Ask Marje, your Literotica Agony Aunt.

[sixfoot4]

Hi! I'm Marje, your Literotica Agony Aunt. You can post here whatever you like of a sexual nature and the Literotica collective hive mind will give you the full benefit of their wisdom.
So don't hold back! Ask away!

 

[sixfoot4]

Hi Marje
Oh please help me. My boyfriend, well he's such a hunk, he keeps asking me to give him a blow job. I went and got the hair drier but he just got angry. What should I do? Yours Dottie of London, that's London England.

 

[sixfoot4]

Dear Marje
I'm a bit embarrassed to ask you this so please keep it to yourself. Sometimes my thingy, you know, it gets hard and feels funny and when I accidently rub it on the pillow it sort of burns and white creamy stuff shoots out. Is this normal? Yours Claude of well I'd rather not say.

 

[Paligirl]

Hi! I'm Marje, your Literotica Agony Aunt. You can post here whatever you like of a sexual nature and the Literotica collective hive mind will give you the full benefit of their wisdom.
So don't hold back! Ask away!

Will you please fix the typo in the title of the thread?

 

[sixfoot4]

Will you please fix the typo in the title of the thread?

Fingers and thumbs today. Sorted now. What can Marje help you with?

 

[Paligirl]

Fingers and thumbs today. Sorted now. What can Marje help you with?

Lol. I hate one of our family cats. It’s gross. What can I do?

 

[sixfoot4]

Dear Paligirl
Well you're obviously not aware that this is Literotica's National Love a Pussy week. Literotica advocate that in this week all pussy is loved, caressed, stroked, teased and stimulated. Now whilst their interpretation of Pussy may differ from yours, let's take the spirit of that to your concern. I suggest you have a long relaxing bath, slip into something sexy, a glass of wine, some nice porn that you like on the TV and stroke the 'cat' slowly and tenderly. I think in this way you will cum to love your pussy..cat.

 

[sixfoot4]

Hi Marje
Oh please help me. My boyfriend, well he's such a hunk, he keeps asking me to give him a blow job. I went and got the hair drier but he just got angry. What should I do? Yours Dottie of London, that's London England.

Dear Dottie
Shove it up his ass!

 

[Paligirl]

Dear Paligirl
Well you're obviously not aware that this is Literotica's National Love a Pussy week. Now whilst their interpretation of Pussy may differ from yours, let's take the spirit of that to your concern. I suggest you have a long relaxing bath, slip into something sexy, a glass of wine, some nice porn that you like on the TV and stroke the 'cat' slowly and tenderly. I think in this way you will cum to love your pussy..cat.

Nicely done. Cheers!

 

[sixfoot4]

Thanks.. from an Imperialist Englishman!

 

[Paligirl]

Thanks.. from an Imperialist Englishman!

I thought so! And whilst I considered your response I made room for that, lol!

 

[sixfoot4]

You'll be pleased to hear I have attended my quota of courses on woke, diversity, deny our history and What Use are good manners today?

 

[Paligirl]

You'll be pleased to hear I have attended my quota of courses on woke, diversity, deny our history and What Use are good manners today?

I’m falling in love now…be careful! I’m from Malibu so I’m clearly a nut job…LOL

 

[sixfoot4]

Dear Marje
Oh please help me. I'm a virgin, sexually naive, but I have such erotic dreams. I've been chatting with this lovely lady and she's..well you know, flirting. My thingy's gone hard. What should I do? Yours Imperialist Englishman

 

[Paligirl]

Dear Marje
Oh please help me. I'm a virgin, sexually naive, but I have such erotic dreams. I've been chatting with this lovely lady and she's..well you know, flirting. My thingy's gone hard. What should I do? Yours Imperialist Englishman

Nicely done. Cheers!

 

[sixfoot4]

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Pussy meets pussy

 

[hotcpu]

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Great play ... On words and felines