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[sirhugs]

Female pirates are defintely sexy.
What about male prates?

Do they just have sex with each other?
Do they take prisoners?
Do they have groupies, like rock stars?

The ship seems like a great venue for group sex, or exhibitionism & voyuerism,but what other themes are pariculaly suited?

 

[Rob_Royale]

Well realistically, personal and oral hygiene for starters. Then nutrition, first aid, pest control, sanitation, seamanship and carpentry. As for erotica, not much. Among looters and pillagers, most sex was not consensual.

To get into something more wholesome and sexier, you're going to have to jump into high fantasy. I had some Conan novels as a kid that described Conan's high-seas adventures where he served under a female pirate captain named Belit. I'm not sure if they were Howard stories or from the folks who continued the adventures after.

But as someone from Tampa Bay, this is a near and dear subject for me, and I'm going to have to think on it for a while.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Ship full of hot shark pirates. Mmm...

Sorry, I'm back.

Right, story. Uh...

So hot shark dudes sail around on high adventures and shennanigans. But everything goes wrong, they're too polite to actually steal things, never rape or pilage, the women reject them because of all the denticles and, you know, toofs. So, sex starved, they turn to each other for companionship, and find the true meaning of brotherly love!

Awwww

 

[Nightscream89]

I would picture something like the songtext of 'Nancy the Tavern Wench' by Alestorm. Or at least what's implied, especially this verse:

If you're looking to go on a glorious quest
There's a man there who knows of an old treasure chest
For some pieces of eight and a tankard of ale
He'll show you the map and tell you it's tale
And then there's Nancy, the lovely barmaiden
She may be old but her beauty ain't fading
Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn
It's a den of debauchery violence and sin

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Female pirates are defintely sexy.
What about male prates?

Do they just have sex with each other?
Do they take prisoners?
Do they have groupies, like rock stars?

The ship seems like a great venue for group sex, or exhibitionism & voyuerism,but what other themes are pariculaly suited?

Oh pirates fucked and iirc, they even had marriages between crewmates, so there was some very jolly rogering.

Yeah, they took prisoners/hostages though they tended to follow a code (As if word gets out you are mistreating hostages/prisoners you are less likely to have people wanting to make deals with ya)

Groupies: I’d imagine so. In fiction it’s pretty common for them to have it.

Other themes: BDSM. Captain of the crew still has their crew follow hierarchy and protocol from the navy days but adds a sexual element to it. Don’t swab the decks to satisfaction and you get a cock cage. Fail to get the sails up or down fast enough and you might find yourself bound to the mast.

Supernatural: piracy and tall tales go together: mermaids, sirens, etc. horny kraken grabs the ship and won’t let it go till it gets acquainted with everyone’s holes

 

[ericrodman101]

There are several porn remakes of Pirates of the Caribbean, all suitably buxom and rambunctious. Mr Depp and his lookalikes were all quite fuckable in their day.

 

[sirhugs]

There are several porn remakes of Pirates of the Caribbean, all suitably buxom and rambunctious. Mr Depp and his lookalikes were all quite fuckable in their day.

I certainly thought about how delectable Kiera Knightley looked in those movies when I conceived the thread*. Also Geena Davis in Cutthroat Island. I suppose fan fic might be interesting. But personally, I'd prefer original work that captured the vibe.

*not a diss of Zoe Saldana, a most delicious actress, but not memorable in that role, and I abandoned the series before the one with Penelope cruz.

 

[Carnevil9]

There are several porn remakes of Pirates of the Caribbean, all suitably buxom and rambunctious. Mr Depp and his lookalikes were all quite fuckable in their day.

Perverts of the Caribbean.

Personally, I don't find pirates the least bit erotic. And all those hook hands could be dangerous!

But I think an all-female crew of lesbian pirates would make for a deliciously saucy tale!

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I definitely prefer a more fantastic version of pirates. Like give me a pirates of dark water, or a Sinbad the sailor situation, so you can have massive ships the size of cities, sea bound brothels that have all sorts of strange lovers aboard

 

[ericrodman101]

Maybe a porn version of Danger Island (from the Banana Splits) with a Jan Michael Vincent lookalike fucking his way through the jungle. Very piratey.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

I certainly thought about how delectable Kiera Knightley looked in those movies when I conceived the thread*. Also Geena Davis in Cutthroat Island. I suppose fan fic might be interesting. But personally, I'd prefer original work that captured the vibe.

*not a diss of Zoe Saldana, a most delicious actress, but not memorable in that role, and I abandoned the series before the one with Penelope cruz.

The movies make a interesting split. On one hand she's literally suffocating from the corset, a female symbol of beauty, as well as oppression. From the moment she loses it she's growing as her own independent woman, showing her own physical prowess and ingenuity to be up there with the best of them if she gets the chance.

At the same time the corset is ripped off her, she's shown as a modern erotic desirable good that can be sexualised at a moments notice.

They do veer more into her power though. Beauty secondary, however attractive she is.

There are several porn remakes of Pirates of the Caribbean, all suitably buxom and rambunctious. Mr Depp and his lookalikes were all quite fuckable in their day.

Every year on my twin's birthday his roommates (more like hallway mates) downloaded a porn movie or two and watched it, regardless if he joined. One of them was a pirates variant. Afterwards the three lesbians in the dorm watched a series "Lip service" iirc. That was unrelated to the porn, and had a lot more sex in it.

The spiderman porn was also a rollercoaster. Never have I seen the ejaculation of someone shoot lightning and kill the girl. Strange how that pulp in one shot made itself unfit for Lit-E.