Ask Doctor Liz!

[barefootgirl69]

OMG OMG, OMG,
Dr Dr give me the news
I got a bad case
of pervy views.

Dr Liz and Dr BFG I get a PhD (pretty hard dick) every time I visit lit, It is not as hard to get as some would seem to suggest apparently.
What's the prognosis is it bad Doc.

Personally, I've always considered a PHD to be a wonderful thing. However, if this has interrupted your life, it needs to be taken care of immediately! I'm sure she will be sending you to see massage therapist, who will rub it out, and teach you the art of self massage.

 

[Gwanji16]

Boyshorts

Dear Dr. Liz,

Why do they call boyshorts boyshorts? I was a bad boy and my friend is making me wear boyshorts for punishment, but I can't seem to find the fly.

Thanks,

Pantied in Paris

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dr Liz when going in for a colonoscopy I kind of like it! Does that make me gay?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr.Liz,

No matter how much alcohol I drink I can't seem to get drunk, I even space them out for weeks.... Nothing works.

I can't tell if this is a super power or a super problem....

If you space out for weeks it's a problem. If you try to leap from tall buildings it's a problem. But if you can wake up fine every morning and go to work, if you can pop a chubby every time a pretty girl walks by, then you're fine. Cheers!

Dr. Liz,

There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smokes on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.

When I was a child I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons. Now I've got that feeling once again, I can't explain you would not understand; this is not how I am!
I have become comfortably numb.

I'm starting to get a fainting glimpse of your problem. I'll see you on the dark side of the moon and we can take it from there.

^^ Have a Cigar.

you are gonna go far......

OMG OMG, OMG,
Dr Dr give me the news
I got a bad case
of pervy views.

Dr Liz and Dr BFG I get a PhD (pretty hard dick) every time I visit lit, It is not as hard to get as some would seem to suggest apparently.
What's the prognosis is it bad Doc.

You are perfectly normal. (but please don't send any dick pics to prove it - I get enough of those already believe me!)

Whether being normal is problem for you or not depends on your ego and aspirations.

Doc will have to go 'hands on' and examine in close detail. Maybe even do a taste test. She may need a second opinion from her receptionist.

I do need a second opinion! (clicking the intercom switch) "Cassandra darling? Could you come in here a sec? I'd like your opinion on this patient ... and this new belt I found on Zulily."

You might even need to be sent to the Lab Assistant. You DON'T want to go to the Lab Assistant.

Do you?

Personally, I like to get to that particular lab right before she locks up for the night.

Dear Dr. Liz,

Why do they call boyshorts boyshorts? I was a bad boy and my friend is making me wear boyshorts for punishment, but I can't seem to find the fly.

Thanks,

Pantied in Paris

They call them that because "boyshorts" are the girl version of tightie-whities. Now, tell Doctor Liz what bad thing you did to deserve such a delicious punishment from your "friend" ....

Dr Liz when going in for a colonoscopy I kind of like it! Does that make me gay?

Clinically no. But technically yes.

 

[LWulf]

I see some have gleaned my modus operandi

Dr. Liz (and associates),

Doctor, Doctor help me please, I know you'll understand. There's a time device inside of me, I'm a self-destructin' man! There's a red, under my bed, and there's a little green man in my head!!

 

[Gwanji16]

Crime and punishment

Dear Dr Liz,

Hmmm. I have never worn tightie whites. A boxer man through and through.

She made me wear boyshorts because I threw my red boxers in the wash and turned her white boyshorts into pink. It was not my first laundry incident. The boyshorts are pretty comfortable, so it may not be my last . Am I a naughty boy?

Hugs, g

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz (and associates),

Doctor, Doctor help me please, I know you'll understand. There's a time device inside of me, I'm a self-destructin' man! There's a red, under my bed, and there's a little green man in my head!!

It was pretty obv and a sure sign of chronic avoidance - but I don't know this song.

Dear Dr Liz,

Hmmm. I have never worn tightie whites. A boxer man through and through.

She made me wear boyshorts because I threw my red boxers in the wash and turned her white boyshorts into pink. It was not my first laundry incident. The boyshorts are pretty comfortable, so it may not be my last . Am I a naughty boy?

Hugs, g

No, you're an idiot. Who throws red into a load of whites?

But that's all you did? I thought since you were French she caught you with her sister or her niece ... or maybe even her mother.

You need raise the bar if you want to get called naughty around here.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Doctor Liz,
I would like to apologize for my behavior the other day. I was rude, thoughtless and made an ass out of myself. I would like to apologize to you and all the other female Lit members.

Is there anyway you can accept my apology?

 

[LWulf]

It was pretty obv and a sure sign of chronic avoidance - but I don't know this song.

:coughs - chokes: Whaaa?!? :hangs head: Youth is so wasted on the youth. See more for lyrics

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Dr. Liz,

The first week of school has been wonderful, and I've met a new man. He told me to take a test, and the results show I am a sub.

Today I received a message that wants to have me 'for dinner' tonight.
What condiments should I bring?

Love, BFG

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Dear Dr. Liz,

The first week of school has been c wonderful, and I've met a new man. He told me to take a test, and the results show I am a sub.

Today I received a message that wants to have me 'for dinner' tonight.
What condiments should I bring?

Love, BFG

It appears the Dr is out and may not be back before dinner. So, at the risk of being presumptuous I'll offer some guidance from experience. Definitely take some rope with you and certainly a vibe. Not heavy rope- he will have that and you can avoid the burns that heavy ropes cause.
The vibe should be your favorite- otherwise you may be disappointed. Knee pads are always good to keep in reserve and remember to say "Please Sir" and "Thank you, Sir"

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Every breath I take and every move I make, every single day and every word I say.

People always say 'You're no good, you're no good, you're no good, Baby, you're no good '

Then they say it again.

I can't get no satisfaction.

I keep finding out that two can be as bad as one and that it's the loneliest number since the number one.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Dear Doctor Liz,

I keep hearing these questions in my head...What's going on? Do you really want to hurt me? Do you believe in magic? Why don't you stay? How do I live without you? War...what is it good for?

What does it all mean???

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Every breath I take and every move I make, every single day and every word I say.

People always say 'You're no good, you're no good, you're no good, Baby, you're no good '

Then they say it again.

I can't get no satisfaction.

I keep finding out that two can be as bad as one and that it's the loneliest number since the number one.

Just you be my Backstreet Girl...

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Strolling down Penny Lane or through strawberry fields with a Summer breeze, I find myself alone again, naturally.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Just you be my Backstreet Girl...

Black stocking haze all around, don't know if I'm comin' up or down. Am I happy or in misery? 'Scuse me while I kiss the thighs.

 

[Spins]

What is the best way to make a connection?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What is the best way to make a connection?

I've had a lot of success with Sprint unlimited...

 

[Spins]

I've had a lot of success with Sprint unlimited...

Oh, well, not quite what I was thinking...

 

[neakman]

Black stocking haze all around, don't know if I'm comin' up or down. Am I happy or in misery? 'Scuse me while I kiss the thighs.

hahaha, LOL....yes we need to revise Jimi's lyrics.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Dear Doctor Liz,

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

 

[Gwanji16]

Good advice

Dear Dr. Liz,

As it happens, although we live in Paris, I am American and she is English, hence my idiocy and her strong discipline.

But, as both her sister and her niece are hot, I will follow your advice and do them both. Should I see if she wants to watch? That would really be naughty.

Best,

G

 

[RustyIron]

I've had a lot of success with Sprint unlimited...

Love all these cool song lyrics popping up lol,
How bout you and I have a couple of single malts and listen to some of them , you may be able to fix this PhD of mine LOL

 

[islandjoe2]

Dear Doctor Liz-

Are there any particular foods that should definitely be kept out of the bedroom?

Thanks- J

PS- Love your show.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Love all these cool song lyrics popping up lol,
How bout you and I have a couple of single malts and listen to some of them , you may be able to fix this PhD of mine LOL

Unfortunately, I cannot date patients.
The good news is, your PhD isn't broken so you don't need to be fixed. I suggest you find an owner who will take you out and play with you often. Exercise is the key to good health.

Dear Doctor Liz-

Are there any particular foods that should definitely be kept out of the bedroom?

Thanks- J

PS- Love your show.

Dear Viewer,

Dr. Liz will be back after a commercial break. I might suggest no crackers or jalapeños to start, those are dangerous foods.