Ask Azul: Version 2

[Azuldrgon]

Here for a few moments if there be any inquisitions.

 

[MsTexas]

Here for a few moments if there be any inquisitions.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

They coat the inside of the bottle with some. Then they pour the glue in. As long as the lid is on to keep it, the glue won't solidify.

 

[MsTexas]

They coat the inside of the bottle with some. Then they pour the glue in. As long as the lid is on to keep it, the glue won't solidify.

Hmmm ok then ...

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hmmm ok then ...

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Fancy has more spices added.

 

[magicalhands]

How does one go about getting rid of writer's block?

 

[garbage can]

How does one go about getting rid of writer's block?

Hey Magic, looks like Mr Azul has stepped out, so I'll take that question.


I'd say, quit writing.... Hi Sweetie............

 

[magicalhands]

Hey Magic, looks like Mr Azul has stepped out, so I'll take that question.


I'd say, quit writing.... Hi Sweetie............

lol.. Thanks for the tip,Garby.... Hi back at you ....

 

[Azuldrgon]

How does one go about getting rid of writer's block?

Inspiration has to strike as well as timing.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I have posted myself on the mountaintop once more to answer quandaries.

 

[MsTexas]

For no other reason than to ...

 

[Azuldrgon]

For no other reason than to ...

Thanks hun.

 

[Azuldrgon]

A boring Saturday morning.......

 

[charmed1]

How have you been? LTNS

 

[Azuldrgon]

How have you been? LTNS

I've been sick the last few days, but I'm ok otherwise. Hope your sexy self has been doin well.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

OK, this is a REALLY important question to me at the moment, and I am hoping for an answer that explains things rather than making me more upset at the universe I live in:


Why is it we can have absolute trust in generic "brand" life-enhancing medication, but we can't place any trust in generic "brand" kitchen garbage bags? Wouldn't you think garbage bags would be easier to manufacture?

 

[Azuldrgon]

OK, this is a REALLY important question to me at the moment, and I am hoping for an answer that explains things rather than making me more upset at the universe I live in:


Why is it we can have absolute trust in generic "brand" life-enhancing medication, but we can't place any trust in generic "brand" kitchen garbage bags? Wouldn't you think garbage bags would be easier to manufacture?

The "generic" brand medication is usually made by either the same company as the name brand or a competitor who has close to the exact recipe. However, generic household items are made by the lowest bidder. That means it's a crap shoot whether it will or will not be effective.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

OK, another question -- sorry I haven't had more frequent needs for answers, but, well, I didn't.

OK.

Suppose someone, let's say someone from the northeastern portion of the United States, slices a finger (or maybe a thumb) with a knife while preparing vegetables for a stir fry for dinner.

Then imagine, next morning about 16 hours later, when he (or, in theory, possibly she) is taking a shower, the cut starts to bleed, having not bled before.

Does that mean he (or, again, in theory, possibly she) is part zombie? And if so, what part? If not, then is there a good explanation for this?


It's just a theoretical question. Don't pay attention to the EMT now on site.

 

[Azuldrgon]

OK, another question -- sorry I haven't had more frequent needs for answers, but, well, I didn't.

OK.

Suppose someone, let's say someone from the northeastern portion of the United States, slices a finger (or maybe a thumb) with a knife while preparing vegetables for a stir fry for dinner.

Then imagine, next morning about 16 hours later, when he (or, in theory, possibly she) is taking a shower, the cut starts to bleed, having not bled before.

Does that mean he (or, again, in theory, possibly she) is part zombie? And if so, what part? If not, then is there a good explanation for this?


It's just a theoretical question. Don't pay attention to the EMT now on site.

No zombies I am afraid.
This just simply shows that the cut got opened wider while in the shower. Remember how when you use to do dishes that your fingers get wrinkled? Same idea. Your skin actually shrinks and expands due to different stimuli, but not as much to the point you notice.
I think the first cut was just a nick, then it opened deeper sometime when the shower was done.

 

[MsTexas]

*rawr*

 

[Azuldrgon]

*rawr*

Helloooo

 

[Azuldrgon]

any???

 

[NorthernPA4U]

OK, I need to have you read this article, and then answer some simple questions for me:

(1) Do you think I need naked therapy?
(2) Do you think anyone on Lit would be qualified to give insight into the thoughts, feelings and choices I have under the influence of my arousal brain?
(3) How unique an approach to the arousal brain is naked therapy? Have you ever heard of other similar approaches?
(4) Is it possible that every man on Lit that could benefit from naked therapy?

and finally,

(5) Besides gambling, isn't this what Nevada is for?

Laura Donovan - The Daily Caller – Tue Jun 7, 10:51 pm ET

When New York Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday to posting a picture of his erect penis on Twitter, he said he wouldn’t rule out seeking professional help to sort through his personal issues.

Considering his alleged tendency to take dirty photos of himself and send obscene messages to strangers, perhaps he’ll take naked therapist Sarah White up on her offer to counsel him in the nude. According to White’s website, she’s willing to give the congressman “one free Naked Therapy session to help him begin addressing his problems. As Ms. White told Mr. Weiner, the methods of Naked Therapy are particularly suited to help him overcome what she calls ‘the uncontrollable acts of arousal frenzy.’”

White, a 24-year-old psychology fiend, conducts therapy sessions sans attire in Weiner’s home state. Though the first time around gets off to a slow start, White gradually removes articles of clothing throughout her client’s visit.

“For men especially, who are less likely than women to go to therapy, it is more interesting, more enticing, more exciting,” White told the New York Daily News earlier this year. “It’s a more inspiring approach to therapy.”

White attests that Weiner, who allegedly sent explicit messages to several young females while married to Huma Abedin, will respond well to her methods.

“What will help Anthony Weiner, Ms. White asserts, is to enter Naked Therapy and begin addressing and exploring his arousal brain in a safe context that will help him gain control over the choices it is compelling him to make against his better judgment,” the website reads. “Had Mr. Weiner engaged his mind ‘in a state of arousal’ in the non-judgmental context of Naked Therapy, ‘he would have been far less likely to let it overtake him and lead him down the road of self-destruction.’”

So what would White and Weiner do if he were to stop by for a sit-down?

“[T]he two would conduct therapy together that would involve many of the same techniques as traditional therapy, but the sessions would also involve Ms. White helping Mr. Weiner discuss his experiences while in a state of arousal so that he can begin to gain insight into the thoughts, feelings and choices he has under the influence of his arousal brain,” reads the webpage.

With that, White is convinced that Weiner committed potential infidelity because he couldn’t manage his arousal brain. She might have a solution to his eyebrow-raising tendencies, and perhaps she can guide him on his quest for self-control.

“Mr. Weiner was the youngest member ever of the NY City Council,” White said. “He was a successful and respected US Representative. He is married to an aide of Hillary Clinton. Politics, Washington, public service are his life. So how could he go and do something so stupid and self-destructive? The answer is simple: he acted under the uncontrollable influences of his arousal brain, which, because he had never engaged or discussed it in a safe setting, overtook him and ruined his life. Naked Therapy and its unique approach to the arousal brain can help him and many other men learn to act responsibly when aroused.”

Weiner did not respond to White’s offering.

 

[Azuldrgon]

OK, I need to have you read this article, and then answer some simple questions for me:

(1) Do you think I need naked therapy?
(2) Do you think anyone on Lit would be qualified to give insight into the thoughts, feelings and choices I have under the influence of my arousal brain?
(3) How unique an approach to the arousal brain is naked therapy? Have you ever heard of other similar approaches?
(4) Is it possible that every man on Lit that could benefit from naked therapy?

and finally,

(5) Besides gambling, isn't this what Nevada is for?

1.) No.
2.) I think most on Lit would either a.) encourage the behavior or b.) try to mood killer response.
3.) I have never heard of this. Getting to a guy's cock brain by arousing it? It definitely qualifies as unique unless the Doctor is not hot in which case it is flawed.
4.) Depends on if she's hot enough, but I think therapy would go out the window.
5. I think you hit the nail on the head about this one.

 

[MsTexas]

Why is there always an itch you can't scratch?