Ask Me Anything***The Ratchetman Edition

[Ratchetman1982]

SassySheDevil named me as her successor for this thread, so her I am. For the next twenty-four hours, you can ask me anything and I will respond. The best question gets tagged for the next round. Let the game begin!

 

[SassySheDevil]

As some what of a Newbie. What is one thing you think people should know about you?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

You're a NJ dude. Are you also a Springsteen fan?

Absolutely not. I think his band is goddamn phenomenal, but he is highly overrated.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

As some what of a Newbie. What is one thing you think people should know about you?

One thing people should know about me is that I am not the prototypical mechanic. I love what I do and there is very good money in it, but I have my BA in English and Teaching, am currently working on my MBA, and will follow that with an MFA in creative writing. While at work, the rest of the techs listen to rock music and I listen to audiobooks. I'm a big, manly nerd.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

How very dare you.

Would you care to hear my views on Bon Jovi as well?

 

[Punkrockchick]

What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Ughhh. Okay, so I was at a bar many years ago. A very attractive older woman was flirting heavily with me. I end up following her home. We walk inside and her husband is there. Shit. We are busted. Nope, not at all the case. She was out scouting for him. Apparently, she thought he would like me, without ever bothering to verify my sexual preference. So that made for an awkward conversation.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Yeah I don’t much care for them. Your views on Springsteen though have tarnished you FOREVER.

I call it like I see it. The E Street Band is exceptional. Bruce is mediocre.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

What’s your favourite Lit thread so far?

What would you do to change the Lit forums if you were the boss?

My favorite thread is What Are You Nosey About Today. The plethora of randomness is amazing to sift through.

If I was Lit boss, I would enforce so PM rules because some people don't know what the hell they are doing. If you have three total posts, you shouldn't be allowed to mail bomb as many women... I mean Listers as you can. And also, there should be a way to flag toxic people. If a Lister get X amount of flags, banned. It should be a fun place. Harassment is frowned upon.

 

[Chillygirl]

What one book would you recommend everyone read because it is life changing?

What one song could you listen to on repeat endlessly?

What catches your attention when it comes to AVs?

 

[MrZeno]

Name 5 lit babes you want to e-bone.

Biggest fear?

Why did you come to lit?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

What one book would you recommend everyone read because it is life changing?

What one song could you listen to on repeat endlessly?

What catches your attention when it comes to AVs?

I am an insane reader, so there are quite a few that I could list. My all-time favorite is Frankenstein. It is such a romantic story and extremely well written. The most life-changing book I ever read, also happened to be the first book I ever read. And it was the first book I cried while reading. And Everytime since then, I've cried when I read it. It was the book that showed me that I wanted to read a lot and I wanted to write. It's called Bridge to Terabithia. It's soul crushing and magical and insightful. Even as an adult, it's worth a read.

A song I could listen to on repeat is probably Nights in White Satin by The Moody Blues. It is a poem in song form. Justin Heyward absolutely nails the emotion in the song and you feel his pain and craving.

There are a few things that catch my attention in AVs. If it is a real picture, I become very curious of the picture is actually of the poster. If it symbolizes a mood, I'm curious as to what has caused said Lister to feel that way. If it's sexy, well, I'm a guy and sexy=good.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Name 5 lit babes you want to e-bone.

Biggest fear?

Why did you come to lit?

The five babes I would like to E-bone, in no particular order:

DoV aka Chillygirl because she is going to give me a tour of Denali

Faralicious because she's hot

Rainshine even though she likes Bruce, she's hot

Jersey Jade because have you read her thread and she happens to be from Jersey

Amber because she has fanny flutters

I have a slight fear of heights, but my biggest fear is anything happening to my kids. Like even a broken bone. It would kill me to see them hurting.

I came to Lit because I have become almost invisible at home. I am a convenience for my wife because I do so much, but I am a bother when I try to get more than a peck.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

What would you do with $100?

Spend it on hotel room service...

 

[Hipshot1554]

What would you do with $100?

Buy a couple of bags of groceries.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

• if you had to have a fantastical creature as a pet what would you choose?

• what's something about yourself that you're really proud of?

• what are your thoughts on butt stuff? giving or receiving?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

• if you had to have a fantastical creature as a pet what would you choose?

• what's something about yourself that you're really proud of?

• what are your thoughts on butt stuff? giving or receiving?

Oh, it would definitely be a dragon. They are awesome.

I am really proud at being an amazing dad. It is something I really enjoy doing and I give it my all. And my kids love me to pieces.

Butt stuff is a very awkward conversation for some folks. Is it fun to put it in a girl's butt? I think so. Do I want a cock in my butt? Not really. Is a finger okay? Absolutely.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Thanks for your answers!

 

[AlexBailey]

Hi Ratchetman1982,

Welcome to Lit and welcome to the hot seat!


* Do you own any classic cars?

* What was your first car?

* Are you comfortable in a suit and tie?

* Boxers or briefs?

* Have you ever tried on a pair of women's panties?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Hi Ratchetman1982,

Welcome to Lit and welcome to the hot seat!


* Do you own any classic cars?

* What was your first car?

* Are you comfortable in a suit and tie?

* Boxers or briefs?

* Have you ever tried on a pair of women's panties?

I am the proud owner of a 1970 Plymouth GTX. It's in rough shape still, but it's getting there. I'm doing it right, so that takes a lot of time and a lot of money. It's probably five to seven years from being done.

My first car was a 1972 Chevy Nova. 350 but it looked like shit.

I own eleven suits and probably sixty ties. I'm good in them.

Boxer briefs

Never tried on women's panties. I understand the desire to because men are taught to like things rough and utilitarian. Panties are small and fragile. They can allow a man to feel softer. I totally get it, but have never tried.

 

[BadAmy]

First off...Why am I not on the e-bone list?
(And claiming you don't know me is unacceptable)
Have you regretted any purchases?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

First off...Why am I not on the e-bone list?
(And claiming you don't know me is unacceptable)
Have you regretted any purchases?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?

You are not on the E-bone list because we have yet to truly interact. It took hours of deliberation deciding whether or not you should make the list. It was finally decided that you were aware of your superior E-boning status and didn't need some silly list to convince you of that.

I regretted buying a welder. Once my buddies knew I had one, they would not leave me alone about welding this or that for them. I eventually sold it because it wasn't worth the hassle.

So, there are quite a few things I would do for a Klondike Bar. The most logical would be to run to the store, pay $3 for a pack of six and be done. But I would dance naked at the local Target for one. (My dancing is incredible)

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Well isn’t that just great. I finally make someone’s e-bone list and it’s someone who thinks the Boss is overrated. Isn’t that just how life goes.

Do you think having insulted my musical sensibilities so badly we can ever overcome this hurdle?

I think that, as two adults, we are able to have differing opinions on music and still exist and even possibly enjoy talking to each other. I'll just be sure to never change the radio when he comes on like I usually do.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

What is your favourite wanky fantasy?

What do you want to be your legacy?

If you could have a different career than you currently have what would it be?

Do you have any hidden skills or talents?

My favorite wanky fantasy probably involves a threesome with a girl from Ireland and her American friend that somehow just happened.

I want my kids, excelling at being good people, to be my legacy. That, or I become the number one star in dad bod porn.

I love what I do, but I also want to be a teacher. When I decide to hang up my ratchet, I am going to teach at a community college.

I am a fantastic cook. I can also see, iron, do laundry, stitch open wounds, and create masterpieces using paint by numbers

 

[BadAmy]

You are not on the E-bone list because we have yet to truly interact. It took hours of deliberation deciding whether or not you should make the list. It was finally decided that you were aware of your superior E-boning status and didn't need some silly list to convince you of that.

I regretted buying a welder. Once my buddies knew I had one, they would not leave me alone about welding this or that for them. I eventually sold it because it wasn't worth the hassle.

So, there are quite a few things I would do for a Klondike Bar. The most logical would be to run to the store, pay $3 for a pack of six and be done. But I would dance naked at the local Target for one. (My dancing is incredible)

Lies. All lies. I want to see that video of you dancing.