Arius

[marshalt]

He pooped himself to death.

As he approached the place called Constantine’s Forum, where the column of porphyry is erected, a terror arising from the remorse of conscience seized Arius, and with the terror a violent relaxation of the bowels: he therefore enquired whether there was a convenient place near, and being directed to the back of Constantine’s Forum, he hastened thither. Soon after a faintness came over him, and together with the evacuations his bowels protruded, followed by a copious hemorrhage, and the descent of the smaller intestines: moreover portions of his spleen and liver were brought off in the effusion of blood, so that he almost immediately died.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arius

 

[KRCummings]

Well that's an unpleasant way to die for everyone involved.

 

[Bert Notorius]

the next mel gibson movie.

 

[neci]

poison?

 

[WeedSmoke420]

thanks for sharing

 

[doctor_insanus]

He pooped himself to death.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arius

" ...so that he almost immediately died."

I would fucking well hope so. Who'd want to live through that?

 

[marshalt]

poison?

What kind of poison makes you poop your insides out?

 

[KRCummings]

What kind of poison makes you poop your insides out?

You've obviously never had my chili.

 

[Tryharder62]

Did he go to taco bell and order the grande burrito?