Ask Todd anything

[Johnny Cool]

Can't Drink severe case of alcohol posioning

Pah, we've all had alcohol poisoning at some point or another. Didn't stop me.

Just joshing.

So, uh, who do you like in the upcoming Federal election?

 

[Todd]

Pah, we've all had alcohol poisoning at some point or another. Didn't stop me.

Just joshing.

So, uh, who do you like in the upcoming Federal election?

Well my party royally screwed themself and any other party on the right out of the next election, So I see yet another Liberal victory

 

[Johnny Cool]

Well my party royally screwed themself and any other party on the right out of the next election, So I see yet another Liberal victory

Mmm, Tory are you? Tough luck. Oh well, that's what you get for electing yesterdays news to be your leader.

 

[April]

Buffy is October 2nd
Enterprise is Septenber 26th

Oh! Ohhhh. Mmmmm. *descends into incoherent moaning*

No, no caffeine. I alternate between Dr. Pepper, fully caffeinated, and Black Cherry. And I'm still alive.

 

[Todd]

Mmm, Tory are you? Tough luck. Oh well, that's what you get for electing yesterdays news to be your leader.

Nope, not Tory, Old School Refrom, before Stockwell Day screwed the party and every right side party over.

 

[Johnny Cool]

Nope, not Tory, Old School Refrom, before Stockwell Day screwed the party and every right side party over.

Oh, well. Then that's what you get for forgetting what country you live in. Alliance, really!

 

[Todd]

Oh! Ohhhh. Mmmmm. *descends into incoherent moaning*

No, no caffeine. I alternate between Dr. Pepper, fully caffeinated, and Black Cherry. And I'm still alive.

Gotta have fully even double triple caffiene in my Pop/Soda since I don't do Coffee, teat, bear or other booze.

 

[Todd]

Oh, well. Then that's what you get for forgetting what country you live in. Alliance, really!

Yup I was introduced to the Reform Party in 92-93 by a sexy gal's dad {even after his political asaaugeing I still didn't get her, damgnavit} but soon as the leadership thing went on he was pro stockwell, iI was pro Manning, I told him when Stockwell one it would be the undoing of the Alliance and the undoing of the entire right. Dagnavit, I hate being correct.

So who do you favor in the electoral.

 

[April]

Well, neither do I.

 

[Todd]

Well, neither do I.

P.S- I will be doing the tapes and mailing for free, just email me sometime with your Postal addy

 

[Johnny Cool]

So who do you favor in the electoral.

Ah the Reform Party. Canada's answer to the Washington Generals.

But regardless, I vote for whoever strikes my fancy. I've voted only once though and it was for the NDP.

 

[April]

P.S- I will be doing the tapes and mailing for free, just email me sometime with your Postal addy

TODD!!!! No, you can't do that. It's not fair, and I won't have it!! Don't make me hurt you. Oh, wait, you might like it.

 

[Todd]

TODD!!!! No, you can't do that. It's not fair, and I won't have it!! Don't make me hurt you. Oh, wait, you might like it.

Really whats noot fair about it?

 

[Todd]

Ah the Reform Party. Canada's answer to the Washington Generals.

But regardless, I vote for whoever strikes my fancy. I've voted only once though and it was for the NDP.

Ah The NDP, Canada's version of the United States "Young Communist Party

 

[WriterDom]

No connie chung questions from me

Would Jesus protest outside of an abortion clinic? Or would he go in and raise hell like he did with the moneychangers in the temple? Or would he be pro-choice?

 

[Johnny Cool]

No connie chung questions from me

Would Jesus protest outside of an abortion clinic? Or would he go in and raise hell like he did with the moneychangers in the temple? Or would he be pro-choice?

I like to think that Jesus would be too distracted by the Metal Birds flying overhead to worry about abortion.

 

[April]

LMAO at Todd!

Bed time for me. Tschuss.

 

[Todd]

No connie chung questions from me

Would Jesus protest outside of an abortion clinic? Or would he go in and raise hell like he did with the moneychangers in the temple? Or would he be pro-choice?

I don't actually know.

My guess is he would go in liek the moneychangers, and tell a cryptic story afterwords, that nobody will understand until he tells another story which no one will understand but it will explain the first story in such a way which will cause people to slap thier forhead saying"Doh, why didn't I see that"

they he will walk through thier midst and pray on a hill, in which his followeres will fall asleep waiting for him to come finish.

 

[Todd]

LMAO at Todd!

Bed time for me. Tschuss.

Goodnight Sweetness

 

[Todd]

HEY, Everybody, get back here!!. Did I say you could stop asking questions yet?

 

[modsquad]

If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, does that make a humanitarian a cannibal?

Why do blind people wear black eyeglasses, but deaf people don't wear black earmuffs?

you know, just searching for the answers.

 

[Creidhne]

Alert!! Alert!!!

Todd is really an American!!
Anybody who can dismiss the national sport of Canada, as I dismiss football (bunch of fat guys on rotating gatorade breaks) is surely not Canadian!!

Ok, ok just kidding....
Don't need a bunch of football freaks PMing me about my lack of taste in sports.

So, ask Todd anything huh?
Why are American bowling balls so big??
How come Americans don't know what curling is?? How come they don't own chesterfields ??

Is it a conspiracy?? I think so!!

 

[SweetNick]

Ok, I'll bite as I'm curious about something and seeing as how you fancy yourself a religious scholar, perhaps you'll be able to help me out here.

The Gnostic Gospels found in 1947 in Egypt contained many thoughts and ideas from the early Christian period. Most of them proclaimed that the resurrection of Jesus was a spiritual one and not a physical one. These gospels were silenced in early times as they did a lot to get away from a centralized beauracratic church and even today's main christian churches refute them. Are these gospels true? Do their interpreations lack merit? If so, why?

Now, next question. As Barabbas was the person whom the Jews supposedly freed, and the name, Barabbas means, "son of God", is it likely that there was more than one Jesus?

 

[cymbidia]

If you're "somewhere in PA" Sweet Nick, and it's, like, 2AM or 3AM there right now, then what the HELL are you doing thinking such things, much less being coherent enough to post about them?

Or...
Oh.
Sorry.
Insomnia got you and you're looking for a way back to sleep, right?
Well, then.
Carry on.

Todd... get up! You *asked* us to ask you questions. The least you can do is stay up and alert and awake until every last one of us has had our questions answered.

 

[KillerMuffin]

So... what's a chukker and why would I find that information fascinating?