Aren't older men just superior?

[DaddysDoll_19]

You have and I admire the way you have stuck around even after the hijacking of your thread. You haven’t caused a 100 page argument like @Grant55 did so you won’t get legend status but you’ve earned some respect

@GhostOfFAS see how I did the fist emoji? I am so down with the cool kids

I appreciate that <3

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Okay, let me join the conversation.

No, not all older men are superior.

If they were buttheads in their 20s, they likely still haven't changed. Probably gotten worse, in some cases.

We call this "the old fuddy duddy".

I feel attacked.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I get the most complaints from female friends about all the dudes holding fish as their main profile pictures on dating sites.

Do they look a bit fishy?

 

[LostHorizon]

You have and I admire the way you have stuck around even after the hijacking of your thread. You haven’t caused a 100 page argument like @Grant55 did so you won’t get legend status but you’ve earned some respect

@GhostOfFAS see how I did the fist emoji? I am so down with the cool kids

I was thinking the same thing. I’m impressed. And now I feel bad about stretching the truth about being a Wall Street billionaire with a Hamptons beach house.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I was thinking the same thing. I’m impressed. And now I feel bad about stretching the truth about being a Wall Street billionaire with a Hamptons beach house.

Just blame typos.

You live behind a wall on Bill and Her Street and you like taking a hamper to enjoy at your beach hut

 

[LostHorizon]

Is there such a thing as an horrific dick?

Guys if somebody has told you that your dick is horrific, my inbox is open and I will soon boost the love of your dick again

There are some horrific dick pics out there.

It really shouldn’t be that way. Men should put more thought into how they present their dicks. There is an art to it.

I’m sure in person they are all awesome.

 

[DaddysDoll_19]

Just blame typos.

You live behind a wall on Bill and Her Street and you like taking a hamper to enjoy at your beach hut

I mean..at that age you can't blame him for a typo right? jk lol sry

 

[AmberLGreen]

There are some horrific dick pics out there.

It really shouldn’t be that way. Men should put more thought into how they present their dicks. There is an art to it.

I’m sure in person they are all awesome.

I look forward to seeing yours all dressed up and sparkling with personality

 

[DaddysDoll_19]

I look forward to seeing yours all dressed up and sparkling with personality

add some glitter and it's perfect

 

[Diann_Mom]

I was thinking the same thing. I’m impressed. And now I feel bad about stretching the truth about being a Wall Street billionaire with a Hamptons beach house.

You certainly wouldn't need to be here if all of that were true!

 

[LostHorizon]

You certainly wouldn't need to be here if all of that were true!

Yup… I’m busted.

And the Hamptons are overrated anyway.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Yup… I’m busted.

And the Hamptons are overrated anyway.

Cape Cod is where it’s at. Everyone knows this.

 

[LostHorizon]

I look forward to seeing yours all dressed up and sparkling with personality

I don’t dress mine up. But he does have quite the personality!

 

[AmberLGreen]

add some glitter and it's perfect

Oooo no!

Education time, young one:

If a guy has dressed it up in glitter, you stay well away from it. If that stuff gets on your gooch, you won’t be able to walk for days (it’s worse than sand) and if any actually gets up your foo-foo, then you can say goodbye to your sex life forever.

What you want is diamonds. Only ever go near the ones dressed in diamonds (a ruby or sapphire will do if he is trying to add a splash of colour)

 

[RandallOldman]

I mean..at that age you can't blame him for a typo right? jk lol sry

Gotta say, I like your style!

 

[LostHorizon]

Oooo no!

Education time, young one:

If a guy has dressed it up in glitter, you stay well away from it. If that stuff gets on your gooch, you won’t be able to walk for days (it’s worse than sand) and if any actually gets up your foo-foo, then you can say goodbye to your sex life forever.

What you want is diamonds. Only ever go near the ones dressed in diamonds (a ruby or sapphire will do if he is trying to add a splash of colour)

Like that 24 carat gold diamond studded cock ring.

She’s right, stay away from glitter. You have no idea what you’re getting into with that shit.

 

[DaddysDoll_19]

Gotta say, I like your style!

haha thank u thank u

 

[DaddysDoll_19]

Oooo no!

Education time, young one:

If a guy has dressed it up in glitter, you stay well away from it. If that stuff gets on your gooch, you won’t be able to walk for days (it’s worse than sand) and if any actually gets up your foo-foo, then you can say goodbye to your sex life forever.

What you want is diamonds. Only ever go near the ones dressed in diamonds (a ruby or sapphire will do if he is trying to add a splash of colour)

id say the fact you use weird names for female genitals is mildy concerning considering you're talking to a 19 year old not an uneducated child xD

 

[LostHorizon]

id say the fact you use weird names for female genitals is mildy concerning considering you're talking to a 19 year old not an uneducated child xD

Weird names makes it more fun. It’s what we old people do.

 

[DaddysDoll_19]

Weird names makes it more fun. It’s what we old people do.

well then better keep that wee wiener locked away heh

 

[AmberLGreen]

id say the fact you use weird names for female genitals is mildy concerning considering you're talking to a 19 year old not an uneducated child xD

Oh fuck! @GhostOfFAS i am not as down with the cool kids as I thought I was!

 

[DaddysDoll_19]

Oh fuck! @GhostOfFAS i am not as down with the cool kids as I thought I was!

haha I swear I wasn't trying to be mean I'm just not used to people calling it 'gooch' or 'foo-foo' lol

 

[RandallOldman]

Oh fuck! @GhostOfFAS i am not as down with the cool kids as I thought I was!

Hell, when the cool kids say IYKYK, I have to reply with IHNFI.

I might be a beekeeper, though.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Oh fuck! @GhostOfFAS i am not as down with the cool kids as I thought I was!

Just an old lady with no rizz and a skibbidy gyat. Definitely not the GOAT. No cap.

 

[RandallOldman]

haha I swear I wasn't trying to be mean I'm just not used to people calling it 'gooch' or 'foo-foo' lol

Amber's a Brit, I think. Be thankful she didn't say cunt and twat.