Ass and fanny pictures!

[Stout chap]

Of course, I mean fanny in the British sense, you follow?

Heavy stuff, eh?

 

[Guest]

 

[Stout chap]

I knew a Scottish chap, once. Scotsmen are the most least British-like chaps in our United Kingdom, you follow?

I do recall a Scottish lass or two (or was it my wife?) complaining that once he had his caber in hand, there was no saying what might happen to a gel once he started tossing it around.

"Cabers?" I said, to my wife. "I'll leave such toys to our Scottish brethren, eh? We English loom a little larger on the landscape." You follow?

 

[Starblayde]

"fanny" is almost as bad as "a ladys front bottom"

jees louise!

 

[Stout chap]

That's what the Norwegians call ladies' fannies, Starblayde, so beaware!

Those pesky Norwegian ladies. They all look as sweet as a jam doughnut

until you show them one of these

and then it's every man for himself! You follow?

 

[penguindance]

 

[phrodeau]

In America, there are ladies named Fanny, just as men are named Dick, Peter or John Thomas.

Fanny Brice, comedienne:

Fanny Flagg, author and TV star:

 

[Guest]

 

[Stout chap]

You might not measure up to a donkey



but I do

He isn't wrong. Why! he's as tall as a donkey's cock - taller, even. What a fine fellow he is:

 

[LordOfDarkness]

My fanny pic of myself

 

[Ms_Lilith]

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my fanny

 

[Stout chap]

Errm, I don't think you two have quite got the feel of this thread. STill, I'm never one to miss out on a good fanny.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

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my fanny

Nice cheeks. Have they been sucked before?

 

[I'mVan]

Oh my, did he just explain his entire problem with lit? I see...we're the wrong SPECIES! Why didn't we think of that!?!

LMAO, if I hadn't had the old bore on ignore, I might have caught this gem earlier. Perhaps I'll take him off . . . perhaps not.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Nice cheeks. Have they been sucked before?

not yet....

always up for it, though.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

should I bump this or not?