Ask A Sexy Brit A Question!

[elli1point1]

*cue elli, stage right*

huh what?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

huh what?

Language! We're talking language.

And you didn't answer me about Tom Hardy. So... dinner party, your place? You, me, the two Toms. Whaddya say?

 

[Ask For More]

I have a crush on Tom Hardy. You live in the UK, you must know him! Can you introduce me?

He's from the same area as me actually.

 

[numeniusa]

When was the last time you used the word 'clunge'?

Seemed appropriate...

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=92014101&postcount=229

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Seemed appropriate...

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=92014101&postcount=229

Hahaha!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

QUESTION!!

Why are UK wang measurements given in inches?

 

[DDBustyBrit]

QUESTION!!

Why are UK wang measurements given in inches?

ANSWER

Because the metric equivalent could be scary either way!

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

QUESTION!!

Why are UK wang measurements given in inches?

How could we compare with our ancestors if we changed to metric?

 

[Polranny]

QUESTION!!

Why are UK wang measurements given in inches?

Equine measurements: . One hand = 4 inches. I have 2 hands!

 

[numeniusa]

How could we compare with our ancestors if we changed to metric?

Interesting point, though. We know modern humans are way taller than our ancestors. Are we *coughs* bigger all over?

Equine measurements: . One hand = 4 inches. I have 2 hands!

*gulps*

I cycle regularly past a field which has three horses in it. (Well, I used to before... you know... The Event - Remain Indoors). Two are them are male, definitely. They do like to air their parts while they are grazing. They are ENORMOUS.

 

[Ask For More]

QUESTION!!

Why are UK wang measurements given in inches?

Does anyone else measure them in metric?

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Does anyone else measure them in metric?

One must assume that the French do.

 

[Anael]

QUESTION!!

Why are UK wang measurements given in inches?

Probably because if you asked a sample of people what 6 inches was none of them would be the same

 

[janeyl]

Probably because if you asked a sample of people what 6 inches was none of them would be the same

well no fucker knows what 2 metres looks like...

 

[londoner2]

well no fucker knows what 2 metres looks like...

a very good point!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have a question!

Which one of you sexy Brits is going to be eating birthday cake today?

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

I have a question!

Which one of you sexy Brits is going to be eating birthday cake today?

Will need an enthusiastic blow job to put out all those candies!

 

[AlpineFresco]

Will need an enthusiastic blow job to put out all those candies!

Fire eating, huh?

 

[CurvyAngel_2]

Question: which of you sexy Brits live close enough to York to have tea with me at Betty's when quarantine is over and travels resume?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Will need an enthusiastic blow job to put out all those candies!

Ha! I'd very much like to see you try to blow out your candles while having your rampant pole hoovered.

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Ha! I'd very much like to see you try to blow out your candles while having your rampant pole hoovered.

Good point. Well made.

 

[Booknerd96]

Question: which of you sexy Brits live close enough to York to have tea with me at Betty's when quarantine is over and travels resume?

Doncaster close enough?