Ass diamonds...or, why is everyone so wound up lately?

[Jester]

Seriously, it seems like there's some bad mojo flyin' around. People, settle, unclench, take a personal day. Damn! I mean, I've got a sunburn from just reading some of this stuff.

A quote came to mind that I thought was fitting for the moment:

"Oh relax! Everyone who comes in here is way too uptight."

also:

"Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement."
-both from Randal,
Clerks

C'mon, break time!
*kicks feet up, pops a Guinness and offers drinks all around*

 

[Laurel]

Amen.

 

[Ravenloft]

Yous my bestest friend now Jester! I love Kevin Smith!!!

But... I'm not even supposed to be here today...

 

[Jester]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today...listen to you! You sound like an ashhole!"

-Randal,Clerks

Yeah, me too, Ravenloft!

Look, see how easy that was?

 

[Ravenloft]

bunch of savages in this town...

Ah, Smith is good for the soul!

 

[Guest]

Yous my bestest friend now Jester! I love Kevin Smith!!!

You love him? Can I watch?

~Tiggs~
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/sd3/lise.gif

P.S.
Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander, Xander Xander, Xander
Lol

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Yeah, everyone needs to kiss & make up! (Hey, don't they always say that make-up sex is the best??)

 

[Ravenloft]

I hate guys! I LOVE WOMEN! - Jay...

XANDER!? AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
Wait... Where?!

 

[Guest]

Damn, I wanted to watch you love him!

 

[ShyGoddess]

A classic ass diamond quotation:

"Cameron is so up tight, if you stuck a piece of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond."

-Ferris Bueller

My work here is done

 

[Ravenloft]

Ferris Buller, your my hero...

 

[lala]

haven't i made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that i don't know shit???

i take that to heart, and use it with my friends, whenever they take what i say as factual in any way.

i love you guys!

more quotes, more goofy references, more filler i love it ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps, not hero, ravenloft, she is your goddess,... bow down!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ass Diamonds???

The sparkling stone of sphincter, passes the brown portal of man's discontent - and lands, facets askew - beautiful in its wallowing glory.

 

[Ezzie]

Tiggie!

I found some man on man love tapes for you in the attic. Mike must have left them behind. (Bad pun intended) LOL
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/lurk.gif

 

[Guest]

Woohoo!!!!! Do a lil' dance, make a lil love, get down tonight...get down tonight!

http://www.freebackgrounds.com/kit12.gif

 

[Siren]

oh yea Tiggs, do that disco for us all !!!!

 

[Jester]

I knew someone would pick up on the Ferris line!

Here's more:

-He then informed me of his nefarious plan to fuck my girlriend in a very uncomfortable place.
-What, like the back of Volkswagon?
Brody&T.S.; Mallrats

-You know, this job'd great if it weren't for the fuckin' customers!
Randal, Clerks

 

[Guest]

Fucking customers? http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/crying.gif I wanna be a fucking customer!! Someone wanna be a fucking customer with me? lol

 

[Naked Hunny]

Who is Kevin Smith?

 

[R Nitelight]

Kevin Smith

He played Ares in Hercules and in Xena.

 

[Naked Hunny]

That doesnt help me whatever R Nitelight!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Argh! Blasphemer! Kevin Smith AKA Silent Bob is way better than Kevin Smith AKA Ares!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Kevin Smith, or the one that we are talking about is an indy movie maker that made it big!

He did some comercials on mtv a while back...
And I aspire to look like him! So... Mleh!

 

[Naked Hunny]

I still have no clue what the hell you people are talking about!! Someone Help me!!

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Jay & Silent Bob can be seen in a lot of movies (I recomend you rent some this weekend! )

Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Clerks
another one - can't think of the name, but it's fairly new, with Ben Affleck & Matt Dylon & Selma Hyeck (sp?) (it's also the movie where Alannis Morrisette plays god) Why can't I think of the name?!?!?!
(ok, damn it, can't think of any more!)
oh, they did do a breif guest appearance in Scream 3! ~L~

[Edited by goddess_euphoria on 10-25-2000 at 11:23 PM]