arserape

[dolf]

sometimes you just can't get an idea out of your mind...

 

[bronzeage]

sometimes you just can't get an idea out of your mind...

You mean it's always in the back of your mind?

 

[dolf]

You mean it's always in the back of your mind?

not always.

sometimes it's right at the front.

 

[lovetoread]

It just leads to arsecancer.

 

[dolf]

It just leads to arsecancer.

true. true.

but you've gotta die of something.

 

[Sean Renaud]

sometimes you just can't get an idea out of your mind...

You mean it's always in the back of your mind?

not always.

sometimes it's right at the front.

That's what happens when your so fucking hot it burns. I start out tickling the back of your mind but after a while I'll drill straight through to the front.

 

[butters]

ohhhhh, arserape... for some reason i read that as farscape. i know, i'm a lost cause.

 

[dolf]

That's what happens when your so fucking hot it burns. I start out tickling the back of your mind but after a while I'll drill straight through to the front.

it's true. it's you. the way you call me a mad, fat cow has my heart all aflutter. my pink, puckered pooper needs you. take me roughly from behind!

 

[Sean Renaud]

it's true. it's you. the way you call me a mad, fat cow has my heart all aflutter. my pink, puckered pooper needs you. take me roughly from behind!

Oh, that's right I did call you mad phat (Pretty Hot and Tempting) it's the street slang used by those young people with their hipping and their hopping and the bipping and the bopping. And you having horns just gives me something to hold onto while I stampede through your rectum.

 

[dolf]

Oh, that's right I did call you mad phat (Pretty Hot and Tempting) it's the street slang used by those young people with their hipping and their hopping and the bipping and the bopping. And you having horns just gives me something to hold onto while I stampede through your rectum.

that was so fucking poetic. why can't I meet a man like you?
who else could recognise the romantic side of non-consensual buggery?

 

[Sean Renaud]

I dunno. We tend to be perpetually single. Turns out lots of women don't appreciate surprise sex.

 

[parodyluvr75]

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[dolf]

I dunno. We tend to be perpetually single. Turns out lots of women don't appreciate surprise sex.

who in their right mind doesn't love surprises?

but I fear no other would do. you arse the only arserapist for me

 

[lovetoread]

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I told Thumper that this was my first thought when I read the title of this thread.

He said no.

He has no imagination when it comes to arserape.

 

[dolf]

I told Thumper that this was my first thought when I read the title of this thread.

He said no.

He has no imagination when it comes to arserape.

surprise him

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Sometimes I think about it happening to someone else's ass.

 

[Sean Renaud]

who in their right mind doesn't love surprises?

but I fear no other would do. you arse the only arserapist for me

You are best litster.

 

[dolf]

You are best litster.

well I am a god.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'm a god, you're a God Queen reigning supreme over all things until the stars grow cold and Jen makes intelligent posts.

 

[dolf]

and universes are created by the splatter of messy arserape of the gods?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I told Thumper that this was my first thought when I read the title of this thread.

He said no.

He has no imagination when it comes to arserape.

Mine too, does this mean we are a little twisted?

 

[bronzeage]

It's an irresponsible use of a good ass(arse). Arse(ass) is a renewable resource, but it must be managed carefully. A lot of ass(arse) has been ruined by rough and unskilled handling.

The rule is, "Always leave something to comeback to, if not yourself, think of the next guy."

This is a great truth. It's easier to do it right the first time than to rehabilitate a damaged arse(ass).

 

[cleaver]

arserape

there. saying it.

the verses don't work if not spoken through...
the word is a verse in itself.

there was a thread
spoken thread

and an arserape pitch on the deck
which is plus-better said than read...

hmmmm?

nonetheless...

is it still arserape if the 'victim' succumbs to a good tonguing first?

 

[Sean Renaud]

and universes are created by the splatter of messy arserape of the gods?

I can't be the only one one who thinks that the idea of a world worshipping the arse of dolf is a beautiful world.

 

[dolf]

This is a great truth. It's easier to do it right the first time than to rehabilitate a damaged arse(ass).

don't rehabilitate a damaged arse. just rape it again.

is it still arserape if the 'victim' succumbs to a good tonguing first?

only if you give her no choice about said tonguing.