Well, this is it. I'm tired of avoiding the fateful 1,000th post. I was trying to think of something profound to say, but can't come up with anything. Profundity doesn't happen on command.
Thank you, KillerMuffin, for the title. I really like it, as you can see.
Thank you, DCL, for your suggestion. I'm going to use that as my signature, if you don't mind.
Thank you, Laurel, for chnging it so quickly. You're a peach.
Thanks to everybody else who suggested something. I really appreciate it. I was disappointed, however, at the lack of response. I guess that shows how you all really feel about me. Even a post saying that you didn't have any ideas, but wished me well would have been great. Oh well.
I'm glad it's over with, actually. Now I can post under my regular name again. Nothing to see here. Move along. The show's over.
Thank you, KillerMuffin, for the title. I really like it, as you can see.
Thank you, DCL, for your suggestion. I'm going to use that as my signature, if you don't mind.
Thank you, Laurel, for chnging it so quickly. You're a peach.

Thanks to everybody else who suggested something. I really appreciate it. I was disappointed, however, at the lack of response. I guess that shows how you all really feel about me. Even a post saying that you didn't have any ideas, but wished me well would have been great. Oh well.
I'm glad it's over with, actually. Now I can post under my regular name again. Nothing to see here. Move along. The show's over.