Ask Doctor Liz!

[JerseyJade]

Nova is Clistonova. Exhibit A.

I challenge your Exhibit A with Exhibit B:

Wait! No Clistonova?

 

[neakman]

I challenge your Exhibit A with Exhibit B:

Exhibit C: I didn't say you were the first!!

 

[JerseyJade]

Exhibit C: I didn't say you were the first!!

The only thing I'm guilty of is cut and paste.

 

[OrLaTime]

Nova is Clistonova.

Oh! Perhaps I do need a check up

 

[clistenovena]

I thought I was clistenovena?

Nova is Clistonova.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/oTPynAq1Am2cw/source.gif

Wait. This is Lit. Maybe I can do both.

 

[clistenovena]

The only thing I'm guilty of is cut and paste.

https://i.imgur.com/QTNFfiwm.png

 

[blade_rocknut]

For your eyes only, Blade.

I hate you.

Yet, I respect you.

Yet I'd have respected you more if you'd posted yours.

Maybe not, but I woulda liked it.

 

[JerseyJade]

https://i.imgur.com/QTNFfiwm.png

Sorry, Nova.. but Liz made me do it. I think she's still mad at you for taking her stack of vibrating dildos.

 

[clistenovena]

Sorry, Nova.. but Liz made me do it. I think she's still mad at you for taking her stack of vibrating dildos.

And I spent my Friday night sorting those little fuckers for her.

(not really ... more like ...yeah, those)

 

[JerseyJade]

And I spent my Friday night sorting those little fuckers for her.

(not really ... more like ...yeah, those)

I know, right? Some people!

 

[clistenovena]

I know, right? Some people!

Mmmhmm. And the way she was ordering me around... "Grab all the pink ones! Now the red ones! Now get the alien-looking ones!" I couldn't keep up. Mostly 'cause I kept staring at her gorgeous legs.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/oTPynAq1Am2cw/source.gif

Wait. This is Lit. Maybe I can do both.

SLUT!

Sorry, Nova.. but Liz made me do it. I think she's still mad at you for taking her stack of vibrating dildos.

Not true. I totally forgave Nova.

And I spent my Friday night sorting those little fuckers for her.

(not really ... more like ...yeah, those)

You told me you had fun last Friday!

I know, right? Some people!

Some people indeed, JJ. They'll use up all your batteries and tell you they had fun to your face,
but then they'll go behind your back and say things just to get other people to feel sorry for them.
At least she said something nice about my legs

And she did do an AMAZING job sorting our stack of vibrating dildos. I'm probably going to promote her to Executive Director of Vibrating Dildos next year, but don't tell her yet. My lawyer is still drafting her new employment agreement contract because, well, I'm a little behind on my payments and he's getting tired of my excuses. He says he wants some action but he knows I don't have any money so I don't know what he means by action.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2018/01/09/300/18916288.jpg

"Hey guys, and all you wonderfully naughty bi curious ladies out there!
Don't forget we're open until midnight all thru the holidays to help you with
all your problems and fetishes and pent-up, backed up, loads of stress!"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2013/07/05/300/3111687.gif

"Dammit. The waiting room is packed again.
Guess I won't be getting any shopping done tonight, either."

 

[blade_rocknut]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2013/07/05/300/3111687.gif

"Dammit. The waiting room is packed again.
Guess I won't be getting any shopping done tonight, either."

Damn, I love the way bewbflesh jiggles.

 

[MrPractical]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2013/07/05/300/3111687.gif

"Dammit. The waiting room is packed again.
Guess I won't be getting any shopping done tonight, either."

Ok...I am going to shake that off and focus on my issue.

Dr. Liz....I find myself totally obsessed with fucking married women. I don't really care if he sits in a chair and watches or if he doesn't know....I just get off on making another man's wife say may name..Is this a bad thing or should I embrace this ?

 

[LizVegas79]

Ok...I am going to shake that off and focus on my issue.

Dr. Liz....I find myself totally obsessed with fucking married women. I don't really care if he sits in a chair and watches or if he doesn't know....I just get off on making another man's wife say may name..Is this a bad thing or should I embrace this ?

Dear Wife Fucker,

Not a bad thing at all. Perfectly normal in fact.

Embrace it.

Embrace me.

Doctor "I'll Skype My Husband" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/08/03/300/21581168.jpg

"Sure, I can do bad English Latina fuck toy if that's your thing.
Is okay if you are pervert, meester. We do very much good on perverts
here at my clinic. Make you all happy times better I promise. You'll see!"

 

[QuietCanadian]

Oh, hi Latina fuck toy.

 

[MrPractical]

Dear Wife Fucker,

Not a bad thing at all. Perfectly normal in fact.

Embrace it.

Embrace me.

Doctor "I'll Skype My Husband" Liz [/QUO


So...If we Skype the husband while I defile his wife with my my mouth and cock its all right?...You are making this easy!

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Wife Fucker,

Not a bad thing at all. Perfectly normal in fact.

Embrace it.

Embrace me.

Doctor "I'll Skype My Husband" Liz [/QUO


So...If we Skype the husband while I defile his wife with my my mouth and cock its all right?...You are making this easy!

It is easy1 And technically it's not cheating if he's watching. Ask anyone!

 

[MrPractical]

It is easy1 And technically it's not cheating if he's watching. Ask anyone!

is he watching because he likes it or is he watching because he has no choice....and should i care..?

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh, hi Latina fuck toy.

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/08/18/300/21659382.gif

"Hi. We make talking now, yes? You tell me anything, and I do okay no problemo
unless weirdo. Is called taco therapy. You like try it with me now, yes?"

 

[QuietCanadian]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/08/18/300/21659382.gif

"Hi. We make talking now, yes? You tell me anything, and I do okay no problemo
unless weirdo. Is called taco therapy. You like try it with me now, yes?"

Si.

I'm multi-lingual like that... excellent tongue skills and stuff.

 

[LizVegas79]

is he watching because he likes it or is he watching because he has no choice....and should i care..?

He has no choice. But that's not your problem.