are going to kill me for messing with your whatever it was? Is that what you're doing? If so, well boy, whenever you feel froggy, ya'll just jump. Just a word of advice *boom*

#2, make the bitch apologize. You didn't do jack shit.

 

[Laurel]

That's the angriest apology I've ever heard.

Oh well, at least this has given everyone the chance to do the "We Have Stories?!" gag. Strange how its just as funny the hundreth time as the first.

Hey, Renagade you really are going to have to try harder if you want to mislead people into thinking there are two people when in fact there are only one. Believe me.

LOL!

 

[Renagade21]

I wash my hands clean off this thread!!!

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: I wash my hands clean off this thread!!!

WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

Turn off caps lock?

 

[Samuari]

Re: I wash my hands clean off this thread!!!

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

Some folks really are glutons for punishment.

 

[coralrose]

For Writerdom

Didn't you say the boards were becoming trite and boring?

*Devilish grin*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Would you stop quoting this guy? Look how annoying this is:

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

Here, look again:

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

See? Now stop it.

 

[Samuari]

but its so much fun! Some idots are just ment to be put on display.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Once again you are threatening to "kill 'em all." What is wrong with you? First of all, this is the internet, okay? You don't know who we are, where we are, what we look like, or if our names are Bob, Abu, or Ping. How do you intend to carry out your threat of killing us all? That is something I would be highly interested in.

In any case, knock yourself out. Come kill me if you think you're man enough to do it. You'll find out that death comes in many forms and it won't be in mine. Like the StudMuffin says, "I'll rip his heart out and show it to 'im before he dies."

You want to be a part of the board, that's fine, you can be a part of the board. We can forget this thread and go on our merry way. You can interact with us and be one of us. But if you keep apologizing and threatening to kill us in the same cyberbreath, that isn't going to happen. The only thing you are going to do is ostracize yourself and prove how incredibly dumb you really are. You can't kill us, and unless you hack the site, you can't do anything to our computers either.

So fuck you and your pathetic little attempt at some stupid hick death threat.

 

[Laurel]

Would you stop quoting this guy? Look how annoying this is:

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

Here, look again:

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

See? Now stop it.

I kinda like it. It's soothing.

Think I'll do it again.

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

 

[Samuari]

Go get 'em Muff.

 

[Ezzy]

Would you stop quoting this guy? Look how annoying this is:

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

Here, look again:

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

See? Now stop it.

I kinda like it. It's soothing.

Think I'll do it again.

HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

NOTHING




EZ

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I hate you all.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I hate you all.

Ya'll feel froggy, ya'll can jump too. I can take ya.

 

[SpectreT]

ROFLMAO

I hate you all.

Ya'll feel froggy, ya'll can jump too. I can take ya.

ribbit.

 

[Samuari]

I hate you all.

Ya'll feel froggy, ya'll can jump too. I can take ya.

Actually more of a toad, I don't think he ever was a tadpole.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It ain't easy bein' green.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*rolls eyes, shakes head, and grumbles something thankfully unintelligible about cliches and people who don't get them*

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

If I kiss ya will ya turn into a prince/

http://home.wanadoo.nl/astrila/a/penjack.gif

 

[bluntforcemama]

Whoa... psycho

deja vu? Wasn't there a dude who wanted all of us to read his threads as stories and flipped out on us, too? necromancer or something... and he spelled his name wrong, also.... go figure. Anyone else a little suspicious? Here's HIS thread... and I'm thinking it's the same dude. Either way... cool it, wacko.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=24353

 

[Cheyenne]

Oh, man, I am truly ROTFLMAO. I didn't read this thread before now since I'm not an author and figured it didn't apply to me. Thanks for the tip, Myst. This thread was great.

Hey, DCL:

Originally posted by Renagade21
HEY YOU GUYS WHO WATCH THE POSTS PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS A MESS FROM THE START AND I REALLY LIKE THIS SITE AND I GUESS I WILL HAVE TPO EARN ALL THIER TRUST BACK> OR KILL EM ALL> BUT I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER> WHAT DO YOU ALL GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????