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[TheMarksman]

As smart as you are sexy.

 

[Unquoted]

As plentiful as there are stars in the sky.

 

[TheMarksman]

My pointless favourite:

As broad as it is wide

 

[Emma_O]

The setup: Young, first time stripper wannabe, at a job interview...

"…as he had ascertained my reluctance, and to assuage my fears, he assured me his aspirations for the evening were without assumption, and he astutely asked permission to assess every aspect of my assorted feminine assets."

LOL, I'm so easily entertained.

 

[EctoJohn]

As soon as I started the video, everyone picked JUST THEN to get noisy!