Assorted PM's to Litsters

[Sly Jezebel]

As I have so many of these I'd like to send out, I figured I'd save myself the trouble and post them all here. Feel free to send your response via PM if you want.




Dear Killswitch,

It's a shame that your job has called their "best employee" back. I'm sure Hanns misses your imbecilic thoughts. You made him look like a brainiac. Kudos!

 

[Sly Jezebel]

Dear Vixenshe,

Could you please start yet another thread about the latest cute outfit you bought, or how your honey hasn't sexed you up lately, or better yet, how much you wish you could fuck right now? I need a good laugh.

 

[Sly Jezebel]

Dearest Nora,

I really enjoy the way you put others down. Your supercilious, malicious remarks are often right on target. Might I suggest that next time you attempt this, you take a deeper look at yourself?

 

[Rubyfruit]

This could get good.

 

[Sly Jezebel]

Dear Dixon Carter Lee,

I rather enjoy your pretentious babbling. Keep up the good work at being the biggest festering irritation on this site's ass.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Can't wait to read mine.

 

[MissTaken]

This could get good.

Want some popcorn, Ruby?

You are looking rather dashing in that av tonight, I must add.




(Let the games begin!)

 

[Sly Jezebel]

Dearest jobardy,

Your grasp of politics is underwhelming. Do you anticipate tenure anytime this century?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hello MissT and thank you very much. I love Olivia's work. I was thinking of turning in early, but maybe I'll stick around for a while now.

Hi Cowgirly.

 

[Queersetti]

Ooooooooo catty!

 

[Sly Jezebel]

Dear azwed,

I feel it only fair to inform you that you are wasting your parent's or our federal government's money trying to educate you. You have yet to learn how to filter out the nuts and bolts of any given topic and seem inclined to concentrate only on the inconsequential fringe details. There is a bus boy position available at the local I-Hop, and I suggest this my be your most achievable goal.

 

[Sly Jezebel]

Dear Johnny Mayberry,

Could you please continue to try and convince us all, not to mention yourself, that your shitty life is really that great?

 

[QuickDuck]

Can't wait to read mine.

Or mine

 

[freakygirl]

*anxiously awaits her PM*


Did I spell anxiously right? My computer is being an ass.. and I'm in to much of a hurry to wait for word to open so I can do a spell check.

 

[bknight2602]

LOL

 

[Sly Jezebel]

Dear Hanns,

I admire you so much. Thank you for being so entertaining. Now could you go after that JB idiot?

 

[littlekateyes]

Do I get a pm too?

 

[Sly Jezebel]

Dear Lancecastor,

I worship the ground you walk on. Is it true that you're boinking *bratcat*? I'm sooo jealous

 

[cybergirly]

*snicker*

I'm going to hell for laughing at some of these.


admit it, you laughed too.

 

[Liontamr]

Yes Freaky.. It is anxiously

I can't wait to see my PM from Hanns.. ERR.. Sly...

But if it one time mentions the word "hockey" I'm gonna be pissed off and disappointed that mine wasn't given much more thought and attention.

 

[Sly Jezebel]

Dear Kitty,

Enough of your enormous tits already. Show us some pussy.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hi there Rubes.

Three of my very favorite women are in this thread, that can't be a bad thing.

 

[Bluesboy2]

It is amazing how quickly Newbies get to know people lately.

 

[curious2c]

*snicker*

I'm going to hell for laughing at some of these.


admit it, you laughed too.

Nuh uh...I am just hanging around because I am...heh...curious2c what happens next.

 

[Azwed]

Wow thats weak.

But hey mine is longer then everyone elses.