Arrrrrh, Mateys!

[OhMissScarlett]

Also not to be confused with the real name of David Bowie, right?

Right, I was thinking of writing that, but I thought it might be too obscure.

Oh, David Bowie!

Dammit, I can't get my Anne Bonny woodcut pic to work.

 

[Belegon]

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Also not to be confused with the real name of David Bowie, right?

I thought he was a Monkee????

 

[OhMissScarlett]

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I thought he was a Monkee????

He might be a dirty little monkey, but he wasn't an actual Monkee. Now, Mickey Dolenz, there's a Monkee.

 

[Guest]

Hmm...

Dad was born not far from Penzance...

Hmmm, that would mean you'd have to be 15. If you are, wtf you doing here girly???





(Edited to add, I picked that age cos I'm only 31, you cheeky mare. )

 

[carsonshepherd]

every time I see your little sailor man icon, he becomes a little more hypnotic.

Wanna play with my hula hoop?

 

[human_male]

Kiwi yachting hero Peter Blake was killed by pirates in 2001. How fuken unlucky do you have to be to be killed by pirates in this day and age?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Kiwi yachting hero Peter Blake was killed by pirates in 2001. How fuken unlucky do you have to be to be killed by pirates in this day and age?

In the age of cell phones and satellite tracking, etc., I would think piracy would be at an all time low. That is unlucky. I guess when Jimmy Buffett said there was nothing to plunder, he was quite wrong.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Kiwi yachting hero Peter Blake was killed by pirates in 2001. How fuken unlucky do you have to be to be killed by pirates in this day and age?

Here I thought that modern day "pirates" were teenagers who download music off the internet without paying for it. I had no idea there were real actual pirates. Where were these pirates located?

 

[sincerely_helene]

Here I thought that modern day "pirates" were teenagers who download music off the internet without paying for it. I had no idea there were real actual pirates. Where were these pirates located?

I think it would be cute in an insane kind of way if they were to shout "arrrrh, mateys!" while they were in the middle of the download.

Shiver me Windows!

P.S. I hear they exist in NY.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yikes, I had no idea this happened. Here's a link to the article in an NZ paper.Sir Peter Blake

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think it would be cute in an insane kind of way if they were to shout "arrrrh, mateys!" while they were in the middle of the download.

You mean you don't?

 

[sincerely_helene]

You mean you don't?

Well, maybe if it was a really good download...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think it would be cute in an insane kind of way if they were to shout "arrrrh, mateys!" while they were in the middle of the download.

Shiver me Windows!

P.S. I hear they exist in NY.

I always say that when I'm copying videotapes. Shhh, don't tell the FBI.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oh, you're very welcome. I'm all about the flogging, unless it's me who's being flogged.

So you're saying you're looking for someone who can take a good hour or so of flogging? How extremely promising.

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

So you're saying you're looking for someone who can take a good hour or so of flogging? How extremely promising.

Shanglan

If said person could take an hour or so of flogging, I'd be more than happy to dish it out.

 

[BlackShanglan]

If said person could take an hour or so of flogging, I'd be more than happy to dish it out.

Of course, that depends somewhat on the flogging device.

Happily, I have any number of them.

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Of course, that depends somewhat on the flogging device.

Happily, I have any number of them.

Shanglan

Well, I can give a right good thrashing with a bare hand or a wooden spoon. But, for special occasions I have an assortment of instruments in an antique box under the bed. The bf fears the box, as well he should.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Well, I can give a right good thrashing with a bare hand or a wooden spoon. But, for special occasions I have an assortment of instruments in an antique box under the bed. The bf fears the box, as well he should.

When administering any punishment a paddle is a must. A wooden spatula is my personal fave. Barehanded bothers my tendonitis.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

When administering any punishment a paddle is a must. A wooden spatula is my personal fave. Barehanded bothers my tendonitis.

Carson only punishes a person more if the person hurt his hand with their ass. So I've heard anyway.

 

[BlackShanglan]

But, for special occasions I have an assortment of instruments in an antique box under the bed. The bf fears the box, as well he should.

Ah, lovely. I firmly believe all persons should have such a box ... or closet, if you like.

Not much on paddles myself; I prefer heavy rope (so nicely thuddy) or ...

Let me stop there

Shanglan

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This puts me in the mood to watch 'Master And Commander' for the fourth time. Yes, I have the DVD so I can go straight to the flogging scene. The only thing better than Paul Bettany with a sword is....well, there's nothing better than that.

 

[BlackShanglan]

There's a FLOGGING SCENE??

Damnit. This is what comes of having vanilla friends. They all raved about that bloody movie, but not *one* of them mentioned flogging.

(Off at a gallop to the video store - )

Shanglan