Are you Satan's Little bitch?

[Lady_J]

http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/evil.jsp

let's find out.....

 

[sabbathstorm]

Kinda evil?

Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper.

 

[Lady_J]

Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!

We're all slaves to our urges — some just more than others. Sure, you probably shake it a little to get your way, but you don't beat yourself up over it (unless you're into that, of course). For your own sake, realize that getting hurt sexually generally stings more than being burnt with your clothes on. So even if your pillow pal has a mean set of love handles, keep it to yourself. Just listen to that little voice in your head (no, not that one), and the evil sex thing will stop.

We're not going to say you're a bad person, but you're toeing the line. A little advice: Try to think about how your victim will feel before you pull your next dirty prank (we don't care how funny it is when you take out a classifed ad and sell someone's car for them). You may think cruelty is funny, but your friends don't — especially the ones who've been burned by your verging-on-evil ways. Listen to your conscience a little more, okay?

Awww crap, I'm evil!!

 

[lovetoread]

Finally, the truth is revealed — you're pure evil. But so are lots of successful people: Donald Trump, Mr. Burns, Martha Stewart.

 

[Summery]

good evil


Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper. Get tips on turning up your evilocity — sign up with Emode.com.

 

[lilminx]

Well, you're kinda evil. They haven't reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We're guessing you find others' pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you're interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn't a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!




not sexually evil sexually evil


You may not have a Basic Instinct-style ice pick sitting on the bedstand, but it's all about your needs when you're between the sheets. And you'll say anything, no matter how untrue, for a little slap and tickle. You use your attractiveness (or maybe it's that crazy thing you do with your tongue) to make people do your bidding. But it's just a weakness, and when you get down to it, those who haven't been burnt by you probably envy you a bit.




not passive aggressive passive aggressive


Don't feel too bad about hiding your anger. At least, not right now. When your spleen ruptures from internalized stress, then you can feel bad about it. Passive people act that way because they're ultimately sweet and don't want to upset anyone. While that may work for the short term, you end up looking like a real back-stabber when you, ah, stab someone in the back. Try to deal with your problems up front, and you probably won't have to renew your concealed weapons permit this year.




not black hearted black hearted


We're not going to say you're a bad person, but you're toeing the line. A little advice: Try to think about how your victim will feel before you pull your next dirty prank (we don't care how funny it is when you take out a classifed ad and sell someone's car for them). You may think cruelty is funny, but your friends don't — especially the ones who've been burned by your verging-on-evil ways. Listen to your conscience a little more, okay?

 

[patient1]

You're Good. Not a drop of evil in you. instead of tripping old ladies you help them across the street.- You're missing out!

 

[metal_minx]

kinda evil.... thats a half assed approach to malevolence but hey thats me '-)

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nope, not a drop of evil in you. Instead of tripping old ladies, you help them cross the street, and we gotta tell you ... you're missing out! C'mon, live a little!

I'm just a wonderfully, adorably, fabulously, stupendously, unegregiously, astronomically, beautifically, marvelously sweet.

That's me.

No, I didn't lie. Not even once or twice.

 

[lilminx]

You're Good. Not a drop of evil in you. instead of tripping old ladies you help them across the street.- You're missing out!

Why does that not surprise me?

 

[Cipher]

Well, you're kinda evil. But we know you can do better. Your backstabbing knife could, and should, be sharper. Get tips on turning up your evilocity —


Hmmmph..Guess i gotta try harder..LMFAO!!
(J/K)

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I'm only a little evil. I'm the Diet Coke of evil; only one calorie, not evil enough.

 

[KellyFong]

Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human. But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint.

They'd have to call me little wouldn't they.. bastards

 

[patient1]

Why does that not surprise me?

Me either, although some of these quizzes seem to be poorly normalized. Like that "how gay are you?" one.

 

[teddybear4play]

Not a drop of evil in you

This confirms what I've known all along. I'm too damn nice.

TB4p

 

[rider]

you're just a little evil

Good news — you're just a little evil, which means you're very human. But it's time to make a decision: Either shut out that damn conscience and be really bad, or start living life like a saint.