ass cleaning

[bknight2602]

I have a family of remoras that live there.

After cleaning coffee spit on monitor, this hilarious!

 

[sunstruck]

yes..and they come in a wide variety of flavors.

Is there anything that doesn't come in a wide variety of flavors anymore?



And the other day I saw scented condoms. Scented! Can someone explain that? If it smells that bad, don't fuck it!

 

[Ginny]

yes..and they come in a wide variety of flavors.

do you like that flavored stuff?....like really?


i personally steer clear of most any added scent to the genital or anal areas....it's all about cleanliness.....and you don't need your butt or pussy smelling like strawberries......if you're clean........i'm all about the smell of sex....not covering it......

 

[Calamity Jane]

And the other day I saw scented condoms. Scented! Can someone explain that? If it smells that bad, don't fuck it!

I saw those too. I'm still pndering why they'd be necessary. Does artificial banana scent turn anyone on?

 

[Rambrat]

Is there anything that doesn't come in a wide variety of flavors anymore?



And the other day I saw scented condoms. Scented! Can someone explain that? If it smells that bad, don't fuck it!

I believe that's for oral stimulation....

 

[Rambling Rose]

Can't you see Unregistered's cry for help? You people are sick. SICK I tell you!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Funny how people confuse the "fragrance" selection in douches and enemas with "flavors." Hey, to each their own, but just remind me not to drink Kool-Aid at your house.

 

[TN_Vixen]

PC lets me borrow frimost every once in a while. Frimost cleans PC's colon, especially on the Dalmation-humping days. Whatta guy!

 

[Jedi_Outcast]

I like it when the wife uses the plain douches. but then again I also like salt and vinegar potato chips.

 

[sunstruck]

PC lets me borrow frimost every once in a while. Frimost cleans PC's colon, especially on the Dalmation-humping days. Whatta guy!

Vixen that is the most disturbing and confusing post of the day.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I wondered why you wanted to borrow Bonehead. Forget it now.

 

[Silverluna]

soooo.....would a thong be like dental floss for your ass??

 

[KillerMuffin]

Get an enema bag, add one to two quarts of warm, but not hot water from the faucet while holding a bar of ivory soap over the opening of the bag. Administer, hold for ten minutes, and release. Clean out the bag add one to two more quarts of warm water. Administer, hold for ten minutes, and release. Clean out the bag add a quart of warmer water and a bottle of premixed country flowers scented douche. Administer and release.

One clean and freshly scented tuckus ready for any sort of play you're interested in.

 

[Mona Lisa]

And the other day I saw scented condoms. Scented! Can someone explain that? If it smells that bad, don't fuck it!

My guess is that they're the wussy cousin of flavored condoms. Because they're "scented", as opposed to "flavored", they're not OBVIOUSLY intended for use during fellatio (which is still a felony in some states, BTW). Nervous retailers might not feel comfortable stocking a product that is specifically used for hummers, but give them a little weasel room and they'll throw them on the rack right beside the rest of the condoms.

Of course, I could just be talking out of my ass about all of this , but I spent three years behind a convenience store register, so I've had plenty of time and opportunity to ponder this mystery of the universe. This is the best theory I could come up with.

 

[Ginny]

Funny how people confuse the "fragrance" selection in douches and enemas with "flavors." Hey, to each their own, but just remind me not to drink Kool-Aid at your house.

you're right....i don't want my pussy or my butt smelling or tasting like strawberries.....though you know...it'd probably feel way cool to have some lubed up strawberries popped into my ass one by one.....but yikes getting them out.....hmmm....they'd need to be put on a string....like popcorn.....yeah....that might work...

 

[cg_allstar]

you're right....i don't want my pussy or my butt smelling or tasting like strawberries.....though you know...it'd probably feel way cool to have some lubed up strawberries popped into my ass one by one.....but yikes getting them out.....hmmm....they'd need to be put on a string....like popcorn.....yeah....that might work...

Oooh, and have all those little bits of popcorn break off in my ass? Uh uh, no way.

 

[Ginny]

lol....i'm talking hard lil knobs of strawberry goodness here, cg......just strung up like popcorn.....

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

they'd need to be put on a string....like popcorn

I have enough corn that comes out naturally thank you.

 

[cg_allstar]

lol....i'm talking hard lil knobs of strawberry goodness here, cg......just strung up like popcorn.....

Oh. That would be better. Much better. Mmm, fruit and anal...

 

[Ginny]

oh great......i just flashed to fruit salad being spooned into someone's ass.....kinda gross there...

edibles should prolly be kept away from hot lil buttholes.....<nobbing>....we better stick with plastic.....

 

[cg_allstar]

oh great......i just flashed to fruit salad being spooned into someone's ass.....kinda gross there...

edibles should prolly be kept away from hot lil buttholes.....<nobbing>....we better stick with plastic.....

Eh, probably right. Just toys, certain yummy body parts, lube, and the occasional drop of honey just to make sure you get in there and lick really good.