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[Dapperguy]

I am looking for a body to conduct my experimental milk bread abuse on. It will be at least 18 stone in weight. It will be at least 5 feet in length. It will prepare its own rendering cream and present it to me before commencing the activity. It will be willing to practice the activity 5 times a day for the first two weeks, then twice a week for the duration. It will be encouraged to promote milk bread abuse as a living example of its outcomes. It can be assured it will be treated with tender care, before and after, the activity. I promise to be discreet and not to discuss any of the ongoing abuse with any third party or interested sponsor.

If you fit the box, then PM me.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

I am looking for a body to conduct my experimental milk bread abuse on. It will be at least 18 stone in weight. It will be at least 5 feet in length. It will prepare its own rendering cream and present it to me before commencing the activity. It will be willing to practice the activity 5 times a day for the first two weeks, then twice a week for the duration. It will be encouraged to promote milk bread abuse as a living example of its outcomes. It can be assured it will be treated with tender care, before and after, the activity. I promise to be discreet and not to discuss any of the ongoing abuse with any third party or interested sponsor.

If you fit the box, then PM me.

STFU, miles.

 

[FataMorgana]

I am looking for a body to conduct my experimental milk bread abuse on. It will be at least 18 stone in weight. It will be at least 5 feet in length. It will prepare its own rendering cream and present it to me before commencing the activity. It will be willing to practice the activity 5 times a day for the first two weeks, then twice a week for the duration. It will be encouraged to promote milk bread abuse as a living example of its outcomes. It can be assured it will be treated with tender care, before and after, the activity. I promise to be discreet and not to discuss any of the ongoing abuse with any third party or interested sponsor.

If you fit the box, then PM me.

Inflation fuckhead. Have you seen the price of milk and bread at the moment?

Jesus.

 

[silver gurl]

I don’t even know what this means

 

[FataMorgana]

I don’t even know what this means

His other kink is a bath of macaroni. He must shop at Lidl.

 

[silver gurl]

His other kink is a bath of macaroni. He must shop at Lidl.

I don’t want to know what goes on in some Litsters houses.

 

[Dapperguy]

It's not m

Inflation fuckhead. Have you seen the price of milk and bread at the moment?

Jesus

 

[Dapperguy]

It's not milk and bread, blowfly brain, it's a loaf of bread called milk bread. It's a small sweet creamy loaf broad bean brain. X x x

 

[FataMorgana]

It's got broad beans in it?

 

[Sean]

Inflation fuckhead. Have you seen the price of milk and bread at the moment?

Jesus.

Milk has fucking doubled in price. I didn't notice until yesterday when I bought 2litres on the way home. Normally it's part of the weekly shop so it just passes under the radar. When the fuck did this happen?

 

[FataMorgana]

Milk has fucking doubled in price. I didn't notice until yesterday when I bought 2litres on the way home. Normally it's part of the weekly shop so it just passes under the radar. When the fuck did this happen?

I had a mild coronary whilst paying for chicken breasts. They were the same price as Pamela Anderson's.

 

[Sean]

I had a mild coronary whilst paying for chicken breasts. They were the same price as Pamela Anderson's.

They're gonna go up again. A 10kg case of chicken fillet has gone from 46 to 53 quid in the last week.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Foster Farms is having a BOGO at our Kroger's right now. Milk is about the same.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

You picked two forums for this one and neither are where it should have been posted?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Scratch that. Three forums. None of which are the appropriate forum.