Ask Azwed anything come on I dare you

[Azwed]

Yes this is a blatant rip off but I don't care because I am bored so there.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Why aren't you studying for finals?

 

[Azwed]

Why aren't you studying for finals?

Cause ever since I switched from engineering to Poli Sci I don't have to study very much. I mean I started working on my last research paper just 3 days before it was due.

This all comes easy to me and I don't have to try that hard. I only have two finals. All my other classes had papers for finals and those are done.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh.

Um.

Okay.

That's all then.

 

[Problem Child]

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?

 

[Azwed]

On my current gf no never.

On my exgf well that all depends on what your definition of cheating is.

 

[alltherage]

Is your av a metaphor for your sexual ability?

 

[Azwed]

Is your av a metaphor for your sexual ability?

Hmhh interesting question. I have joked with people before about the phallic symbol air planes represent, but that is not the reason i picked it. I just like cool/rare planes and the Su-47 is one of the coolest/rarest around.

 

[alltherage]

Why would you invade poland? Didn't virginia loose one war already?

 

[Guest]

 

[Azwed]

Re: Re: Ask Azwed anything come on I dare you

How come you don't use puctuation?

I just did not then cause I was typing to fast and forgot. That happens sometimes when I am multitasking on several different windows at once.

 

[cymbidia]

1. Why is emotional hurt worse late at night than in the morning?

1. In like vein, i think, why is a kid always sicker in the morning and at night than in the middle of the day?

If i only get one question, i'll take an answer for #1, please.

 

[Azwed]

Why would you invade poland? Didn't virginia loose one war already?

Ahh you have to look at my quote below. You see I have a lot of German in me, got some Cherokee too but anyway, and my gf is close mostly Polish with some russian. Just by looking at her you can tell she is very very polish. She is a history major and we are both history buffs. One night in bed we were talking about how poor poland was always getting invaded by someone.

She then said. "hey you are German you are always invading us."

I said, "Yup I am german and I feel like invading Poland again.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Ask Azwed anything come on I dare you

 

[alltherage]

Azwed i think i like you.

Do i get more questions?

 

[Guest]

 

[Azwed]

1. Why is emotional hurt worse late at night than in the morning?

1. In like vein, i think, why is a kid always sicker in the morning and at night than in the middle of the day?

If i only get one question, i'll take an answer for #1, please.

Ahh good questions both.

I have also noticed that fights late at night tend to hurt more deeply then during the day. I have a couple of theories for this.

1. Late at night your body can many times be physicaly, emotionaly and mentaly exhausted. People don't handle things as well in this state, so something that you might just brush off during the day really hits home.

2. Anything that happens right before you go to bed has a greater chance of entering your dreams. Part of your greater hurt could come from a subconsious fear of the bad dreams the hurt will bring.

3. Many times late at night a person is relaxed and in a state of comfort. They are content and all feels right with the world. When something very negative and painful appears it can be very distrubing to have this contement shattered. No one likes to be blindsided and this is just another way for it to happen.


Sorry just doing one question at a time now and I have to run soon, since i am starving.

 

[alltherage]

Is a mans morning erection blatter related or hormone related? If it is blatter related should a woman be insulted? After all its often the best one he gets all day.

 

[PowerOfOne]

When I grow up will I be rich and famous? Is this the Ms. Cleo internet connection? Can I be "beholded" now? Is there a limit to the amount of questions I can ask?

 

[Azwed]

Is a mans morning erection blatter related or hormone related? If it is blatter related should a woman be insulted? After all its often the best one he gets all day.

Well I have always heard that it is mainly bladder related because the full bladder presses agianst the prostate. However, I have awoken several times with raging hardons and not had to piss at all. Some of these hardons I would atribute to a very steamy dream and some to my very steamy gf who was sleeping next to me.

 

[Azwed]

When I grow up will I be rich and famous? Is this the Ms. Cleo internet connection? Can I be "beholded" now? Is there a limit to the amount of questions I can ask?

Yes there is a limit to the amount of questions you can ask. It is one. You must now wait untill tomorrow to ask another question or at least wait for an answer till them because I am logging off for the night.

 

[alltherage]

Are you into saunas?

 

[PowerOfOne]

Yes there is a limit to the amount of questions you can ask. It is one. You must now wait untill tomorrow to ask another question or at least wait for an answer till them because I am logging off for the night.

Just as I thought. Ms. Cleo said when she turned the tarot cards over for me when I called, that they were all blank. I am not surprised.

 

[cymbidia]

Thanks, guys.

Better be careful about tossing such attractive invites around so carelessly, foxy. People might just take you up on them...



alltherage? It's "blaDDer". There's no such word as "blatter".
And who the fuck cares where it comes from.
Jump on that thing, i say!




BG? Darlin'?
You *know* Ms. Cleo is a fraud.
You *know* she's a man.
You *know* she's only ever been doing this gig for the bucks.
We gotta get you past this fixation. Somehow. Maybe... maybe... yes! Lit's got a 12-step program for Lit-addiction. We'll just slide you in there and give your poor overwroght mind something else to dwell on for awhile.

Mornings at 9pm, baby. Don't be late. Wear clean underwear, too, in case you have an accident on the way in.

 

[PowerOfOne]

BG? Darlin'?
You *know* Ms. Cleo is a fraud.
You *know* she's a man.
You *know* she's only ever been doing this gig for the bucks.
We gotta get you past this fixation. Somehow. Maybe... maybe... yes! Lit's got a 12-step program for Lit-addiction. We'll just slide you in there and give your poor overwroght mind something else to dwell on for awhile.

Mornings at 9pm, baby. Don't be late. Wear clean underwear, too, in case you have an accident on the way in.

Ms. Cleo is a fraud? Next thing you know you will try to tell me there is no Santa Claus! And for your information, I do not wear underwear...so there.