Artificial Vaginas

[riff]

Last summer I was out of town on business and horny as usual.

I bought an artificial vagina at an adult bookstore. It was a Hustler item made with Cyberskin or something like that. Just a cylindrical tube with round base that had a fairly good rendering of my favorite dish.

It came with a sample of lube. I followed the instructions and soaked it in a sink of hot water so it would get all nice and warm.

Jesus fucking christ! I still use my hands a lot, but I wholly endorse the product I bought and consider it one of the best $30 purchases I have ever made. Talk about VALUE! A great bang for your buck!

Have you ever thought of purchasing one? Afraid to try? What would your wife or girlfriend think? Where would you hide it if you had to (loaded question- I CAN't remember where I threw mine once when I had some company over and yesterday I was looking for it and STILL don't know where it is (oh shit!))

 

[alexandraaah]

I fully support the use of implements.

I always thought that a proper sized hole in a canteloupe would work well. Not for me, of course.

 

[Tyrael]

Hey, this reminds me of an ad in the back of a porn mag for something called Pocket Pussy. A handheld plastic pussy lookalike that you can whip out whenever you want sex regardless of where you are!

The telephone, the computer, the wheel....all pale to the Pocket Pussy.

 

[Wiggles]

I think they look pretty nifty. I offered to buy bf one (didn't want him to be jealous of my toys) but he declined.

Whatever it takes is my answer.

 

[roxie]

I often wondered about those. Now I know what to get my guy friends (and my brother who will never get laid again because he's too shy) for birthday presents

 

[estevie]

I can't vote cause you forgot "I am a chick and I die laughing at the thought of a guy using one"

But this does remind me, I was in the Hustler store not that long ago and I felt that 'skin' for the first time. It was actually funny as hell cause I was sticking my finger in and out of all these sample 'holes' Anyway, it really does feel like skin, its weird! Nice, but weird.


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[riff]

I can't vote cause you forgot "I am a chick and I die laughing at the thought of a guy using one"

But this does remind me, I was in the Hustler store not that long ago and I felt that 'skin' for the first time. It was actually funny as hell cause I was sticking my finger in and out of all these sample 'holes' Anyway, it really does feel like skin, its weird! Nice, but weird.


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THAT'S exactly what got me. The sample. Jesus christ, I thought, I gotta stick my dick in that!

LOL

 

[Andreina]

whatever makes you happy. i got my BOB, why shouldnt he have his pocket pussy.

Halo

 

[estevie]

THAT'S exactly what got me. The sample. Jesus christ, I thought, I gotta stick my dick in that!

LOL

LOL, yes I can see how you would It is a neat feeling.

Its just the picture in my head when I think of a man using it, I'm sorry, it just fucking cracks me up. Its not really a turn off, more like a whatever floats your boat.

 

[riff]

LOL, yes I can see how you would It is a neat feeling.

Its just the picture in my head when I think of a man using it, I'm sorry, it just fucking cracks me up. Its not really a turn off, more like a whatever floats your boat.

No offense taken. I imagine I DO look pretty ridiculous fucking that thing! ROFLMAO

 

[estevie]

No offense taken. I imagine I DO look pretty ridiculous fucking that thing! ROFLMAO

OMG, LMAO

 

[Tyrael]

And it's so easy to clean up as well. Just toss that thing into the dishwasher and those dried on cum stains disappear like magic.

 

[LRC]

And it's so easy to clean up as well. Just toss that thing into the dishwasher and those dried on cum stains disappear like magic.

LMAO
Martha Stewart would approve.

I voted whatever floats your boat.

 

[riff]

Why aren't men responding to this?

Come on, guys! Show some fucking balls!

 

[alexandraaah]

Why aren't men responding to this?

Come on, guys! Show some fucking balls!

They're busy with their cyberskin baginas.

(yes, that's a "b," it's my second favorite word)

 

[LRC]

Come on, guys! Show some fucking balls!

Oh my, yes! An even better incentive to check this thread regularly.

 

[Tyrael]

Why aren't men responding to this?

Come on, guys! Show some fucking balls!

/waves at Riff

Hello, fellow man here.

I'd make my responses longer but it's hard making long posts with one hand.

 

[riff]

/waves at Riff

Hello, fellow man here.

I'd make my responses longer but it's hard making long posts with one hand.

Then vote, fuckwit!

 

[Tyrael]

I thought I was voting....every time I shot into the pocket pussy.

I voted like 5 times already today.

And I did vote on the poll too.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I can't vote cause you forgot "I am a chick and I die laughing at the thought of a guy using one"

I have to agree with estevie on this ...

For some reason I can not picture a man actually buying one let alone using it. But you know every one has thier tastes and cheers to you riff ... enjoy.

I once saw RealSex , I don't recall what number it was but they showed how they make those Avaginas... they had some well known porn star & they make a mold out of her & then they show how it goes to the factory & gets done... the funny part was you see all these middle aged women slapping & packaging those Avaginas.. they were so nonchalant about the whole thing.

 

[Tyrael]

Real Sex....the one reason I'm glad I don't have HBO anymore.

/me shudders

 

[alexandraaah]

The thought of a man masturbating in any fashion makes me hot.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Real Sex....the one reason I'm glad I don't have HBO anymore.

/me shudders

I don't even have cable ....
God only knows where I was when I saw " the making of the vagina".

 

[Sorsha]

Whatever it takes! Thats my answer too!

 

[Tyrael]

I don't even have cable ....
God only knows where I was when I saw " the making of the vagina".

You didn't miss much. There was this one episode of "Real Sex" where they took a bunch of people to a "Learn to Masturbate" camp.