As a matter of fact, I *AM* God's Gift to Women (married, btw)

[jsmiam]

That's right. I also go by "Mister Perfect", "All that", and "This" (gesturing toward myself). . (Kidding of course)

I'm a married M, about 50, and I would enjoy exchanging PMs or Emails with an equally spectacular female. Submit your applications here or via PM.

If you like corny jokes, please move to the head of the line. (Don't worry, those who don't won't be staying in line very long anyway). Other reasons to cut to the front of the line: Hot librarians and/or teachers; Anyone who still has their Catholic Schoolgirl costume (honors English, of course) from Halloween; Nurses; Writers; Readers; Poets, with and without turtleneck sweaters; Doctors; Lawyers; Ballerinas; Principals; Biker Babes; Good girls; Cowgirls, forward or reverse; Princess Leias; Dommes; Subs; Smurfettes. The above list applies to you whether you belong to one of those groups either for real, or costumed.

Submit your applications in triplicate. (Oops, I should add twins and triplets to the list above).

 

[jsmiam]

That's right. I also go by "Mister Perfect", "All that", and "This" (gesturing toward myself). . (Kidding of course)

I'm a married M, about 50, and I would enjoy exchanging PMs or Emails with an equally spectacular female. Submit your applications here or via PM.

If you like corny jokes, please move to the head of the line. (Don't worry, those who don't won't be staying in line very long anyway). Other reasons to cut to the front of the line: Hot librarians and/or teachers; Anyone who still has their Catholic Schoolgirl costume (honors English, of course) from Halloween; Nurses; Writers; Readers; Poets, with and without turtleneck sweaters; Doctors; Lawyers; Ballerinas; Principals; Biker Babes; Good girls; Cowgirls, forward or reverse; Princess Leias; Dommes; Subs; Smurfettes. The above list applies to you whether you belong to one of those groups either for real, or costumed.

Submit your applications in triplicate. (Oops, I should add twins and triplets to the list above).

I might even write you a limerick.. Sonnet if you're extra good.. ;-) ...

 

[jsmiam]

Still here. If you chuckle, you'll adore me. If you don't, you won't respond anyway, no harm, no foul. It's karma!

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

you made me smile hope you find someone to have a giggle with

 

[jsmiam]

No giggles. Chuckles and snickers only! ;-)

 

[angelfish01]

you are so funny.,.....

 

[jsmiam]

Thank yuhhh, thank yuh vrry muuuch... (Elvis voice)

;-)

 

[jsmiam]

And, must be technologically backward and have a real life and job, where you mainly send PMs or emails, can't chat all the time on kik or similar, but mainly, won't get annoyed that I can't... ;-). A CompuServe email address would be ideal, but AOL, earthlink, or Lycos is good too. ;-)

Ok, I've reconsidered. You can be high tech, but the real life part still applies. Must have a good "you kids get off my lawn" voice.

 

[Kittenhugs]

I'm ur girl

That's me u just described.

 

[jsmiam]

That's me u just described.

I had you at CompuServe... ;-)

 

[angelfish01]

Darn, forgot to send in application in triplicate..................oh well.........swims away

 

[jsmiam]

Well, we do accept online applications too! Sure, it's not an online form, just by email or pm. You can mail a floppy disk or cd too (no DVDs, too modern)

;-)

 

[jsmiam]

I keep swearing to myself, write a normal ad, no cornball humor. Like, "seeking woman to do", but it's just not me. I must be corny. It's who I am... ;-)

 

[jsmiam]

"Seeking woman to do"

I keep swearing to myself, write a normal ad, no cornball humor. Like, "seeking woman to do", but it's just not me. I must be corny. It's who I am... ;-)

Ok, had to try it.

 

[jsmiam]

I know you're out there... Admiring me from afar. It's OK, you can send me a PM. ;-)