Ask me any questions you want

[MasonS]

My names Mason, I’m 19, straight, and I’m bored and slightly horny (as you can see from the website I’m on).

 

[StillRain]

Why is the weather so fucking unpredictable in my town?

 

[ydahecnot]

What is the wingspan of an unladen swallow?

 

[MasonS]

Why is the weather so fucking unpredictable in my town?

Because it has a personal vendetta against you.

 

[MasonS]

Are you free?

Yessir

 

[MasonS]

What is the wingspan of an unladen swallow?

I know this is a Monty python thing but I haven’t seen it

 

[StillRain]

I’m old enough to be your mother. How does that make you feel after the DM you just sent me?

 

[MasonS]

Well I’m only asking if you’d like to talk, it doesn’t have to be dirty, and I think you’re very attractive.

Complete honesty if we were in person, I probably wouldn’t talk to ya, but we’re not. So what the hell, it doesn’t matter.

But if it bothers you, I get it, no judgement, no pressure

 

[MasonS]

Well I’m only asking if you’d like to talk, it doesn’t have to be dirty, and I think you’re very attractive.

Complete honesty if we were in person, I probably wouldn’t talk to ya, but we’re not. So what the hell, it doesn’t matter.

But if it bothers you, I get it, no judgement, no pressure

I’m old enough to be your mother. How does that make you feel after the DM you just sent me?

Did my dm imply I was horny, yeah, but I mean look at the website we’re on, that should be a guaranteed implication

 

[MasonS]

Funny enough, I’m not looking for a type, I’m kinda just DMing anyone with a hot pic, Sue me

 

[fullservice65]

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time I drink beer?

 

[MasonS]

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time I drink beer?

They probably want to become lifelong drinking buddies. You should offer them one.

 

[StillRain]

Why don’t people check profiles before shooting their shot?

 

[flipghost]

What's the meaning of life?

 

[MasonS]

Why don’t people check profiles before shooting their shot?

Probably because they hadn’t figured out to do that
I apologize

 

[MasonS]

What's the meaning of life?

Oi, haven’t lived enough of it to figure it out.

 

[ydahecnot]

Maybe he’s a babydude. Any 43-year-old women out there?

 

[MasonS]

What’s a babydude?

 

[AmberLGreen]

How can you be that bored at 19?

Do you not have a PlayStation?

 

[ydahecnot]

How can you be that bored at 19?

Do you not have a PlayStation?

He was trying to play with his joystick

 

[cole4258]

What’s your agenda for the evening ?

 

[AmberLGreen]

What’s your agenda for the evening ?

Hey, stop hitting on him. I got here first

 

[cole4258]

Lmao that WAS a general question for anyone He is all yours

 

[AmberLGreen]

Lmao that WAS a general question for anyone

So you’re hitting on everyone?

 

[cole4258]

So you’re hitting on everyone?

Nope I only hit in the ladies