As I've done all my shopping for the big occasion...

[p_p_man]

I'm going down to the pub...

See ya'll later...

hic...thud...

ppman

 

[Shadowann2]

I'm done with my shopping. Can I go to?

 

[p_p_man]

OK I'm back...

Had a few arguments with my fellow Brits on whether George is completely mad or not...

And do you know what? There are more people over here who support George's attitude towards Saddam than I ever thought possible...

Anyway when one guy threatened to punch my teeth down my throat I thought it better to leave (well he was bigger than me) so...

I went to this other bar where I met this strange guy who reckoned he was the re-incarnation of Christ...After half an hour trying to pursuade him that he couldn't be, he tried to punch my teeth down my throat as well...

THEN Glory, Glory Hallelujah I met this girl. and beautiful she was...and at least twenty years younger than I am, and I thought "Hey...hey my luck's in", which it was until...

I asked how much she charged. Then when she threatened to punch my teeth down my throat I decided to call it a day...

So I bought myself some fish and chips, came home, but not until the bus driver threatened to punch my teeth down my throat...and honest all I said was he was driving too fast...

...where I've eaten the food, drank my last nightcap and am ready for bed...

All in all a pleasant day...

Merry Christmas to y'all...hic...thud...



ppman

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You know, mouth guards are really very inexpensive.

A gift to yourself perhaps?

Sounds like you could use one.

 

[p_p_man]

You know, mouth guards are really very inexpensive.

A gift to yourself perhaps?

Sounds like you could use one.

Don't forget I said they threatened...

I know which side my bread is buttered...



ppman

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Don't forget I said they threatened...

I know which side my bread is buttered...



ppman

True, you did. And you do know on which side your bread is buttered.

But do the people making the threats know this?

 

[p_p_man]

True, you did. And you do know on which side your bread is buttered.

But do the people making the threats know this?

No. But I was in an assertive mood anyway...

What do you expect after 10 double Bacrdi Cokes...

Or as my good friend Fidel says...Cuba Libres...



ppman