As Many Tropes as Possible

[ScrappyPaperDoodler]

Alternative Title: A Tribute to Literotica and Smut in General

So, hear me out... We've got a guy (star athlete with a 150 IQ) who's hung like a horse and inherits a billion dollars from a father he never knew he had. He falls in love with his sister and his sister's friend(s) after somehow winning them in a game of poker (needs work but it's on my vision board). Obviously, they've all got DDs x10 and suck cock like over-powered vacuum cleaners despite being virgins. But, here's the twist: the sister is an alien-vampire and all the friends are cyborgs (see 'fem-bots').

Second twist: his high school bully ends up banging the hero's mom but that's okay because the bully's mom is the hero's secretary/former babysitter and we all know revenge is a dish best served anally while wearing black stockings and through the use of a time-machine (perhaps acquired from the alien sister?).

Anything obvious that I'm missing?

P.S. I am being 100% serious, I think a story like this could be a great tribute to traditions in erotica.

 

[AlinaX]

Probably needs a dusting of magic too.

 

[ScrappyPaperDoodler]

Probably needs a dusting of magic too.

Yes! Literal magic dust might even called for…

 

[AlinaX]

So, who's writing this?

 

[ScrappyPaperDoodler]

So, who's writing this?

I'd love to give it a real shot, but at the pace I've been working lately it'll take me years to finish the first paragraph (which might not be bad since Lit turns 25 in a couple of years). It also feels like something that could work really well as a collab between authors.

As ludicrous as it sounds, it could be a fun little love letter to the community.

 

[AlinaX]

Sounds like fun.

 

[Hypoxia]

Where are the hound dog, the pickup truck, and the bottle under the seat?

 

[sirhugs]

and the tentacle monster.

 

[ScrappyPaperDoodler]

and the tentacle monster.

What if there's a tentacle monster/werewolf hybrid? Need to cut down on the word count before this becomes the War and Peace of (literal) tongue-in-cheek smut.

 

[AlinaX]

Well, I've just written half a story based on:
We've got a guy [...] who's hung like a horse and inherits a billion dollars from a father he never knew he had. He falls in love with his sister [...] the sister is an alien-vampire [...] (see 'fem-bots') [...] his high school bully ends up banging the hero's mom [...] and we all know revenge is a dish best served anally while wearing black stockings [...]

 

[Zeb_Carter]

And don't forget they all die in the end as he blasts his ass into space just because he can.

 

[sirhugs]

What if there's a tentacle monster/werewolf hybrid? Need to cut down on the word count before this becomes the War and Peace of (literal) tongue-in-cheek smut.

Is the hybrid named Alexi? I swear every second male character in War and Peace was named Alexi.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

The guy can fire shotglass worth of nut during his several orgasms, thick ropes of it, coating their faces and bodies, over filling their pussys. And they take his meaty Monster Energy drink can 12" dick in their asses like a pro, just ram it in there.

 

[AlinaX]

(A shotglass measure of cum is bizarrely mild in comparison to so many unrealistic stories on here about futanari.)

 

[LupusDei]

(A shotglass measure of cum is bizarrely mild in comparison to so many unrealistic stories on here about futanari.)

The ninth within two hours?

(I stand by the claim that up to six is physically possible, even for a guy over forty.)

 

[AlinaX]

Something something eighteen holes

 

[Hypoxia]

Sounds like fun.

Sounds like a fuster-cluck or the like. Overloading tropes can be fun for the author, and since we only submit here for our own amusement, have at it. So what if readers will only be confused by the complexity? Readers are rather disposable, right?

 

[AlinaX]

I pity you.

 

[sassysasha89]

Alternative Title: A Tribute to Literotica and Smut in General

So, hear me out... We've got a guy (star athlete with a 150 IQ) who's hung like a horse and inherits a billion dollars from a father he never knew he had. He falls in love with his sister and his sister's friend(s) after somehow winning them in a game of poker (needs work but it's on my vision board). Obviously, they've all got DDs x10 and suck cock like over-powered vacuum cleaners despite being virgins. But, here's the twist: the sister is an alien-vampire and all the friends are cyborgs (see 'fem-bots').

Second twist: his high school bully ends up banging the hero's mom but that's okay because the bully's mom is the hero's secretary/former babysitter and we all know revenge is a dish best served anally while wearing black stockings and through the use of a time-machine (perhaps acquired from the alien sister?).

Anything obvious that I'm missing?

P.S. I am being 100% serious, I think a story like this could be a great tribute to traditions in erotica.

He inherits his father's harem including MILF friends of his mother and adds his gorgeous stepmother and best friend's stunning girlfriend to it.

 

[AlinaX]

Scrappy & I have written a six-chapter story around these ideas. Ch. 01 out tomorrow...

 

[Bramblethorn]

Alternative Title: A Tribute to Literotica and Smut in General

So, hear me out... We've got a guy (star athlete with a 150 IQ) who's hung like a horse and inherits a billion dollars from a father he never knew he had. He falls in love with his sister and his sister's friend(s) after somehow winning them in a game of poker (needs work but it's on my vision board). Obviously, they've all got DDs x10 and suck cock like over-powered vacuum cleaners despite being virgins. But, here's the twist: the sister is an alien-vampire and all the friends are cyborgs (see 'fem-bots').

Second twist: his high school bully ends up banging the hero's mom but that's okay because the bully's mom is the hero's secretary/former babysitter and we all know revenge is a dish best served anally while wearing black stockings and through the use of a time-machine (perhaps acquired from the alien sister?).

Anything obvious that I'm missing?

P.S. I am being 100% serious, I think a story like this could be a great tribute to traditions in erotica.

I'll never get around to writing it, but I had ideas for a story where somebody gets transported to Literotica-land and ends up running into tropes. There was a school where all the pupils were eighteen, and had their eighteenth birthdays every single day.

"Are they all twelfth graders? The entire school?"

"Of course not, that would be silly! There are two students in eleventh grade and one in tenth, because they got held back a year or two."

 

[lovecraft68]

This is the formula that worked for James in 50 shades, every cliché under the sun cobbled together

 

[AlinaX]

Scrappy & I have written a six-chapter story around these ideas. Ch. 01 out tomorrow...

I don't know who I pissed off, but this series is attracting 1-star voters like nothing else.

 

[sirhugs]

I don't know who I pissed off, but this series is attracting 1-star voters like nothing else.

not enough Loving Wives is my guess.

 

[AlinaX]

I think they got their hopes up for a long series of well-endowed-son-fucks-mother-for-N-chapters...