AskACumSlut Gets An Official Answer

[AskACumSlut]

A while back Marxist asked me if the man on the radio pimping Amstel Light beer was actually Dennis Miller. My normal procedure is to carefully consult the assembled experts around me and make up some half truth that satisfies or cajoles. But sometimes when I don't know the answer I really do go to the experts. Here in full is the answer from Amstel.

Dear Consumer,

Thank you for your recent email message. You stand correct, the gentleman on the radio commercial is Dennis Miller. Please let me know if you have any further questions.

Thank you for your interest in Amstel USA.

Sincerely,
Mercedes T. Bangari
Corporate Affairs
Amstel USA

So there, we now have proof that I'm quite possibly the lonliest and nerdliest CumSlut in the history of our proud slutty race. Thanks for the gander and don't forget to contribute to my thread.



http://www.kandipeach.com/images/r5_18w.jpg
not me, but doesn't it look like fun?

 

[modest mouse]

Holy Shit!

You are official now.

All hail the CumSlut!

 

[Marxist]

Jesus H. Christ,

You don't have to go through all that trouble. Please. But that is kind of cool. Thanx.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Mercedes T. Bangari ?

What, do we look like we fell off the turnip truck yesterday?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Way to go on the research, cumslut.

I'm wondering, how can I get some of that double penetration action in your picture?

 

[AskACumSlut]

Re: Mercedes T. Bangari ?

What, do we look like we fell off the turnip truck yesterday?

I know, it's a crazy name isn't it?

Here's her e-mail. Give her a question and see if she responds.

MBangari@HEINEKENUSA.com


But I promise it's true.

 

[LukkyKnight]

uh huh

Like I'm supposed to be able to evaluate veracity or credibility of statements posted beside a sexy, large-breasted avatar?

 

[AskACumSlut]

Re: uh huh

Like I'm supposed to be able to evaluate veracity or credibility of statements posted beside a sexy, large-breasted avatar?

Is that a cum on? You've got to try harder than that LK....

 

[LukkyKnight]

nah..

That's more of a blatant allusion to the foibles of many members of my gender nestled amid feeble humor.

Of course, it was also something of an admission that I personally enjoy the image, but I promise when I make it to the point of a cum-on there won't be any ambiguity.