Ask me stuff (33f)

[Soma99]

Got a little over an hour before I meet a friend for dinner. It’s near my work so I’m just wasting time in my office and somehow my phone is well charged.

Ask in the thread if you want me to have to answer publicly of PM if you’re a wimp.

Kisses

 

[Mrmphilll2]

Lol I’m like here or on PM. Hmm.. Your best experience on Lit?

 

[Soma99]

Lol I’m like here or on PM. Hmm.. Your best experience on Lit?

I reallllllllllllllly enjoy my porn watch along threads!!!!

I also have a few people who I have messaged with for over a year now- I have enjoyed that also……………

But also the porn

Also I remember the first time one of my stories got posted, I didn’t know when to look for it and when I did it had over 1K views already and some nice comments. I was SHOCKED anyone had read it or liked it.

 

[Ts19682]

Which one of your stories would you advice someone to start with?

 

[Soma99]

“A good friend” is a kind story

“Getting the grade” is a dirty blackmail college story

“A Letter to Alyssa” is a very short story

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm far too late to ask anything interesting, I'm just going to say I hope you have a nice dinner

 

[Soma99]

I'm far too late to ask anything interesting, I'm just going to say I hope you have a nice dinner

You’re not gonna ask what kinda meat I’m gonna put in my mouth?

Disappointed

 

[ShaneoD]

You’re not gonna ask what kinda meat I’m gonna put in my mouth?

Disappointed

Damn now I'm way too late. I should probably try to survive this night shift without being a horny mess.

 

[Soma99]

Damn now I'm way too late. I should probably try to survive this night shift without being a horny mess.

Well if you had asked I would have told you…….

I’m actually planning on seafood, so no meat

 

[ShaneoD]

Well if you had asked I would have told you…….

I’m actually planning on seafood, so no meat

I was so contemplating asking if it was going to be fish for a change but I didn't want to be offensive

 

[Soma99]

I was so contemplating asking if it was going to be fish for a change but I didn't want to be offensive

Oh damn it

I walked right into that inuendo!!!!!

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh damn it

I walked right into that inuendo!!!!!

As we say in Ireland, a change is as good as rest

 

[guffmut]

Oh damn it

I walked right into that inuendo!!!!!

Hopefully you won't have any trouble swallowing the chowder as an appetizer.

 

[Soma99]

Hopefully you won't have any trouble swallowing the chowder as an appetizer.

I NEVER have trouble swallowing it- just hope I don’t get it in my hair

 

[hairball18]

Or your eyes.

 

[ShaneoD]

I NEVER have trouble swallowing it- just hope I don’t get it in my hair

I'll admit I'm a ticking time bomb unless you've got me in your mouth when I start

 

[TalkToMeInSB]

Is this a friend that might want to be more than a friend?

 

[Soma99]

Is this a friend that might want to be more than a friend?

I’m here to be a pervert, so anyone that wants to come along for the ride is welcome

 

[TalkToMeInSB]

I’m here to be a pervert, so anyone that wants to come along for the ride is welcome

So your dinner friend is hoping to offer you a mouthful as well?

 

[Soma99]

So your dinner friend is hoping to offer you a mouthful as well?

My married female friend is really just looking for a break from her kid and I’m sure I wasn’t her first choice

 

[Neohexene]

I’m here to be a pervert, so anyone that wants to come along for the ride is welcome

I see what you did there...

 

[Soma99]

I see what you did there...

Damn it- I should have spelled that differently!!!

 

[guffmut]

“A good friend” is a kind story

“Getting the grade” is a dirty blackmail college story

“A Letter to Alyssa” is a very short story

Anyone reading this, I nominate "One New Message" as her best "very short story."

 

[Neohexene]

Damn it- I should have spelled that differently!!!

Nah, I mean, you don't want to make it too easy, right? Although, I do like easy...

 

[Wishingbox]

Does your friend know you hang out on Lit or write stories?