Are you squeaky clean

[sexy-girl]

what laws have you broken in the past ... i can think of two at the moment .... i suggest if you post murder or anything serious post as a guest

my crimes to date are stealing towels from a hotel in paris (april-wine your pm's coming soon)

and i had sex with lisa under the age of consent for homosexuals in the uk ... i look at that as more of a protest against the law though because i would of been legal age if it was a straight relationship

 

[Bob Peale]

and i had sex with lisa under the age of consent for homosexuals in the uk ... i look at that as more of a protest against the law though because i would of been legal age if it was a straight relationship

Squeaky clean? Hell, my SOAP isn't squeaky clean. My children had to be baptized twice - once for original sin and once again for parental sin - and the water still turned colors!

What's this age of consent fot homosexuals thing? That's actually legislated across the pond? Bloody hell, and you pick on us about not knowing how to tally votes in an election?

 

[sexy-girl]

i want crimes tell me what you've done bob


have to be 18 to have homosexual sex in england ... 16 for straight sex ... but they are close to getting rid of that law

 

[SadnonMage]

Other than a few moving violations

Probably could have been cited for public nudity, lewd and lacivious behavior more than a few times



SM

 

[delite]

Of course I'm squeaky clean. mmmm sex under the age of consent doesn't really count does it? everyone does or did that.
ooo I did go to court for not having a t.v. licience.
and speeding offences can't count.
nor can any thing I did before the age of 25 as that wasn't really any thing illegal just .....high spirts...?

 

[Bob Peale]

Well, other than single handedly supporting my local municipality through speeding fines (If it ain't a crime why does it cost so much) me and 12 of my mates have the distinction of accruing the highest amount of disciplinary fines for any single dorm in the history of my college.

Who know that the toilet would BOUNCE when it hit the grass? We were 4 stories up.

And the car battery really didn't have enough voltage to hurt anyone...

Wait a minute - this whole Thing 1, Thing 2 thing is starting to make sense now...

 

[freakygirl]

went to jail on a "domestic violence".. my babysitter (male) was drunk when i came home from work. needless to say, i was pissed and "threw" him out of my house. he called the cops, and because I threw him out and he "hit" his face on the ground and got a slight cut on his face below his eye (he told the cops that i hit him), I got arrested. spent the night in jail, went to coart the next day (and because i had never been in trouble before, i didn't know what else to do but plead guilty).. got a ticket for $300 (he got this money as restitution.. FUCKING LOSER!) i didn't pay the ticket, figured i could hide from it. Well about a year later, i got stopped for a headlight out on my boyfriends truck, and got picked up on a warrant. BACK TO JAIL for me.. called daddy and he bailed me out.. learned my lesson tho..i figured the only way to stay out of trouble was to.. marry a cop

 

[Silverlily]

Well, other than single handedly supporting my local municipality through speeding fines (If it ain't a crime why does it cost so much)

Oh hell, I OWN entire sections of highway here. Hubby has, well, lots and lots of speeding tickets, no points though, should tell you what the fines were like.

 

[Bob Peale]

Oh hell, I OWN entire sections of highway here. Hubby has, well, lots and lots of speeding tickets, no points though, should tell you what the fines were like.

Yeah, but does he have his own payment window at the courthouse? You know it's bad when the police mail ME a list of all the speed traps because they feel sorry for me

 

[Silverlily]

Lol, no window, but there is a cruiser out there with a "paid for by ______" sticker bearing his name and we get Christmas cards from state, county, local, and Park Police.

I never thought I would ever have to have a traffic fines section on my family budget.

(in all fairness, he hasn't had a ticket in three years)

 

[fgarvb1]

squeak! squeak!...[WEG]

 

[sexy-girl]

freakygurl32 i dont condone violence but you should of been given a medal for that not a fine he sounds like he was a loser

 

[cymbidia]

Okay, we're just talking traffic crimes here, right?
~whew~

I belong to the club of people who contribute handsomely (though not by choice) to the fiscal well-being of their municipality. I'm a charter member, actually, having gotten my speeding ticket cherry popped three days after i got my driver's license. I've taken a lot of perverse pride in keeping up to date on my membership since then: one ticket a year, every year - two if it's a leap year.

I've gotten tickets from city, county, and state patrol guys. Once i got a ticket from a Forest Ranger. Did you know they could write speeding tickets? Me either, not until then.

AAA won't have me, either. Too many tickets. I gotta buy all my maps on the open market. No freebies for me.

 

[sexy-girl]

Okay, we're just talking traffic crimes here, right?
~whew~

no no ... i want some real crimes too ive admited to stealing barely a week ago it was a double dare though so does that mean its not a crime ?

 

[cymbidia]

no no ... i want some real crimes too ive admited to stealing barely a week ago it was a double dare though so does that mean its not a crime ?

Yes, you criminal - it *does* count!

Okay, real crimes.
Well, i stole a hotel towel once, too - or maybe twice.
I shoplifted one time when i was a teenager (then decided it was really scary and if i was gonna shoplift again, it would have to be something worth the resulting embarassment if i was caught).
And, uh, in previous incarnations, i've probably violated most of the drug laws on the books in this country.

 

[freakygirl]

freakygurl32 i dont condone violence but you should of been given a medal for that not a fine he sounds like he was a loser

i didn't even tell you the whole story.. i found out later that he had some pot on him.. (probably a joint, as he never had much money to have anything more then something someone gave him for free).. and the cops gave him a ride home.. never serched him nor asked for ID.. and he was wanted in Tacoma on an outstanding warrant.. he wasn't dumb, when they asked him his name.. they gave him his brothers.. who is as squeky clean as they come.. blah.. i seen him the other day.. lost a few fingers and his left eye in an "accident" something about cooking something and it blew up in his face.. (looks like he has moved up.. from pot to meth) I didn't stick around long enough to find out the whole story, as soon as my groceries were paid for.. i left the store.. (god i hate when you get trapped in front of someone that you don't want to talk to in a check outline)

 

[Wizard]

I can't tell it .........................when I was younger I did alot of shit I am not at all proud of.........Past 15 years I been "clean" as a whistel.....Well almost did get one DUI about 7 years ago......

You do really dumb shit when your young and as you get older you know how dumb it really was...........


Let just say I had alot of what I thought was fun as a teenager because I thought it was cool and I was a BIG asshole....................

 

[Tipsy]

Amateurs

K growing up in the Bronx I had a couple of incidents and only got caught once.....K. only going to name the few that really don't matter

1. Attempted Arson
2. Assault
3. Breaking and Entering
4. Car Theft

To name a few and this was before I was out of h.s. lol but now i'm as clean as can be

 

[SoftPeaches]

Up until recently (when I decided to have a baby), I broke the law everyday by smoking marijuana (I believe marijuana and marijuana only should be legalized), and of course buying it is a crime, I had in my possession paraphenalia many times......but it only counts if you get caught, right?
Otherwise, I have done nothing wrong except speeding.

 

[sexy-girl]

Yes, you criminal - it *does* count!

me ... a cwiminal ? hehe oh well i wont tell yours if you dont tell mine


and all the rest of you are bad people but i like you for sharing your crimes here with me thanks

 

[Ask For More]

I've almost been done for shoplifting before way back when i was younger.

Umm..that's about it I think....unless you count numerous times where I've been forced to engage in a round of fistcuffs to defend myself....

 

[Sad Man]

I couldn't have broke the law, because everybody knows its not illegal unless you get caught.