Arrrr

[tickledkitty]

Sweatin' Val Dawkins here. (aaaaarrrrrggggghhh)

 

[john-the-author]

Cap'n Edward Scarface to ye scurvy dogs!!!

Another pot of seagull jack! And more jellyfish custard!!!

Arrrrrhh!

 

[oggbashan]

I've only written one Pirate Story embedded in: The Worst Chain Story Ever Ch.01.

But I've been a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance several times.

"Truce to navigation
Let's take another station..."

Og (drinking pirate sherry)

 

[redpaint]

Avast... what be goin' on here?

Ye wouldn't be thinkin' o' havin' a pirate day with out Dread Prate Red, would ye?

 

[oggbashan]

Oh better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly
Than live a sanctimonious part
With a pirate's head and a pirate's heart.

Away to the cheating world go you
Where pirates all are well-to-do
But I'll be true to the song I sing
And live and die a Pirate King

For I am a Pirate King
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.

For I am a Pirate King
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.

When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way
I sink a few more ships, it's true
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do

But many a King on a first-class throne
If he wants to call his crown his own
Must manage to get through
More dirty work than ever I do

For I am a Pirate King
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.

For I am a Pirate King
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.

Hurrah for the Pirate King!

 

[kimbalee]

Ahoy there, matey... Cap'n Julia Greasepalms here. lol nice.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ahoy there, matey... Cap'n Julia Greasepalms here. lol nice.

Greasepalms? Mmmm -- that has a saucy sound to it? Where're ye plannin' on puttin' those greasy palms, wench?

 

[playwithlezli]

Can't Remember Where I Buried the Treasure Marilyn here. I went to get my ears pierced today, they said it would cost a buck an ear.

 

[TE999]

Avast ye scurvy swabs...Bo'sun Gus is comin' aboard.

There be a new serving wench down at the Cock and Pussy Tavern...aye, she's a pirates dream...has a sunken chest. Har...har..har...