Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!!

[Liontamr]

All Mike Alscott had to do was get 6 freeking points..

That's 60 yeards rushing.. Or maybe 30 yards ruching and 30 yards recieving.. Or maybe just a 5 yard run for a TD..

6 points is all I needed to beat Lavender's Yahoo football fantasy team.

How many points did Alscot get? Try 0.63

0.63?! WTF is that?!

As god (and you people on Lit) as my witness I will never have a Tampa Bay Bucs player on any of my fantasy teams.

*grumbles* Fuckin paper champions..

 

[Ezarc]

Could be worse, you could have my team.

 

[Silverlily]

new topic


Did you ever pay back your neighbors?

 

[Liontamr]

Could be worse, you could have my team.

True..

But damnit I wanted to be Lit's 2002/2003 football guru! I've already won the NFL.com Lit league.. I was this close to going on to the Yahoo Lit final..

*sob*

The more I think about this, the more I hate the Tampa Bay Bucs... The fat ass chokers they are.

 

[Liontamr]

new topic


Did you ever pay back your neighbors?

Not yet.. Then again I did come home half loaded from a Christmas part last Saturday and at 2 am blasted Andrew W.K. through my speakers... That may have been enough pay back.

 

[Silverlily]

Subjecting anyone to Andrew W. K. is more than payback.

 

[Liontamr]

Subjecting anyone to Andrew W. K. is more than payback.

Actually I kinda dig Andrew W.K. *shrugs*

Besides, it's not the same as what I really had in mind! It's just that entire getting a woman naked in my apartment that seems to be a stumbling block in my quest....

 

[roxanne69]

Don't fret Lion, before you know it it will be time for NHL playoffs and then you can be the Lit Hockey Guru

 

[amelia]

*sigh*

i'm sorry you lost, but i love coach gruden

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Does that microphone say, "pirate corn?" Did pirates eat special corn?

 

[roxanne69]

Does that microphone say, "pirate corn?" Did pirates eat special corn?

*giggle*

 

[Liontamr]

Don't fret Lion, before you know it it will be time for NHL playoffs and then you can be the Lit Hockey Guru

You mean I'm not Lit's hockey guru right now??

 

[roxanne69]

You mean I'm not Lit's hockey guru right now??

Um yes Lion, of course you are Feel better now?

 

[amelia]

Does that microphone say, "pirate corn?" Did pirates eat special corn?

dude they totally ate special corn..off of the bucaneers (get it..corn grows on ears..what? i'm tired!)

 

[Liontamr]

Um yes Lion, of course you are Feel better now?

Much!

 

[roxanne69]

Much!

Then my job here is done!

 

[Thrillhouse]

All Mike Alscott had to do was get 6 freeking points..

That's 60 yeards rushing.. Or maybe 30 yards ruching and 30 yards recieving.. Or maybe just a 5 yard run for a TD..

6 points is all I needed to beat Lavender's Yahoo football fantasy team.

How many points did Alscot get? Try 0.63

0.63?! WTF is that?!

As god (and you people on Lit) as my witness I will never have a Tampa Bay Bucs player on any of my fantasy teams.

*grumbles* Fuckin paper champions..

The problem is you had Mike Alscott. The guy you want to have is Mike ALSTOTT. He's a RB with Tampa Bay. I have no idea who this Alscot guy is. Maybe he plays for the Roughriders. Or the OTHER Roughriders.

 

[Liontamr]

Re: Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!!

The problem is you had Mike Alscott. The guy you want to have is Mike ALSTOTT. He's a RB with Tampa Bay. I have no idea who this Alscot guy is. Maybe he plays for the Roughriders. Or the OTHER Roughriders.

The problem is both Alstoot and Alscott suck hard equaly and either way I wouldn't have won.

And the other problem is there is no OTHER Roughriders...

 

[Thrillhouse]

Re: Re: Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!!

The problem is both Alstoot and Alscott suck hard equaly and either way I wouldn't have won.

And the other problem is there is no OTHER Roughriders...

Sure there are - they're condoms with little studs "for her pleasure."

(Wiping brow after thinking quickly to cover up my outdated small amount of knowledge about the CFL.)

 

[Liontamr]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!!

Sure there are - they're condoms with little studs "for her pleasure."

The true reason behind Saskatchewan's team name? I had a feeling that whole 'named after cowboys who rode horses' was BS.

 

[teddybear4play]

*grumbles* Fuckin paper champions..

The Bucs win with defense, man, even more so now that Gruden's there. Picking a Tampa Bay offensive guy is just suicide.

TB4p

 

[Liontamr]

Re: Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!!

The Bucs win with defense, man, even more so now that Gruden's there. Picking a Tampa Bay offensive guy is just suicide.

TB4p

Now you tell me! I kinda figured as much.. but I thought Alstott was at least good for 6 points a week!

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: Re: Arrrrrrrghhhhhh!!

Now you tell me! I kinda figured as much.. but I thought Alstott was at least good for 6 points a week!

Shit, on some days the entire team might not be good for six points a week!

TB4p