Ari's Birthday Thread

Trinique_Fire said:
I'm buying her a three story penthouse in Chicago on the river so she can take her private jet and chill whenever she wants.

Oh what a sweet dream. :rose:

Agreed. Someday, somewhere, somehow baby. :kiss:
 
Since we're giving fantasy gifts...

I'm giving her an island in the South Pacific. A free nation where she is Queen. Its luscious beaches and many guest bungalows are filled with attractive, horny people of whatever sex she wants this week. The weather is always perfect, and the fruit trees always weighted down with fresh fruit.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Since we're giving fantasy gifts...

I'm giving her an island in the South Pacific. A free nation where she is Queen. Its luscious beaches and many guest bungalows are filled with attractive, horny people of whatever sex she wants this week. The weather is always perfect, and the fruit trees always weighted down with fresh fruit.

Of whatever sex I want this week...I love that! Mmm, fresh fruit.
 
arienette said:
Of whatever sex I want this week...I love that! Mmm, fresh fruit.
Wow! Your 7000 post was directed towards me.

I'm not worthy...
 
Damn I hated being out yesterday! I wanted to be at the head of the line for birthday spankings.

*goes back to charting the AH family tree and uncovering some truly disturbing discoveries about rum runners and women of the night and somebody who Catherine the Great look like Mary Freaking Poppins.*
 
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