Attack of the Ninja Kittens.

[SeaCat]

I'm sitting here in my easy chair while my wife is laying on the couch watching TV. Scrapper is spawled full length on the back of the couch with two paws hanging down towards my wife. As I watch here comes Squeek and Magellin creeping belly down across the floor towards the couch.

Squeek heads towards the end of the couch while Magi hides behind the coffee table. Almost on cue they ake their move. There are now three cats in the air. (Scrapper saw them coming.) They fly through the air and land on my wife. They don't hesitate even as my wife jumps in surprise. They all turn and attack her. Their purrs are audible even to me as they attack with tails held high and faces low.

It was the attack of the Ninja Kitties.

Cat

 

[mckai777]

Good thing they weren't armed with nunchucks!

 

[rgraham666]

LOL. Too cute.

 

[poppy1963]

I love it! Mine do that to me in the middle of the night sometimes...all creep up or come screaming and pounce attack my sleeping body. LOL. I could KILL 'em...but instead I laugh and try to catch them.

 

[Guest]

Love it, Cat!

Last night we were awakened by two outside tom cats shouting at each other. Talk about ninja cats - damn! It is finally warm enough for them to resume their neighborhood roaming, apparently, and these two decided to butt heads in our back yard.

Which, of course, set off OUR cats inside the house.

It was 3:05 a.m. when my husband finally opened the back door, put out two plates of food, and told the cats to shut the hell up and eat.

They did, amicably, and in fairly close quarters, too.

Blessed silence.

 

[SeaCat]

Love it, Cat!

Last night we were awakened by two outside tom cats shouting at each other. Talk about ninja cats - damn! It is finally warm enough for them to resume their neighborhood roaming, apparently, and these two decided to butt heads in our back yard.

Which, of course, set off OUR cats inside the house.

It was 3:05 a.m. when my husband finally opened the back door, put out two plates of food, and told the cats to shut the hell up and eat.

They did, amicably, and in fairly close quarters, too.

Blessed silence.

We dealt with a Feral for a short while. She took up residence in our Carport and had kittens. She was attacked that night by a Racoon. Her and her kittens were moved into our back room. (One of the kittens didn't survive.)

That feral got the name of Critter. Currently she is laying stretched out on the arm of my recliner and purring contentedly.

Cat

 

[Guest]

We dealt with a Feral for a short while. She took up residence in our Carport and had kittens. She was attacked that night by a Racoon. Her and her kittens were moved into our back room. (One of the kittens didn't survive.)

That feral got the name of Critter. Currently she is laying stretched out on the arm of my recliner and purring contentedly.

Cat

I remember.

A couple of ours were strays, too. We don't have room for another, but we'll feed the outside boys until they figure out what they're doing.

 

[SeaCat]

I warned you. I'm going to post "The Herd".

The first is our original, "Smokey".
The second is the second one to come into our home. We call him "BubbaShay".
The third picture is of the stray who came in. "Critter".

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

Okay now these are the last three. "Squeek, Scrapper and Magi."

Cat

 

[rgraham666]

Good looking cats, Cat. Bubba is very cool.

 

[lipsofanangel]

Have you ever had a problem with the kitties hating each other? We got a second one today and right now the kitten is completely traumatized and won't stop hissing/pawing at the bigger one. And just now the bigger one finally hissed back.

They're making me worried!

 

[SeaCat]

Have you ever had a problem with the kitties hating each other? We got a second one today and right now the kitten is completely traumatized and won't stop hissing/pawing at the bigger one. And just now the bigger one finally hissed back.

They're making me worried!

Oh my yes. When Bubba came into our place he hid under the couch for almost a week and Smokey tried to attack him at every chance. They finally started getting along though.

Then Critter and company came in and it started all over again. Smokey would piss in the corners and attack at will. When I caught Smokey doing her water marking I punished her and got attacked by Critter in the process. (I ended up with Cellulitis and almost lost my foot.)

Soon after this I took Smokey in to get fixed and the Vet created his little Fiasco. Now Smokey pisses and shits on my dresser, but she gets along with the other cats.

Cat

 

[starrkers]

My Juliet hates all the others in my house. She can't beat Randall, he outweighs her 3:1 and likes to make sure she knows it occasionally. She flogs Pantene regularly - and I mean flogs, there's literally fur flying; and she's given both the heffalumps a touch up, but seems to be easing up on them.

 

[SeaCat]

Good looking cats, Cat. Bubba is very cool.

Bubba is a good looking Cat, although it is taking a while for him to grow the hair back on his butt. He came into our place a terrorised guy but has settled in well. He weighs 17 pounds and is about twice the size of the rest of the cats.

We call him Bubba because he is just this big goofy cat. Extremely good natured he just wants loving and attention.

The funniest thing about him is he doesn't put up with too much shit. He will play with the other cats and allows them to raise hell but they know better than to get too rambunctious. If they do he wallops them but good. Yep, that's right, he wallops them. He doesn't have front claws due to his previous owner but he doesn't seem to need them. One swipe with his paws and any of the others go sliding across the floor.

Cat

 

[CharleyH]

I'm sitting here in my easy chair while my wife is laying on the couch watching TV. Scrapper is spawled full length on the back of the couch with two paws hanging down towards my wife. As I watch here comes Squeek and Magellin creeping belly down across the floor towards the couch.

Squeek heads towards the end of the couch while Magi hides behind the coffee table. Almost on cue they ake their move. There are now three cats in the air. (Scrapper saw them coming.) They fly through the air and land on my wife. They don't hesitate even as my wife jumps in surprise. They all turn and attack her. Their purrs are audible even to me as they attack with tails held high and faces low.

It was the attack of the Ninja Kitties.

Cat

No offence Cat, or maybe it is ... but this IS a useless thread.

 

[SeaCat]

No offence Cat, or maybe it is ... but this IS a useless thread.

Yes Charley it is a useless thread. Isn't it great?

Hey I'm all for the serious and important threads. They are what is needed and there aren't enough here. I read all of the heavy threads even though I usually don't post on them. And yet don't we all need a bit of relief?

Cat

 

[CharleyH]

Yes Charley it is a useless thread. Isn't it great?
Cat

Not really, Cat.

 

[SeaCat]

Not really, Cat.

Charley,

I do read the serious threads, hell I even respond to them upon occasion. Once or twice I have even started one.

I could do as so many others do and limit my participation here to just writing, but is that what this forum is all about?

For me this forum is about so much more than just writing or serious threads, it is about life and learning from it.

Then again maybe this is why I get in trouble so often in work. Medicine is serious stuff. Humor has no place there. (Or so they keep telling me.)

Cat

 

[cumallday]

I remember a Japanese cartoon featuring a trio named The Samurai Pizza Cats.
I once had a pair of cats I named Bloody Dagger and Ray Liotta. Dagger was bigger, but Ray was smarter. They didn't fight very often, but it was fun watching them go at it. They also competed for my kindness in strange ways. Ray would often bring home and offer mice or birds he had killed. Whenever he did so Dagger was sure to do the same.

 

[Guest]

Cat, I love your threads. So does most everyone else.

Charlie's been particularly abrasive lately.

Wonders about her wadded up panty condition???

 

[SeaCat]

Cat, I love your threads. So does most everyone else.

Charlie's been particularly abrasive lately.

Wonders about her wadded up panty condition???

No SS she is not being overly abrasive. I understand her views. I understand in some part where she is coming from.

As for the Kitties, right now Critter is sprawled out on the coffee table. She is more than just a little satisfied. I made Grilled Chicken tonight and she managed to steal more than a couple of pieces of this chicken. (She sits under the table and waits for us not to look then you see a paw sneak over the edge and snag a piece of food.)

Cat

 

[SlickTony]

What a handsome collection of cats!

Tonight, Ziba tried to corner Il Grigio between the chiffarobe and the filing cabinet, but she got a surprise. Il Grigio doesn't corner that well anymore. He ran her off.