Ass!
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KindaKinky
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*rump bump*
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KindaKinky
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Sizes…
Size A: backside. It's flatter than an American Idol auditioner's singing voice. You could moon at a 45° angle and they still couldn't find it!
Size B: rump. Slightly bigger, and has an actual curve. For ladies, if the breasts are the same proportion, they look hot. And for guys, it's big enough for a woman to think you're carrying something equally big in front.
Size C: butt. Bigger than rump. It's like an out-of-shape ass. A little more jogging and less dessert and it would be perfect. Too much dessert and it bypasses ass and becomes an ass-and-a-half.
Size D: ass. well toned, well curved, and well kept. just enough exercise to make it look its best. It would bounce back if you gave it a smack. It would spring back when you grabbed it. It would find its way into your fantasy files just walking down the street in another direction.
Also known as
tail, rear, thick dorsum, and any other term Sir Mix-a-Lot didn't use.
Size A: backside. It's flatter than an American Idol auditioner's singing voice. You could moon at a 45° angle and they still couldn't find it!
Size B: rump. Slightly bigger, and has an actual curve. For ladies, if the breasts are the same proportion, they look hot. And for guys, it's big enough for a woman to think you're carrying something equally big in front.
Size C: butt. Bigger than rump. It's like an out-of-shape ass. A little more jogging and less dessert and it would be perfect. Too much dessert and it bypasses ass and becomes an ass-and-a-half.
Size D: ass. well toned, well curved, and well kept. just enough exercise to make it look its best. It would bounce back if you gave it a smack. It would spring back when you grabbed it. It would find its way into your fantasy files just walking down the street in another direction.
Also known as
tail, rear, thick dorsum, and any other term Sir Mix-a-Lot didn't use.
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Throckmorton
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The word alone conjures images that make blood rush to interesting and fun parts of my body
but the image in my mind when i hear the word is normally one of a graphically sexual nature featuring a posterior that resembles but does not belong to Jennifer Lopez
but the image in my mind when i hear the word is normally one of a graphically sexual nature featuring a posterior that resembles but does not belong to Jennifer Lopez
HerVeryOwn
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Playing peek-a-boo:
http://www.rug-munchers.com/ebony_sex/booty/images/ebony22.jpg
http://www.rug-munchers.com/ebony_sex/booty/images/ebony22.jpg
1_hotlilmomma
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KindaKinky said:
yep...that's the best definition!
hippyfreak
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KindaKinky said:
i think of my SO and her firm equisite ass and the 8 more nights with out them and how when she gets back i'm going to bury my tounge, fingers, and cock it that beutiful hole and give it a serious spanking and then blow my load all over it.